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I'm so blessed and beyond happy that I'm still in the running. My heart is literally racing right now! Everyone really ate and served chromatic realness this week and I'm excited to see what next week will bring. I'm also gonna step up my game, because things are getting real. It's life or death out here! Also RIP Gaga, but your elimination was honestly so legit.

 


                              

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Lady Gaga has arrived at Rejects Resort!

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The girlies are having so much fun there! It's honestly such a kii, I fear it will make a lot of the current models jealous. And yes, those are shirtless men, they are provided courtesy of the resort, the models can do whatever they want with them :brows: So far there hasn't been any conflict, even Taylor has somehow integrated herself into the group (she forced the models to listen to TTPD until their ears bled) I wonder who will be joining the ladies in the pool next round :sass:

 


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The Kates took over!! :stage: Congrats to my sis Kate Bush, her look was everything :kali: I also want to thank the judges and the other models for their kind words:kali:

 

I'm gonna miss Lady Gaga even though she kept trying to sabotage me with her poisonous chromatica oreos...stefani you suck!

 

Mitski, watch your tone... you almost got eliminated. 

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Can't wait for next weeks challenge, ciao girlies!

 


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11 minutes ago, Paris Hilton said:

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As we all go back to our house, I can’t help bu isolate myself from all the girls in the house. I can’t believe I was in the bottom this week. Usually, I don’t get complains about my head until now…

 

im going to miss Lady Gaga so much. I can’t believe she was eliminated. No one here is safe…

 

 I’m so happy for the top two girls though. I think they deserved it.

 

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The girls in the house gather around to talk about today's elimination. While RuPaul decides not to partake in the conversation, the other girls start to notice RuPaul's weird behavior, and things start to get a little heated.

 

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Let me serve you a drink, I really want to apologize for calling you a geriatric queen, I was reall scared about going home because of my limitations, while everyone around me was serving looks. I truly didn't meant it, I hope you can understand RuPaul <3.


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5 minutes ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

celebrating the end of this week by burning Tinashe's outfit

 

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That outfit has been the lowest moment of my career along with the Chris Brown and R. Kelly collab, I did it out of necessity, better things are coming that's for sure!

 

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as a congratulations for the girls doing so well and making it to the fourth week of the competition, @Lindsay Lohan has arranged for the girls to have a day trip to six flags

 

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due to her travel sickness, rupaul threw up into naomis leather boot on the interstate after trying to read her own memoir 'the house of hidden meanings'. due to this, naomi was not allowed on any of the rides as she did not have the appropriate footwear for evacuation procedures 


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Had so much fun at the park with you ladies, specially with Britney, we had so much fun in the backseat of the bus! Thanks Lindsay fro all this experience!

 

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due to not being allowed on the rides and being covered in rupaul's vomit, naomi has returned to the bus to wait for the rest of the girls who are currently riding the superman rollercoaster - unfortunately due to this tinashe has lost her wig and kate bush has lost the 168 year old dead victorian girls trinket she keeps in her pocket

 

upon returning to the bus, naomi found julie ragbeer, who had been camping out under the seats in an attempt to promote her new album 'perplex', which she describes as her 'reminiscing with her 19 year old experiences in her new debut album'

 

naomi alerted security who removed julie immediately 


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3 minutes ago, ultrabanisters said:

who had been camping out under the seats in an attempt to promote her new album 'perplex',

Bitch knew I was announcing the Highly Anticipated follow up to BABYWOMAN & Was trying to steal the show!

 

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I guess the cats out of the bag…

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I found a Television in the attic!

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So I’ve retired to my room for the evening to take a breather from the competition - And to try to distance that horrid smell from my mind.

Using my modified portable CD player made by SONY I’ll attempt to watch Madonna’s show in Rio!

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Wow, it's been a rollercoaster of a day (pun intended, I'm an award-winning songwriter, bitch)! My win was unexpected but so exciting after I tapped into my vulnerability and showed my competition the custom fursuit I've had stashed in my attic since the mid-eighties. Plus, I was totally honored to share the top two with my nominal sister, Kate... do I feel a British invasion coming on? Even Anya's back in my good graces after complimenting my song Cloudbusting!

 

In speaking of the UK, losing my beloved Victorian brooch at the park actually caused me to black out for the remainder of the trip (the spirit possession is really complicated), but I think I saw it slip into RuPaul's mouth... so she should be coughing that up later, once her dentures are out. Or, I don't really know, she may just now be inhabited by a child who died in a textile factory fire! 

 

It's just too bad my spirit guides won't be able to tell me who to sabotage...

 


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well little monsters.. it’s been a fun game. My whole outfit and background was purple AND it slayed, they must be blind! I was just adhering to the theme and I did great regardless. 
Anyways always remember to slay the boots Haus labs DOWN my little monsters 

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Hey ladies. It's week 4, and I can't believe I'm still here. I'm nervous for the next challenge, I wonder if it'll be today, or if we get a day of rest on Sunday? I guess we'll see.

 

Last night was quite interesting. Me, Lizzy, Kate and Mitski had an intense moment when Lizzy decided to play us some of her favorite music on her 3$ CD player. I think Mitski broke down on the floor. It's clear that we models have a lot of suppressed anxiety, maybe we should get a shrink on site? Wouldn't be a bad idea. 

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16 hours ago, DeadSeaOfMercury said:
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Not as Naomi - I wonder how some of the people we’re portraying in this thread would react to this?

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I've been thinking about this exact same thing the whole time since the show started :eartha:

 


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