kitschesque 9,863 Posted January 31, 2017 "My position great and steady you were hitting it" instead of "my position couldn't stop" - still can't change it back in my head Also something like "he's crazy and cuban oh call my only love" in West Coast instead of the spanish verse for a couple of weeks... Or months :hide: 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkbubbles 41 Posted February 1, 2017 In "Off to the Races" instead of "Casino Oasis" in "To Las Vegas chaos, Casino Oasis, honey it is time to spin," I thought it was "Cuz he know we racist" 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashew 1,822 Posted February 2, 2017 In Shades of Cool, instead of "You're hot, you're hot, weather in the summer" I heard "Your hearth, your hearth, where the hell is someone new?" I genuinely thought she was just mumbling some random phrases during the bridge 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
therealmikedealer 4,284 Posted February 2, 2017 I genuinely thought she was just mumbling some random phrasesHun, you're describing half of HM lyrics 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Honeydew 615 Posted February 3, 2017 High by the Beach: ''Loving you is hard, being here is harder. You take the whale.'' 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starsx 1,848 Posted February 3, 2017 High by the Beach: ''Loving you is hard, being here is harder. You take the whale.'' LOL that made me laugh 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theviolence 5,828 Posted February 5, 2017 Lead me to war with your brilliant erection 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
June Gloom 1,787 Posted February 5, 2017 "i drive fast, radio up my ass, i have to touch myself to pretend you're there" in burning desire always ruins that song for me 12 Quote Got a devil on my back as a tribute to my mother Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cashew 1,822 Posted February 5, 2017 "i drive fast, radio up my ass, i have to touch myself to pretend you're there" in burning desire always ruins that song for me 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazySister 2,236 Posted February 7, 2017 I put Carmen to play today and my sister said she heard "Call me Harley Quinn" instead of "Coney Island Queen". 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
White Hot Forever 4,138 Posted February 10, 2017 I thought the lyrics to Yayo were "I like the snake on your tattoo, I like the Ivy and the pink blue" 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kommander 3,260 Posted February 11, 2017 Not really misheard, but for a long time my mind tricked me into thinking that in Brite Lights the "Let's go back to Aberdeen / Where I was once a beauty queen" line was in fact "Let's go back to Aberdeen / Where your mom was a beauty queen"; which doesn't really make sense in the context of the song, but it has a mysterious and ambiguous quality to it lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flowerbomb 65,555 Posted February 14, 2017 In Body Electric when she sings "my clothes still smell like you" - I thought she said "my coasters smell like you" and I was thinking "that makes 0% sense". 8 Quote ♡ standing stoic blue and denim, eyes not blue but clear like heaven ♡ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
californianfreak 3,479 Posted February 15, 2017 In Fine China, I always thought the first lines of the chorus were Fine china, crash landing I analysed the shit outta that first line so when I heard the actual lyrics were "fresh linen" I was devastated TBH 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
therealmikedealer 4,284 Posted February 15, 2017 In Religion, when she sings "Hallelujah" I thought she said "I'll lay with you" and I can't stop hearing that 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newemotion 467 Posted February 15, 2017 In Body Electric when she sings "my clothes still smell like you" - I thought she said "my coasters smell like you" and I was thinking "that makes 0% sense". I still hear this every time This is arguably the best thread on the website 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
True Romance 6,187 Posted February 15, 2017 IN FMWUTTT i always hear "Tell me songs at night about your favorite girl" instead of something nice 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Greatest 8,803 Posted February 16, 2017 Misheard Lana Lyrics Here is where we can post lyrics that we've misheard in Lana's songs. Be sure to post the real lyric, too. I'll start: In Diet Mountain Dew it says: "There in his white Pontiac Heaven" I thought it said: "Ridin' his white pony named Kevin" I know, embarrassing Can't wait to read some of yours! omg. i just realized it wasn't "Barron, his wife Connie, and Kevin"... 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newemotion 467 Posted February 20, 2017 for at least a year i thought it was "grand all I pray" in body electric. paradise was just full of these, wasn't it 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mind Melt 10,090 Posted March 23, 2017 I always thought the line in Smarty was 'Just hit me till I see the sunshine' Made that part v Ultraviolency if you ask me "i drive fast, radio up my ass, i have to touch myself to pretend you're there" in burning desire always ruins that song for me OMG I just had to go listen for myself and I haven't laughed that hard in a while The song is now officially ruined for me too lmaoo 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
