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Just now, syrup amour said:

The way I didn’t even hesitate and think about it

well it’s too late now. I have never given my information quicker

the chokehold she has us in


the earth shattered, the sky opened

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that rain was fire, but we were wooden

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Why does she keep announcing one-off shows like babe just announce the tour you’re giving me too much anxiety:heidi:


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❀˖° ⋆.ೃ࿔ this is my idea of fun °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・

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Bill Clinton announced his 1992 run for President in Little Rock. 31 years later, Elizabeth Grant will announce the re-release of her first studio album, AKA, featuring never heard before songs in the same city; and launch her “Sparkle Jump Rope Queen Stadium Tour”

 

Both events changed the trajectory of the world :oprah4:


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𓊔 I took the miracle move on drug 𓊔

⚕️ The effects were temporary ⚕️

⊹ (:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) ⊹ 

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Just now, Surf Noir said:

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era! (i can't find the actual upload of the performance so this compilation video will have to do)

 

 

This is my type of delusional :party:


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2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said:

she's mentioning sparkle jump-rope queen because she's going to open her next show with put me in a movie! incorporating campy vocals and surfy instrumentals as a call back to the lizzy grant era! (i can't find the actual upload of the performance so this compilation video will have to do)

 

 


An iconic rest of the year is coming - the revenge of Lizzy Grant 😭 
 

 


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my only actual delusional wish is that she'll officially upload the old lizzy grant music videos, and hopefully all of them, is it going to be confusing for majority of fans why there's 6 different uploads of gramma? yes! but it won't be for me, and that's what matters! 


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Just now, venicebitx said:

When she starts using sparkle jump rope queen as her name and the tiktok girlies don't get tickets because they dont know, she is a genius:oopna2:

Or it's just an onlyfans for her feet on the windshield....


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When the newsletter signup asked for my birthday and the year started from 2010… I don’t know if I felt bad for being “old” or if they think all her fans are 13 year olds. :deadbanana:


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3 minutes ago, pin up galore said:

 

Orlando date the unofficial Lanaboards meetup :makeup: tickets are going to be absolutely BRUTAL this time around :trisha: I pray she doesn't go to Tampa instead I don't wanna have to drive :crai:

 

i'll be yelling at the front "PIN UP GALORE?!? PIN UP GALORE ITS AMERICAN WHORE HERE!!!" :diva::candy: yasssss "IVORY ALMOND? WHERE U AT GORL"


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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3 minutes ago, Cherry Blossom said:

Tickets for Hyde Park was already near deep depression inducing so if any of the venues she plays in the U.K. aren’t ginormous then I’ll be having words with Ben and Ed sorry .

it's going to be a nightmare... plus you can guarantee it'll only be like 3 london dates, one scotland date and that's it :trisha:

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1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

my only actual delusional wish is that she'll officially upload the old lizzy grant music videos, and hopefully all of them, is it going to be confusing for majority of fans why there's 6 different uploads of gramma? yes! but it won't be for me, and that's what matters! 

In all honesty I don’t think we would be here without your manifestation so I adore u


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Just now, American Whore said:

 

i'll be yelling at the front "PIN UP GALORE?!? PIN UP GALORE ITS AMERICAN WHORE HERE!!!" :diva::candy: yasssss "IVORY ALMOND? WHERE U AT GORL"

help "GUYS FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY NATIONAL ANTHEM IVORY ALMOND REMIX"


the earth shattered, the sky opened

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that rain was fire, but we were wooden

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