Jaeden xx 7,138 Posted January 5, 2023 inspired by the lana del rey sex work thread, what songs has Lana blatantly lied in Lyrics? and are they metaphors of just lies? Spoiler if a thread of this has already been made like in the 60's or something merge it mods ty. 2 hours ago, Mer said: Thread outlining all of Lana's lies in songs when? - Barefoot chickens - A marriage that was stopped by groom's mother - Buying her truck in the middle of the night - There are no apartment complex's in Malibu named "Mariners Apartment Complex" (altho there's a Mariner's Village in Santa Monica I think) - The crypto boyfriend (?) - Killing her father/daddy and putting him in the trunk - Cooking meth (hopefully?) The inspiration 19 Quote ~Mon amour, je sais que tu m'aimes aussi ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaeden xx 7,138 Posted January 5, 2023 bumping because she got approved 5 Quote ~Mon amour, je sais que tu m'aimes aussi ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hashtagtylerh 3,934 Posted January 5, 2023 Fine China "I wore diamonds for the day of our wedding" 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Grants 13,524 Posted January 5, 2023 shes not cubana 🤥 25 Quote and also for giving me Margaret Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted Member 23,729 Posted January 5, 2023 I’ve got a kid and two cats in the yard 20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermind 879 Posted January 5, 2023 I’ve always wondered if her meth and heroin references were real or metaphor. Someone in another thread mentioned it being a possible point of contention between her and Patty. She’s talked about being an alcoholic but I feel like meth and heroin are a little more tabu to talk about “dabbling in” in the public. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daphnedinkley 13,551 Posted January 5, 2023 “i’m ready to leave LA” 28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
West Coast 45,850 Posted January 5, 2023 She wasn't actually on fire 20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted Member 23,729 Posted January 5, 2023 I will never sing again 26 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
heavensentslut 4,187 Posted January 5, 2023 she didnt actually steal police cars with the senior guys 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,601 Posted January 5, 2023 birds never flew out of her mouth 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beauty King 1,705 Posted January 5, 2023 She is not a heavy metal lion, contrary to what she says in "Angels Forever, Forever Angels". Below is a diagram that proves it: ≠ 28 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterfly Knife 103 Posted January 5, 2023 ''I'm the new politician'' ''We're making robberies from Tijuana to the shore'' ''I be murderin' and murderin' 'em happily I be murderin' and murderin' 'em'' ''Baby, I'm a sociopath Sweet serial killer'' ''I'm the last girl on Earth'' 5 Quote ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ i’m the sweetest girl in town, so, why are you so mean? ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 30,523 Posted January 5, 2023 she never actually went out with a bang 4 Quote Last.FM | Discogs | JOYRIDE Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtimeman 8,994 Posted January 5, 2023 She had way more than one pretty song. 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 5, 2023 5 hours ago, BoDaToe said: I’ve always wondered if her meth and heroin references were real or metaphor. Someone in another thread mentioned it being a possible point of contention between her and Patty. She’s talked about being an alcoholic but I feel like meth and heroin are a little more tabu to talk about “dabbling in” in the public. It’s real- there’s proof via her Facebook, YouTube etc. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rightofjupiter 16,640 Posted January 5, 2023 i think of all of these as storytelling, not lies? very common in the history of music. 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 5, 2023 I want also like to point out 95% of Lanas is actually factual-there’s artistic liberties but most of these things actually happened. Not to mention Patty getting her hooked on Lithium probably incidentally creating a life long addiction to various drugs/substance misuse 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaeden xx 7,138 Posted January 5, 2023 4 minutes ago, evalionisameme said: It’s real- there’s proof via her Facebook, YouTube etc. proof *insert raised eyebrow dog meme* 2 Quote ~Mon amour, je sais que tu m'aimes aussi ~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 5, 2023 Just now, Jaeden xx said: proof *insert raised eyebrow dog meme* One moment sweetie-I’m lazy 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
