Rio Jesus Freak 29 Posted January 13, 2023 around NFR era i heard that Love Song was to be called In The Car and I fucking love this title, but i think its just me 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChaoticLipster 24,618 Posted January 13, 2023 Love and love song are the worst. They should have been called Young and In Love and In Your Car. What goes on in Lana’s mind sometimes will forever be a mystery. Like making the music to watch boys video black and white…seriously girl. 7 Quote Arches are Illusions solid at first glance Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtimeman 8,918 Posted January 13, 2023 Honestly some of these alternative suggestions are 1,000 times worse than the actual titles. 23 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadesofloveduthenandnow 20,610 Posted January 13, 2023 2 hours ago, the ocean said: it's definitely not her ugliest song title but it just feels like a bit of a cop out? It’s possibly the most boring song on NFR so a plain title is quite fitting tbh 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitter Boy 16,556 Posted January 13, 2023 Dum Dum - there's other titles this song could've had Old Money - i don't know why i don't like it. i adore the song but not its title any song with "For K" in the title (Pretty Baby, Drive By and For K Pt. 2) - their alternate titles are better. Fuck it I love you - i hate it because i had to explain it to my then 5 year old sister because i was listening to NFR in the car and she asked what that meant The Next Best American Record - Architecture was robbed Prom Song (Gone Wrong) - i like the main title, but not the alternate 'gone wrong', sounds like a meme Are You Ready (Oooh Baby) - don't like the alternate 'oooh baby' either Cinnamon Girl - in my mind, the title is solely Cinnamon, as originally intended Stoplight De-Lite - sounds corny af LA Who Am I - why an incomplete phrase, why Go Go Dancer - Queen of the Night sounds better Smarty - don't know why, I've never liked that title Hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but I have it - Sylvia Plath was robbed Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind - Coachella would've sufficed, although I prefer Stairway to Heaven Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems - Beautiful People would've sufficed Not All Who Wander Are Lost - Wanderlust is more compact + simpler to remember Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard only pls Breaking Up Slowly - while i love the song, the 'slowly' makes the title sound odd Ridin' (My Bitch) - just... no. Betty Boop Boop - even the title of this track is just bad. Boom like That - same as above Unidentified Flying Bill - what the actual fuck Slow Burn was a better title now it makes sense so delete from the list Fucked My Way Up to the Top - er... This Is My Show is more impactful imo So Good (Summer Bummer demo) - lolol sounds bleh Norman Fucking Rockwell - just because Strangelove - split it better whoa I didn't know I disliked so many 2 Quote "I'm wild, I'm free, no man can handle me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 202,175 Posted January 13, 2023 @Glitter Boy you aren't allowed to post the title of that song here so you should edit that one out 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitter Boy 16,556 Posted January 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Surf Noir said: @Glitter Boy you aren't allowed to post the title of that song here so you should edit that one out my bad, sorry 2 Quote "I'm wild, I'm free, no man can handle me" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prettywhenimhigh 49,329 Posted January 13, 2023 besides some of the names already cited dum dum - just really horrendous I must be stupid for feeling so happy - exhales the same energy of "live. laugh. love." on & on & on - is this really confirmed? like the song is okay but this title is just ugly and boring af I hope it's not real 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,601 Posted January 13, 2023 10 minutes ago, prettywhenimhigh said: on & on & on - is this really confirmed? like the song is okay but this title is just ugly and boring af I hope it's not real wasn't the real title "if i die young" 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dark Angel 202,175 Posted January 13, 2023 2 minutes ago, the ocean said: wasn't the real title "if i die young" yes, if the actual title was "on & on & on" it would've made my list 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaylajam 75 Posted January 13, 2023 The Grants Also American Whore >>>> A&W 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tulsa 2,812 Posted January 13, 2023 some of these takes are camp Glitter Boy i am looking at you 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeybadger 40,620 Posted January 13, 2023 42 minutes ago, Glitter Boy said: Unidentified Flying Bill - what the actual fuck Slow Burn was a better title you're so wrong for this unidentified flying bill is iconic 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fingertips 72,034 Posted January 13, 2023 How didn't anyone mention "Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind" 2 Quote "You can't be a muse and be happy, too. You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters Quote I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,601 Posted January 13, 2023 44 minutes ago, Glitter Boy said: Unidentified Flying Bill *crickets* Just now, Fingertips said: How didn't anyone mention "Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind" considering how bad the song is i don't think it's that bad 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
details 17,163 Posted January 13, 2023 unidentified flying bill is a dope name whatchu mean 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alison by Slowdive 26,146 Posted January 13, 2023 love song - thinking about its potential if it was something like 'your new car' or 'in the back seat of your new car' (a nod to paul mccartney's song, emphasis on new bc the song is abt a new love) text book - old man river makes sm sense in my feelings - idk it well enough to think up an alt wild at heart ummm not all who wander are lost i don't actually feel that strongly abt her corny/boring titles besides the cocc ones which truly fly in the face of everything i stand for, but some titles u guys mention are actually so good?? like my babies smarty, go go dancer, cinnamon girl, brite lites!!!!, dum dum <3 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the ocean 67,601 Posted January 13, 2023 all of the aka titles are perfect 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kaylajam 75 Posted January 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, the ocean said: all of the aka titles are perfect kill kill 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted Member 23,728 Posted January 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, the ocean said: all of the aka titles are perfect except Gramma which should’ve just been called Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
