missdelreyxo 3,786 Posted October 12, 2016 if Lana just bottled her pussy juice, me and @anne would def wear it tbh just go buy a can of pepsi cola and glue her face on it then 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wittycatchphrase 1,399 Posted October 13, 2016 I imagine the top and middle notes would be sweet/ floral, with maybe a leather note to toughen it up a bit. I'd like to imagine the bottle would look old-school (glass with ridges), with one of those vintage-looking puffy atomizers. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starsx 1,849 Posted October 16, 2016 What would you think it would be like? How would it smell? What would the bottle(s) look like? How much would it cost? Would there be a commercial to promote it? And if so, what would the commercial look like? Would you be here for it? etc. This question suddenly popped up in my head as i was looking at a perfume bottle and i thought it would make a nice thread + i was curious what you guys would come up with. It would smell like palm trees, cigarettes, tears, and blue hydrangeas. It would probably cost $50. There would be old footage from the Shades of Cool & West Coast videos as the commercial, with The Other Woman playing as the theme music. The entire commercial would be about the mistress running out of her man's house because his wife is coming back home so Lana will spray her perfume to remember her man 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violet 18,822 Posted December 6, 2016 Ive been thinking about this a lot since Melanie Martinez came up with one, im like why not lana?? I imagine it would smell a little smokey and dangerous, but light and florally as the lingering smell, cause of how much she references summer and flowers. I wouldnt say it would be 'sweet', but more alluring/magnetizing, with a fresh, pretty smell too. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bummersummer 2,218 Posted December 6, 2016 i hope she never goes there. it's a tacky af money-hungry move. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knoxavel 938 Posted December 7, 2016 submerge - smell of ocean breeze and pine. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beautiful Loser 48,553 Posted May 27, 2018 Lana is the queen of flowers, and if she would make a fragnance that wouldn't smell of roses or anything floral... sorry for bumping this up 1 Quote LANABOARDS DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY 2024 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peachycream 3,647 Posted May 27, 2018 It would smell like tide and be shaped like a hanger 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paris Hilton 9,728 Posted May 27, 2018 It'd smell like cherries, wine, rosemary and thyme 2 Quote "Some days are for falling in love with people, some days for cities, and some for your time in solitude." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AKASAKA SAWAYAMA 7,882 Posted May 27, 2018 sperm and blood 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Make me your Dream Life 87,427 Posted May 28, 2018 I actually think Lana would have a scent with lots of floral notes, and some kind of sweet, but not overpowering, overall smell to it. Maybe a splash of some kind of citrus note too, to bring it out and altogether. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultra Violet 18,822 Posted May 28, 2018 Ive been thinking about this a lot since Melanie Martinez came up with one, im like why not lana?? I imagine it would smell a little smokey and dangerous, but light and florally as the lingering smell, cause of how much she references summer and flowers. I wouldnt say it would be 'sweet', but more alluring/magnetizing, with a fresh, pretty smell too. Came up with the name Burning Heart 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doll Harlow 12,366 Posted June 24, 2018 I imagine something musky with notes of vanilla. The bottle's design would be similar to her coke necklace. Either a heart-shaped locket or a cross. Something like that. 1 Quote You call me lavender, you call me sunshine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
I Come In Peace 3,478 Posted June 24, 2018 "Teenage Wasteland" 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
queenbitchpro 1,405 Posted June 24, 2018 it would smell like roses with a mix of daddy sweat, cigarette smoke, money, and a hint of alcohol. the design would be a dark blue square bottle cause Lana is boring like that The commercial would be a messy cut of different scenes from BtD era music videos and swimming underwater-girls while West Coast is playing and a female speaker announces the perfume. Lana would not know of the existance of neither the commercial nor the perfume. omg 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartenderDeco 19,614 Posted January 23, 2023 Title I feel like it would be called old money or related to the song, maybe blue hydrangeas and maybe look like a more modernised version of this style 13 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
one time beauty queen 18,411 Posted January 23, 2023 ‘𝓭𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓭𝓮’ 14 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeadSeaOfMercury 22,846 Posted January 23, 2023 Living Legend Serial Killer American Blue 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beautiful Loser 48,553 Posted January 23, 2023 Could be merged with this thread 3 Quote LANABOARDS DEMOGRAPHICS SURVEY 2024 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartenderDeco 19,614 Posted January 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Beautiful Loser said: Could be merged with this thread if a mod sees this please merge i didn’t see that thread thank you sm for letting me know 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites