Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[GeminiLanaFan 45,786]

2 minutes ago, Honeyyoung said:

actually the only thing that might lower the record's score are the interludes and maybe her more "controversial" lyrics, other than that i think it's going to have unniversal acclaim even without being "cohesive", which i don't even think is that important either for a good score nowadays

The controversial lyrics aren’t what I think could lower the score, if there are any. If the vision is inconsistent / not genuine, or if it sounds like a caricature of herself, or if the heavy stuff we hear in the early tracks don’t seem to have a good transition with the « lighter » tracks, this she’ll get dragged for. Or if the controversial lyrics feel forced or a repetition from album to album (which is not the case).
Bonus points for the score if she channels some sort of classic sound without mimicking it, making it her own (which what was Norman: neo Laurel-Canyon « before the doom »ish / death of the American Dream) 

[imasadboy 676]

I think that fishtail will be transition point. It'll start soft and gentle as most of the previous tracks and than change on the second half. So well be ready for the next 2 bangers 

[Fingertips 72,114]

5 minutes ago, taco truck said:

If it gets a 9+ on pitchfork hate on me all u want lol I never even said it’s gonna be bad💀 I just think it’s not gonna get a 9+ on pitchfork 

Nobody's hating on you, everyone responding to your post right now are actually being very considerate and respectful. 

[GrenadineGrass 4,047]

Just now, GeminiLanaFan said:

Bonus points for the score if she channels some sort of classic sound without mimicking it, making it her own (which what was Norman: neo Laurel-Canyon « before the doom »ish / death of the American Dream) 

i think thats  what critics LOVED about A&W the first part really looks like an 80's grunge rock sound but reworked in a way the only lana could bring up to the table

[GrenadineGrass 4,047]

And one thing that i think we're all missing of in this puzzle is: The last time that we've got an album with multiple hip-hop influenced tracks was lust for life, because norman just have doin time. The reputation that she had back there was NOTHING compared to nowadays. So we don't know actually how the critics can react to these tracks

[taco truck 28,679]

4 minutes ago, Fingertips said:

Nobody's hating on you, everyone responding to your post right now are actually being very considerate and respectful. 

I know I wasn’t saying people were I was saying if I’m wrong u guys have the right to attack me Lollll I realize how it came across tho

[Fingertips 72,114]

Just now, taco truck said:

I know I wasn’t saying people were I was saying if I’m wrong u guys have the right to attack me Lollll I realize how it came across tho

Gotcha, my bad 

[fl0r1dakil0s 20,676]

14 minutes ago, crazyforyou said:

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What lyric?

 

 

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get high, drop acid, never die, not tonight, do you get it?

 

[West Coast 44,804]

It's just so weird to me how this album hasn't leaked yet, like the leaks rollout that occurred so far is very... flaccid. 

[taco truck 28,679]

Anyway it really doesn’t matter to me if it gets critical acclaim because It will be acclaimed by me

[Zetterberg 1,862]

The Grants got a track length on iTunes 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

is this album pre-release cycle just a new layer of hell? 

[taco truck 28,679]

Just now, Zetterberg said:

The Grants got a track length on iTunes 

We know❤️ You are very late❤️

Just now, tulsa jesus freaks said:

is this album pre-release cycle just a new layer of hell? 

Not every Lana pre-release being a layer of hell and we are finally in the 9th circle omfg

[13beachess 7,509]

1 hour ago, ShootingNeon said:

I’m losing hope guys, we ain’t getting the album any time soon 

wdym it's literally coming out everywheeeere, in less than two weeks 

[gorillagrippedcoochie 356]

Just now, tulsa jesus freaks said:

is this album pre-release cycle just a new layer of hell? 

I fear so 

[Zetterberg 1,862]

Just now, taco truck said:

We know❤️ You are very late❤️

Sorry! Hasn’t been reading this thread a lot 

[taco truck 28,679]

Just now, Zetterberg said:

Sorry! Hasn’t been reading this thread a lot 

It’s ok I’m just being silly Lol! It’s coming out as a single on Tuesday and Lana is going on BBC radio 1 to do an interview along with the release,  apparently she will be announcing a surprise as well

[The Grants 13,003]

if Pitchfork say good things about The Grants I think that 8.5-9 is kinda secured 

[Chemtrail 2,826]

2 minutes ago, 13beachess said:

wdym it's literally coming out everywheeeere, in less than two weeks 

So I have to go to sleep for almost two weeks?

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

4 minutes ago, taco truck said:

 

Not every Lana pre-release being a layer of hell and we are finally in the 9th circle omfg

and this definitely feels like it cause it's the worst