Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[GeminiLanaFan 46,033]

22 minutes ago, West Coast said:

It's just so weird to me how this album hasn't leaked yet, like the leaks rollout that occurred so far is very... flaccid. 

This is the true incredible part of this pre-release: with albums leaking way before time, with her stuff getting stolen, we’re 13 days away from release and the album hasn’t completely leaked  I was sure it was gonna happen around VDay. 

[lanita 1,012]

Just now, tulsa jesus freaks said:

seems fake to me but okay

i have listened to a 50 seconds long peppers leak, and although it was harder for me to find it, i am not sure if it can be considered a more "exclusive" leak. candy necklace is another story though 

[SalvaWHORE 33,044]

cant believe im praying for the album to leak rn, Lana please prays the rosary for my broken mind... 

[crazyforyou 4,204]

27 minutes ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

 

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get high, drop acid, never die, not tonight, do you get it?

 

Spoiler

this song will be the end of me 

 

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

nipples probably posted the rosemead tagged version 

[lanita 1,012]

from what it looks like, this album will heal my childhood trauma and clear up my skin --- that's how much i love it 

[ShadesOfViolence 6,220]

Just now, lanita said:

from what it looks like, this album will heal my childhood trauma and clear up my skin --- that's how much i love it 

OH the real lanita 

[lanita 1,012]

1 minute ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

nipples probably posted the rosemead tagged version 

THEY ALWAYS PUT FUCKING RANDOM INTERVIEWS ON LEAKS AND IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL

Just now, ShadesOfViolence said:

OH the real lanita 

yes ma'am

[SalvaWHORE 33,044]

that surprise could be anything atp

 

- her own record label

- fragrance / makeup brand

- clothing line 

- candle brand

- dog & cat coffee bar

- documentary

- a photography book

- new poetry book

- novel

- her own talkshow

- her masterclass (i.e: teaching Picsart techniques)

- quit singing and open an Only Fans account called @AmericanWhoreOfficial

[lanita 1,012]

1 minute ago, SalvaWHORE said:

that surprise could be anything atp

 

- her own record label

- fragrance / makeup brand

- clothing line 

- candle brand

- dog & cat coffee bar

- documentary

- a photography book

- new poetry book

- novel

- quit singing and open an Only Fans account callec American Whore

maybe the first post on the ocean blvd instagram will be her OF debut, who knows? my intuition tells me we'll be seeing a linktree very soon...

[baddisease 16,017]

leak the damn album, whoever has it.

[rosemead ramada 5,767]

I had a dream last night that the surprise is Lana wrote a murder-mystery musical movie that she stars in and had a giant, ensemble A-list cast. Now I've just set myself up for disappointment

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

new

Spoiler

kintsugi

snippet in HQ 

[taco truck 29,287]

Hi I’m sorry I know this is off topic but do I buy LFL coke bottle clear rn for $250 at a record store

[PARADIXO 31,710]

5 minutes ago, SalvaWHORE said:

that surprise could be anything atp

 

- her own record label

- fragrance / makeup brand

- clothing line 

- candle brand

- dog & cat coffee bar

- documentary

- a photography book

- new poetry book

- novel

- her own talkshow

- her masterclass (i.e: teaching Picsart techniques)

- quit singing and open an Only Fans account called @AmericanWhoreOfficial

 

out of all these possibilities, the worst would be photography book 

[Get Drunk 17,541]

What if she ditches Ben & Ed.. that could be considered something for the fans, it would definitely excite BOZ and it would be an absolute surprise for sure.. 

[Thats why they call me Dita 7,880]

1 minute ago, taco truck said:

Hi I’m sorry I know this is off topic but do I buy LFL coke bottle clear rn for $250 at a record store

Ouch.. but yes 

 

trying to remember how much I paid for mine..

 

edit: looked back and I managed to get it for £180, which I thought was a hell of a good deal

[Get Drunk 17,541]

Just now, taco truck said:

Hi I’m sorry I know this is off topic but do I buy LFL coke bottle clear rn for $250 at a record store

Negotiate it lower 

[taco truck 29,287]

Just now, Get Drunk said:

Negotiate it lower 

I don’t think I can😭😭😭 I’m scared I don’t want them to get mad at me😭😭

[The Stargirl Pinky 67,733]

1 minute ago, tulsa jesus freaks said:

new

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kintsugi

snippet in HQ 

I’ve been so good about not listening to snippets but my impatience is really getting the best of me I need to resist send halp