LanaBoards Next Top Model (SEASON 2 CASTING on pg. 33)

[Daytona Beach Sparkler 4,492]

It feels so great to be back and to see the girls again. It has been such a blessing to be here. Congratulations to the winner even although I hate such person with a burning desire. Just a reminder that I don't write anti-drag poems and I certainly don't leave them under pillows. Anyways, about earlier, I decided not to submit a photo and voluntarily lose because the "Retro Revival" theme was personally too challenging and I would rather give no performance than give a lackluster performance. Period. I was also a bit tired that day by the way and didn't feel like participating. Back to the subject, it's so great to be back and I can't wait to see what's in store for the future.

[The Stargirl Pinky 70,819]

Wait I’m gagged did you guys know May 20th was the 21st anni since Top Model premiered

 

https://x.com/notgwendalupe/status/1792691669403672919?s=46&t=_LDeL0_-n0NoQwuw4hi_9Q

 

The fake elimination stunt SENT ME SKDNDJFB the way I forgot that happened 

[Embach 35,771]

Been reading those reunion pages and I'm cackling this whole time it's so chaotic lmfaooo, never change LanaBoards 

[sparklrtrailrheaven 8,961]

16 hours ago, Lindsay Lohan said:

 @sparklertrailerheaven & @southbeachswing Kate Moss & Kate Bush. Do you agree with your eliminations? 

You both had very similar critiques about "falling off" Do you think this narrative was forced upon you, being grouped?

You both were fan favorites up to your elimination, do you feel you let your fans down?

 

 

Wow, I've been out of the house so long that I aged 40 years... you best believe I'm still selling out shows and slaying the Commonwealth, though! I'll admit, I found my elimination quite shocking. I never felt that the quality of my submissions decreased, and was actually more confident in my beauty shot than in some of my other looks! Even Lindsay admitted I didn't have the worst submission that week, so it was hard to swallow after a strong track record. It was probably great for ratings, though, and sometimes you've got to chase that coin! Why do you think I sold wristwatches in Japan?! 

 

Spoiler

 

 

I'm proud of my sister Kate Moss for carrying on after me, and extremely pleased that RuPaul won. I'll always champion someone who's pushing limits and breaking barriers - plus it's good to see us old bitches holding our own! Now, has anyone seen where I put my bag of bonemeal and lace sachet of weed...

 

[ultrabanisters 42,682]

18 hours ago, Get Drunk said:

I have a question for Mitski!

@ultrabanisters to the viewers at home, it felt like you were often targeted by Ru Paul. Do you think that if Lindsay saw that side of her, she would have won? I remember a key episode where the viewers could see some bruising around your eye, but it was never addressed. Some viewers are theorising that it was edited out to ensure a Ru Paul win, are you willing to speak on this?
 

Furthermore, @Lindsay Lohan what do you have to say to the fans who are speculating about potential tampering from producers? 

 

lindsay absolutely did not see the side of ru that we all saw. ru was a very challenging housemate and model to live with. she was very argumentative for no reason, and would often start things to get airtime. it’s a shame, as she is a talented model and doesnt need to rely on those tactics to succeed

 

in typical mitski fashion. i slept through the reunion, however i will answer @Lindsay Lohan's question re. ru winning. i am happy she won. at the end of the day, that is my sister and she always will be regardless of our little arguments

[Lindsay Lohan 9,309]

Surprise...

 

We are officially casting for Lanaboards Next Top Model... SEASON 2!! 

 

Surprisingly, we have gotten renewed for a second season so it's time to start the casting process again!

 

 

To refresh everyone's minds... here's how we play.

 

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Each week (every day or two..) each LanaBoards model will participate in a challenge where they must successfully fulfil the requirements of the task in order

to make it to the next round. 

 

An example of one of these challenge may be: finding the best photoshoot associated with your celebrity that successfully matches the theme of Western Glamour or Homeless Chic.

 

At the end of each week (Every day or two..), I, Lindsay Lohan, will be judging your submitted photo.

The weakest link of each week will be eliminated until there is one sole winner!

 

You can also look at the previous pages to see how we played last season.

 

 

If you're interested in playing the game, reply below with 3 celebrities you'd be interested in portraying in the game, you only get to play as one of these people

so choose your three wisely.

 

If you played last season, feel free to re-apply, but you can not be someone who was played last season.

 

Feel free to ask any questions.

 

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Looking forward to another chaotic season of models saving LanaBoards till Lasso is released 

Now let's see those audition tapes! 

 

[Embach 35,771]

Let's goooo! Can't wait to see it, it was pure chaos and fun watching it in May! Good luck to everyone who want to participate! May the odds be ever in your favor!

[ComebacktoCalifornia 6,655]

Not missing my chance this time

1.Trisha Paytas

2.Stevie Nicks

3.Debby Ryan

 

[Lanaparadiserey 22,723]

Kim Kardashian, Doja Cat, or Alexa Demie

[Embach 35,771]

On 5/1/2024 at 12:05 AM, ivory almond said:

you already know

 

1. Sarah Paulson

2. Lana Del Rey

3. Taylor Swift

 

On 5/1/2024 at 12:05 AM, ivory almond said:

NO MY MOD QUEUE CURSE

@ivory almond YOU DON'T HAVE A MOD QUEUE ANYMORE YOU BETTER COME AND TRY AGAIN

[Lindsay Lohan 9,309]

Also -- Would be good to get around 12-16 people again 

[Rorman Nockwell 55,590]

PICK ME

Florence (Welch), Marina or Taylor 

The choice is obvious; this contest needs a redhead 

[Dark Angel 198,112]

i'm gonna be a man this time!

 

1. chris cornell

2. kurt cobain

3. jeff buckley

 

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please let me play as chris cornell he's so beautiful  

 

[ivory almond 13,823]

ME PLEASE THANK YOU FOR THE MENTION @Embach

 

1. Sarah Paulson

2. Lana Del Rey

3. Taylor Swift

[Dark Angel 198,112]

also i'm SO excited for season 2!  it's going to be so much fun!  

[southbeachswing 3,556]

1. Madonna

2. Charli xcx  Mariah Carey (forgot charli was done last time) 

3. Anna nicole smith

 

My fav lb thread is back 

[Rorman Nockwell 55,590]

@Mer be Taylor?

[ultrabanisters 42,682]

i will be sitting out of competing this time due to last seasons snub... BUT i am SO excited to be partaking as a judge if selected by lindsay to join the panel 

 

- xoxo, Mitski

[Mer 58,950]

1 minute ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

@Mer be Taylor?

if you wanted me dead, you should’ve just said 💀

 

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I appreciate the shout out but I’m gonna sit this one out bc I don’t think I’d be able to not take the inevitable personally. 

 

[Dark Angel 198,112]

10 minutes ago, Mer said:

if you wanted me dead, you should’ve just said 💀

 

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I appreciate the shout out but I’m gonna sit this one out bc I don’t think I’d be able to not take the inevitable personally. 

 

 

i think it would so fun for you to participate though! i can't imagine what reactions i'll get for likely being the only man (the person i'm playing as) in the competition lol