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SitarHero, you're title should be "Official lyrics provider". You just saved me from hours of frustration, for this I thank you.

 

Thank you dear, I come from a place of similar lyrical frustration and understanding :oprah:

 

Been really thinking of WHAT ON EARTH the milkshake line could be. Like evil said, it really sounds like "plass-o-bite".

 

I wanna buy you up, lasso [???] milkshake?

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Baby, you’ll never grow old in my eyes

With your golden grill, true love never dies

You wanna watch me while I watch TV

While you’re t-t-t-t-touchin’ me

She also mentions "golden grill" in "Velvet Crowbar" and supposedly there's an unleaked song called "Golden Grill". But what's going on with her just watching TV while she's letting him touch her?

 

The brightest star on Hollywood and Vine

She also mentions the intersection of Hollywood and Vine in "Burning Desire".

 

“Lana Del Rey, how you get that way?”

Silicone and collagen. Next question. *rimshot*


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Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.

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She also mentions "golden grill" in "Velvet Crowbar" and supposedly there's an unleaked song called "Golden Grill". But what's going on with her just watching TV while she's letting him touch her?

 

She also takes the body downtown all while he plays video games.. these guys really wanna have their cake + eat it too huh


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But what's going on with her just watching TV while she's letting him touch her?

She also takes the body downtown all while he plays video games.

In my day, people only had their eyes glued to a screen during sex if they were watching porn together. #oldmanrant


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Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.

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One time i was going down on my then-girlfriend while she was eating a piece of chocolate cake. It wasn't, like, "food play" or anything like that, she was just sitting there eating it casually and was actually a little more focused on the cake than anything else, but something about that was really erotic to me.

 

I'm going to change the subject now. Here's a picture of two lions fighting:

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"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein

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One time i was going down on my then-girlfriend while she was eating a piece of chocolate cake. It wasn't, like, "food play" or anything like that, she was just sitting there eating it casually and was actually a little more focused on the cake than anything else, but something about that was really erotic to me.

 

I'm going to change the subject now. Here's a picture of two lions fighting:

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NO MONICKER YOU NEED TO REMAIN SEXLESS AND MASKED :lmao:

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One time i was going down on my then-girlfriend while she was eating a piece of chocolate cake. It wasn't, like, "food play" or anything like that, she was just sitting there eating it casually and was actually a little more focused on the cake than anything else, but something about that was really erotic to me.

I want my cake and I want you to eat me out too. Shouldn't this be in the "Lolita" lyrics thread? You of all people Monicker.


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Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.

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I want my cake and I want you to eat me out too.

This is some of your best work yet, oh humble narrator of ours. I really like this one.

 

While we’re on the subject, does anyone know the origin of the saying that you can't have your cake and eat it too? It makes no sense. What else is one supposed to do with their cake if not eat it? Make it levitate by concentrating really hard? Here, have your cake, go on, take it. But don’t eat it, okay? Just sit there and look at it and think about how much you want to eat it, but i swear if you lay a finger on it... God, you always want everything. So greedy, so insatiable! I mean, look at you, you want your cake AND you want to eat it too? Who do you think you are? Ingrate!

 

 

 

SitarSlut, watch out, i’m going to flood your mind with SEXXX anecdotes from my life, like the one time i had sex to a Mister Rogers record (oddly enough, it wasn’t really an odd experience at all).


"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein

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evilentity's gonna get his wish

 

Where is miiiiiiiine?

 

(For Monicker to cut off his dick and just stop, just stop it right now, I don't care how many Mr. Rogers records were involved [no, I kinda do, what the fuck kinda tidbit is that, this must be related to the S&M mask, oh god please tell me none of these SEXXX anecdotes involve that]. I mean, you even called it erotic, Monicker. You said it was erotic that she liked the chocolate cake more than cunnilingus and you were into the indifference. I'm going mental.)

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As long as you got that Chevrolet I will ride

He said, "I wanna buy you up, plus a white milkshake."

 

I always thought it was really obvious what she was saying there.

 

This is the most convincing, but I'm still cringing at the "B" noise I hear.

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Omg I always thought it was "But the radar was gone, I'd be lucky to die" it sounds IDENTICAL but makes NO SENSE lmao

 

Remember your 'Bonnie and Kevin' explanation for the lyrics in 'Diet Mountain Dew?' Hahaha. :P

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Promised me this

Were you lying?

 

I listened to this a few times and I hear "Well, you lied" I guess she just doesn't pronounce the d so clearly.

 

He said, “I wanna buy you up, plus a white milkshake.”

 

I listened to this over and over and over again, even a slowed down version and I swear to god I hear "She said, "I wanna buy you up, has a bite, have a shake". I definitely hear the b of bite and the v of have and it the way she says it makes more sense this way, too.

 

I said, “I’ll serve you up a special side of heartbreak.”

 

"I said I'd serve you up a special side of heartbreak"

 

“Lana Del Rey, how you get that way?”

 

I think Lana Del Ray makes more sense.


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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