LanaBoards Next Top Model (Finale Today!)

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Anya's Viridian Vision

For my look, I was assigned the gorgeous color green. It is one of my favorites, because it reminds me of the English Woods where I was raised. I wanted to channel

nature in my outfit by patching green flowers onto my dress. I decided on a smokey eye, that symbolizes the burning flames that are enraging our forests as a result of

our dying climate. My hair is messy because I wanted to make it seem like I just crawled out of the bramble and bush. I also added a few green hair highlights, because

there isn't such thing as too much green!  I hope you like my outfit, judges. Best of luck to the other contestants, I love you all - except you, you know who you are

 

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Confessional:

Wow, I Must Say, I'm Feeling Really Optimistic About This Week's Challenge, Not Only Do I Feel Like I Stepped Up My Game, But I'm Really Enjoying Everyone Else's Looks As Well, I Just Know It'll Be Difficult For The Judges To Make A Decision, At Least, For Right Now, I Especially Loved Anya's Look, I Think It's Gorgeous, Let's Hope That A Particular Unhinged Woman With No Concern For The Environment Doesn't Make Another Appearance, I Heard She's Obsessed With The Color Red And Wears Red Lipstick Constantly

 

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Wow, I Must Say, I'm Feeling Really Optimistic About This Week's Challenge, Not Only Do I Feel Like I Stepped Up My Game, But I'm Really Enjoying Everyone Else's Looks As Well, I Just Know It'll Be Difficult For The Judges To Make A Decision, At Least Right Now, I Especially Loved Anya's Look, I Think It's Gorgeous, Let's Hope That A Particular Unhinged Woman With No Concern For The Environment Doesn't Make Another Appearance, I Heard She's Obsessed With The Color Red And Wears Red Lipstick Constantly

 

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*Taylor Swift Sleep Paralysis Demon has been summoned at the mention of "red lipstick"*

 

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Kate Moss - Assigned Color: Brown

 

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My last photoshoot was a bit of a mess, so I went all out with the glamour for this one 

Yes nougat counts as a shade of brown, no debates! 

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*Taylor Swift Sleep Paralysis Demon has been summoned at the mention of "red lipstick"*

 

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Wow, these outfits have all been slaying so far. I think we should have a week where no one gets booted out, and we all have a kii! And maybe that week should be this week

Just putting it out there

 

 

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Who does this kim bitch think she is i fucking made her famous... (yea thats right i shot the tape)

 

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Goodnight Ladies

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its me megan thee stallion and i just broke in and shaved mitski bald. Aegh!

 

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LANA DEL REY'S RELIGIOUSLY RED LOOK

For this holy look, I decided to channel my inner Spanish señorita in this divine red dress that resemble the roses that bloom for you. I bought it during my vacation in Spain from a traveling merchant man who said that it used to belong to a holy woman with a heart of gold who fought fire by the sea centuries ago. I can't believe it's in such pristine condition, it's like it was blessed with Maria's prayer. It was definitely worth the €10,000. I also wore this gorgeous cross necklace and emerald ring if you look closely. I can't remember if they're valuable family heirlooms or if I bought them from some department store. Eitherway, they're stunning and they really create this expensive flair. For the hair, I still kept it a darker shade of brown since my baby is has no room for light and likes his women Spanish, dark, strong, and proud. I should really break up with him some time soon. I also put it in these glamorous, vintage waves. I also decided to wear my red lipstick and get my makeup on, which is just simple mascara with some eyeshadow.

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*Purple Chromatica*

For this third challenge, I was given the color purple which is my favorite color💜

My airy gown paired with killer heeled boots is giving regal meets rebel.

Embracing the purple vibes with a splash of edge, because that's just how I roll. Don't be afraid to stand out, monsters!

No matter mauve, lilac, lavender, or violet haze own your unique style because you were born this way bby

 

#StreamChromatica #BuyChromaticaOreos #GagaGlam #GaGagged

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Wow, these outfits have all been slaying so far. I think we should have a week where no one gets booted out, and we all have a kii! And maybe that week should be this week

Just putting it out there

 

 

 

It's going to be a hard decision but it must be done 

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Oh wow RuPaul Andre Charles, nice try but I'm not new to sabotage, I may be young but I learned A LOT from my RCA days, be careful with your geriatric ass, you might break a leg on the runway today! ANYWAYS... you want candid? I'll give you candid! Purple Chromatic Consistency! from my gorgeous gown, to my bra, feathers, lips, eyeshadow, nails, EVERYTHING! I once read purple meant uniqueness, royalty and pure femeninity and that's exactly what I convey as Lanaboards next top model. Like the legend Kylie Minogue once said "I may be short, but I'm every inch a woman" and that's true, I'm 5 ft!

 

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W3 is the best one so far, saying this as a viewer  every look has ate and every participant has a great chance to win imo

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I love to take inspiration from the natural world with my own theatrical twist, so this week I'm portraying a golden-furred lion. I went for a neutral space with a lot of unvarnished wood and clear light to best showcase my YELLOW look. If my competitors didn't already know I was fierce, I'm here to let them know with this ferocious look! 

 

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Oof I had a rough night. Damn, I shouldn't have drank all those vodka cranberries  @ultrabanisters @DeadSeaOfMercury I'm so sorry for throwing up on your monopoly board. And ignore anything I said last night 

 

 

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Oof I had a rough night. Damn, I shouldn't have drank all those vodka cranberries  @ultrabanisters @DeadSeaOfMercury I'm so sorry for throwing up on your monopoly board. And ignore anything I said last night 

 

 

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Britney's submission for week 3's Chromatic Consistency theme (WHITE) @bia

 

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What a theme this week! I was really given a chance to do something different and show I can do more as a model and a contestant in this house. I even dyed my hair, especially for this week's theme!

 

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14 hours ago, DemonMic2003 said:

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its me megan thee stallion and i just broke in and shaved mitski bald. Aegh!

 

lucky for me i was wearing my sleeping wig... my real hair is intact and rooted into my scalp... try again horse lady