Lasso - Pre-Pre-Release Thread

[ionut 9,525]

1 hour ago, Placid said:

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

 not another one...

[Sportscruiser 11,894]

I’m not entertaining this one.

[Get Drunk 17,983]

59 minutes ago, Placid said:

Unfortunately i can’t prove anything since like i said before IM NOT AN INSIDER the only thing i have for you is that i got to listen to the album 

track 5,outro like bbs

track 7 bridge 

obsessed with you listening to it once and scribbling notes like “track 7 bridge”.. 

[heroindealer 11,146]

16 minutes ago, Get Drunk said:

obsessed with you listening to it once and scribbling notes like “track 7 bridge”.. 

thought the same thing  anyways becca is waiting in hell for that one 

[bluechemtrails 27,008]

1 hour ago, Placid said:

i mean that i can tell you info but i can’t prove anything since im not an insider

i can’t give you dates or anything 

jus info about the album as an album 

then give us more detailed info, like are there any collabs on it or does the album contain unreleased songs?

[Cult Leader 5,464]

15 hours ago, Embach said:

Why short film when you could have a 90 minute movie

directed by david lynch

[venice biotch 7,236]

i am a march/february believer idc abt anything 

[LanaBalkana 6,736]

Guys, I just reread the predictions of Balkan prophetess Baba Vanga for this year and she apparently said that Lana’s album will come out on Halloween as a way to scare Satan away (I think she meant Trump here). According to her, the album will focus on space country themes, imagine an Alabama colony on Mars. Nikki Lane is on the album, also Jack Donoghue makes moaning sounds on track 7 which is a witchy chant extrapolating the Judah Smith interlude. Lana will receive 4 grammys for the album and will receive critical acclaim.  Beyonce and Shakira  will do a cover of the lead single on BBC Radio 1 live lounge. 

[heroindealer 11,146]

2 minutes ago, LanaBalkana said:

Guys, I just reread the predictions of Balkan prophetess Baba Vanga for this year and she apparently said that Lana’s album will come out on Halloween as a way to scare Satan away (I think she meant Trump here). According to her, the album will focus on space country themes, imagine an Alabama colony on Mars. Nikki Lane is on the album, also Jack Donoghue makes moaning sounds on track 7 which is a witchy chant extrapolating the Judah Smith interlude. Lana will receive 4 grammys for the album and will receive critical acclaim.  Beyonce and Shakira  will do a cover of the lead single on BBC Radio 1 live lounge. 

omg Baba’s vanga ate with this one 

[Sunbather Moonchaser 2,384]

2 hours ago, Placid said:

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

Well how many tracks were there? Do you remember any lyrics, if you do, what are they? Any collabs? What kinda songs were they? What about the lenghts of the songs? 

2 hours ago, Placid said:

Dear Lanaboards,

  I recently got to listen to the Lasso album and i have to say that you all are gonna be shocked with some things. You can ask me questions and i’m going to answer them until 5pm est. I’m not an insider i’m just a lana fan who was lucky enough to know the right people.

The only thing i’m saying for now is that the things Jinn said to you are completely fake. 

Also, can you ask the "right people you know" when will the singles come and when is the album supposed to come

[Embach 43,633]

30 minutes ago, Cult Leader said:

directed by david lynch

I froze, I felt something in my body, this would be a cultural reset

[dietpussycola 871]

“Here we go again... “ said everyone… for the thousandth time… this week alone… 

[Ice Cream Ice Queen 2,949]

[Embach 43,633]

It's was funny for once but not for the second time 

[GeminiLanaFan 49,245]

Oh lord, here we go again

placid vs JinnWithin

 

[NikoGo 61,254]

See what happens. 
 

Entertain one and three more follow 

[Embach 43,633]

On 7/12/2024 at 5:07 PM, Placid said:

Lasso Lead Single Out August 

Lasso Out September 

[Honeytrails 2,654]

 I wish the fake insiders came in with actual fake news instead of saying shit like “I got to listen to the album!” ok… where’s the fun… where’s the fake dates the fake titles the fake lyrics come on now! get to work. 

[heroindealer 11,146]

On 7/12/2024 at 3:07 PM, Placid said:

Lasso Lead Single Out August 

Lasso Out September 

busted 

[Lasso 13,217]

@Placid drop a lyric from any song