Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

good morning I just woke up and read the "magazine article"

 

[drugsdesire 9,842]

wbk guys if it was an interview, why would she ever comment "oh my i wonder what will be said" like 😭 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

I feel bad for them,  they were poking a wasp nest and didn't know

[mlittle11 12,214]

i really didnt expect it to be a slideshow  i wasnt expecting anything but now its even more funny that we raised so much attention around such a small publication that lana actually commented on their post 

[naachoboy 7,993]

yall: 

[WhitehotOcean 1,073]

Hi guys, i’m back from my journey, could u tell me what happened in the last 50 pages? apart from the article and brazil show. Do we know something new about the album? are there new rumors?

[NikoGo 60,708]

9 minutes ago, mlittle11 said:

i really didnt expect it to be a slideshow  i wasnt expecting anything but now its even more funny that we raised so much attention around such a small publication that lana actually commented on their post 

I expected it to be a slideshow because that’s how their whole instagram is set up 

 

10 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said:

I feel bad for them,  they were poking a wasp nest and didn't know

Unfortunately they know now 

[mlittle11 12,214]

Just now, NikoGo said:

I expected it to be a slideshow because that’s how their whole instagram is set up 

i never checked their IG bc i knew nothing would happen 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

not that I expected anything out of this but I feel like at least they could've talked about the title track instead of filling empty spaces with a ride quote. talk about the meaning of the song or the references, the tunnel. it really is giving wikipedia copy+paste 

[plastiscguy 63,433]

[Eugene 26,664]

even I could write a better article 

[one time beauty queen 18,411]

yeah i feel bad for ppl in non eu timezones who woke up insanely early for that, im in germany so i was up anyway

but literally my dentist appointment just now was more entertaining than the article 

[prettywhenimhigh 49,312]

12 minutes ago, WhitehotOcean said:

Hi guys, i’m back from my journey, could u tell me what happened in the last 50 pages? apart from the article and brazil show. Do we know something new about the album? are there new rumors?

 

no, not really 

[Eugene 26,664]

But I feel bad for them... they had to close the comments on their post. 

[bluechemtrails 26,648]

the DNC jacket, the billboard in Tulsa and now this magazine thing

that's exactly Lana's humor, I think she did it on purpose to fool us again

[Venice Peach 54,292]

Well that was kinda embarrassing. They could have said "we have an article coming out compiling info on Lana's new album and our thoughts about her artistic path" or something like that and I would have been boring but fine.

 

But if you say "the new album confirms her uniqueness" you're kinda implying you are going to talk about the record as a whole, not basing the whole thing on a single song 

But yeah it didn't make sense for them to have the album in the first place anyway 

[Let the Light In 18,592]

I’m sorry but if they are saying “New album confirms her uniqueness” it’s click baiting, implying that they’ve heard the album or they have information about the album. They should have said “new single”.

[fishtails 13,791]

Looking at it now I wonder why they even chose to write an article on Lana, since she's a such a well-known artist

 

All of the other articles/interviews they have on their page are for newer, smaller artists it seems 

[ByDayAnother 1,906]

4 minutes ago, fishtails said:

Looking at it now I wonder why they even chose to write an article on Lana, since she's a such a well-known artist

 

All of the other articles/interviews they have on their page are for newer, smaller artists it seems 

 I daresay someone on Lana’s team owed someone they know at EOL’s a favour and just provided them with the licensing for Neil Krug’s images, and/or Lana wanted a verrrrry low-key promotional run.

[Venice Peach 54,292]

4 minutes ago, fishtails said:

Looking at it now I wonder why they even chose to write an article on Lana, since she's a such a well-known artist

 

All of the other articles/interviews they have on their page are for newer, smaller artists it seems 

Maybe they knew we're thirsty for any little crumb of info