PatentLeatherDoOver 25,783 Posted January 14, 2022 Disclaimer: I adore almost all of these songs. These are just my personal preferences & lyrics that I just felt detracted from the songs for different reasons lol Blue Banisters: -“Don’t tell me to be glad when I’m sad/I really hate that.” -“I try not to hold back/It seems that either way it makes you mad.” -“I got guns in the summertime and horses too.” -“You named your babe Lilac Heaven/After your iPhone 11.” (yes it is iconic & I love singing it but lol) NFR: -“Ice cream, ice queen/I dream in jeans and leather.” -“Faster than your fastest pace/Or faster than my fastest cars.” -“You don’t ever have to act cooler than you think you should/You’re brighter than the brightest stars.” -“He was cool as heck/He was cool as heck.” 8 Quote “…and this is all I looked for all my life – to be able to give of my love, my spontaneous joy, unreservedly, with no fear of…misuse, betrayal.” Sylvia Plath Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YourGirl666 13,251 Posted June 1, 2022 This thread is cursed 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TropicoKitten 5,012 Posted January 13, 2023 All that’s real to me is Halloween and Jesus, Coney Island beaches, chandeliers and seizures, hunny Spoiler Tf is she talking about 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 13, 2023 Oh god miss you on my lips, it’s me your Little Venice bitch. said he’d come back every may, just to help me if I paint my banisters blue, blue banisters ooo- This song was not even worth writing as the subject matter was dull as hell/should have been scrapped. Dont be a bummer babe, be my undercover lover babe(bummer means anal in the UK so ). The dark blue refrain on Honeymoon song(although I love the song and it hardly detracts) couldn’t she of written something other than that? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 13, 2023 On 1/14/2022 at 9:25 PM, Super Movie said: Not necessarily the worst, but the most ??? lyric of Lana's imo is "you're so fresh to death and sick as cancer" I like this lyric- it’s hip hop indebted. You’re so fresh to death-his presence makes her stunned like she is awaiting heaven. sick as cancer- emphasis on the upper line, his presence makes her enamoured and increases with every sight. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furor Poeticus 16,359 Posted January 13, 2023 On 4/22/2015 at 2:30 AM, ilovetati said: My pussy taste like Pepsi-Cola Some of y’all’s early tales are horrible. Now it’s no debate this line is iconic 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 13, 2023 12 minutes ago, Furor Poeticus said: Some of y’all’s early tales are horrible. Now it’s no debate this line is iconic Exactly, this lyric is awful in theory but it’s her delivery and the way it accompanies the rest of the lyrics in context. Its parodying Americana tropes of the perfect woman-making cherry pies with the cola on the side etc. so in actuality it’s amazing alongside the rest. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furor Poeticus 16,359 Posted January 13, 2023 'Cause every time I said no It wasn't quite what I meaned I know it’s poetic license probably but it just doesn’t sit right with me lol 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TropicoKitten 5,012 Posted January 13, 2023 I can’t believe how many people in this thread thought “crying tears of gold like lemonade” is a bad line. I always really liked that lyric 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonita 12,540 Posted January 13, 2023 she has no bad lyrics 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furor Poeticus 16,359 Posted January 13, 2023 19 minutes ago, Big Star said: she has no bad lyrics Case closed. Close the thread 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whitelines 1,198 Posted January 13, 2023 1 hour ago, TropicoKitten said: All that’s real to me is Halloween and Jesus, Coney Island beaches, chandeliers and seizures, hunny Hide contents Tf is she talking about Well obviously she's talking about Halloween and Jesus, Coney Island beaches, chandeliers and seizures 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HigherThanHope 690 Posted January 13, 2023 2 hours ago, evalionisameme said: Oh god miss you on my lips, it’s me your Little Venice bitch. said he’d come back every may, just to help me if I paint my banisters blue, blue banisters ooo- This song was not even worth writing as the subject matter was dull as hell/should have been scrapped. Dont be a bummer babe, be my undercover lover babe(bummer means anal in the UK so ). The dark blue refrain on Honeymoon song(although I love the song and it hardly detracts) couldn’t she of written something other than that? Out of all her awful one-liners, these are what you highlight? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 13, 2023 Just now, HigherThanHope said: Out of all her awful one-liners, these are what you highlight? They’re pretty bad- you can list any lyric on the Blue banisters song as an example of bad songwriting-name dropping 3+ times without description- elevator Esque discussion of her man not painting the fence and yes going Dark blue x 3 with no context is bad writing. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Veinsineon 76,988 Posted January 13, 2023 2 hours ago, TropicoKitten said: All that’s real to me is Halloween and Jesus, Coney Island beaches, chandeliers and seizures, hunny Reveal hidden contents Tf is she talking about Overd*sing 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
evalionisameme 13,889 Posted January 13, 2023 There's a picture on the wall Of me on a John Deere Jenny handed me a beer Said, "How the hell did you get there?" Oh, Oklahoma Mm-mm, mm [Verse 2] There were flowers that were dry Sittin' on the dresser She asked me where they're from I said, "A place I don't remember" Oh, Oklahoma (Oh-oh) she was on some Crack when she wrote this 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Ribbon 3,559 Posted January 13, 2023 I can turn blue into something Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful like you Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful like you Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful like you Beautiful, beautiful Beautiful like you 8 Quote ─── ･ ｡♡: *.☽ .* :♡｡ ─── You're the king mafia baby I am the Queen of Alchemy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blue Ribbon 3,559 Posted April 8, 2023 stop paiting red flags green 3 Quote ─── ･ ｡♡: *.☽ .* :♡｡ ─── You're the king mafia baby I am the Queen of Alchemy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cherrytropico 11,076 Posted May 7, 2023 i’m surprised there isn’t already a thread for this! reply with lana lyrics you think are objectively bad or that you dislike in general. i’ll start: I love you lots, like polka-dots You're killing me more Than coffee pots and Insta thots With every drop I pour 8 Quote we’re gonna party like it’s 1949 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ :¨ ·.· ¨: ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ `· . ꔫ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taco truck 33,184 Posted May 7, 2023 Jenny jumped into the pool she was swimming with Nikki Lane a classic 20 Quote ❀❀ ˖° ⋆.ೃ࿔ this is my idea of fun °⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
