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I did mine really quickly because honestly it lasts too long and I lost attention but the results were mostly accurate I'd say (except for Chelsea idk how she got into Top 20)

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my top 20 is:

1 West Coast

2 Tulsa Jesus Freak

2 Yosemite

4 Terrence Loves You

5 Honeymoon

6 Freak

7 Ultraviolence

8 Old Money

9 Money Power Glory

10 Shades of Cool

11 White Dress

12 Venice Bitch

13  Fuck It I Love You

14 Love Song

15 Cinnamon Girl

16 Mariners Apartment Complex

17 Video Games

18  Heroin

19Change

20 Get Free

 

west coast can never be topped apparently 


I never meant to be bad or unwell I was just living on the edge right between heaven and hell & I'm tired of it 

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here's my top 20:

1 Heroin
2 The Greatest
3 Yosemite
4 Dark But Just a Game
5 Black Beauty
6 Shades of Cool
7 Terrence Loves You
8 The Blackest Day
9 Honeymoon
10 Flipside
11 Is This Happiness
12 Old Money
13 Pretty When You Cry
14 Brooklyn Baby
15 West Coast
16 Video Games
17 Off to the Races
18 Ride
19 Bel Air
20 Cruel World

 


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do we have one for just COTCC

 

also I did LFL again bc I haven't done it since it first came out 

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Rank Song
1 Heroin
2 Get Free
3 13 Beaches
4 Love
5 God Bless America
6 Change
7 Tomorrow Never Came
8 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
9 When the World Was at War
10 Groupie Love
11 White Mustang
12 Lust for Life
13 Coachella
14 Summer Bummer
15 Cherry
16 In My Feelings

 

 

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I got half way through when I released I mistook For Free with Get Free so I’ll edit when I have more accurate results 

 

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editing to say,  I need way more time and a clearer head, after round like 300 I got a little burnt out and my results don’t really seem to align with what I would think even my top 10 is 


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1 Brooklyn Baby
2 Cruel World
3 Venice Bitch
4 Norman Fucking Rockwell
5 White Dress
6 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
7 Heroin
8 Florida Kilos
9 Shades of Cool
10 Bartender
11 Dance Till We Die
12 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
13 California
14 Ultraviolence
15 Sad Girl
16 The Greatest
17 Mariners Apartment Complex
18 For Free
19 Pretty When You Cry
20 The Blackest Day

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@HunterSThompson Wow taste!! I still need to retake my ranking post-COTCC, but I feel like I will end up sharing about half of my top 20 with your top 20.

 

Also for everyone commenting that it takes some time, yes it does! So please play when you have adequate time & focus to dedicate to completing the sorter so your results will be the most accurate. Depending on how quickly you're able to make decisions, it will take about 10-30 minutes to complete the sorter. Also, try not to use No Opinion or I Like Both to prevent ties, so that way you don’t end up having like 10 songs as the #1 placement lol x


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1 The Blackest Day
2 High By The Beach
3 Art Deco
4 13 Beaches
5 Yosemite
6 White Mustang
7 Tulsa Jesus Freak
8 Freak
9 White Dress
10 Cherry
11 Terrence Loves You
12 Dark Paradise
13 Heroin
14 Born to Die
15 Gods & Monsters
16 Salvatore
17 Music To Watch Boys To
18 Religion
19 Swan Song
20 West Coast
21 Old Money
22 Ultraviolence
23 Sad Girl
24 Young & Beautiful
25 When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
26 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
27 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
28 Summer Bummer
29 Love
30 Lust For Life

 

 

 

 


its not simple its trigonometry on We Heart It

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top 25 after COCC update:

 

Rank Character
1 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
2 Terrence Loves You
3 Honeymoon
4 Freak
5 Not All Who Wander Are Lost
6 The Blackest Day
7 Cruel World
8 Shades of Cool
9 Yosemite
10 Salvatore
11 Heroin
12 White Dress
13 Norman Fucking Rockwell
14 Dance Till We Die
15 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
16 Happiness is a Butterfly
17 Ultraviolence
18 Bartender
19 Fuck It I Love You
20 The Other Woman
21 Brooklyn Baby
22 Art Deco
23 Music To Watch Boys To
24 Is This Happiness
25 Wild at Heart

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  1. Venice Bitch
  2. Bartender
  3. Happiness is a Butterfly
  4. Tulsa Jesus Freak
  5. Born to Die
  6. Off to the Races
  7. Blue Jeans
  8. Video Games
  9. National Anthem
  10. Summertime Sadness


Technically, VB, Bartender, HIAB, and TJF were tied for first place, while the rest on the list were tied for second place. 
 

Not me spending 45 minutes on this :toofunny: wish it would’ve included AKA


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This is the experience of being an American whore

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wow my top 15 has changed a fair deal!

 

it used to be:

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1 Video Games

 

2 Bel Air

 

 

3 West Coast

 

 

4 Brooklyn Baby

 

 

5 The Greatest

 

 

6 Venice Bitch

 

 

7 Sad Girl

 

 

8 Happiness is a Butterfly

 

 

9 Burning Desire

 

 

10 Mariners Apartment Complex

 

 

11 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it

 

 

12 Doin' Time

 

 

13 Cinnamon Girl

 

 

14 Salvatore

 

 

15 Summer Bummer

 

 

my new top 15:

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1    Video Games
2    The Greatest
3    West Coast
4    Bel Air
5    Art Deco
6    Brooklyn Baby
7    Florida Kilos
8    Cruel World
9    Off to the Races
10    Born to Die
11    Heroin
12    Venice Bitch
13    Doin' Time
14    When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
15    Summer Bummer

 


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Here are my updated results! I'm sure overtime, the COTCC songs will creep their way higher, but I tried to not the new hype about them fog my judgement - 

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On 3/23/2021 at 4:30 AM, Dominikx4 said:

this is how taste looks like yup

BTD: 0 :rip: 

PD: 2

UV: 1

HM: 2

LFL: 3

NFR: 5

COCC: 1

Unrelated: 1

Rank Character
1 Get Free
2 Ultraviolence
3 Yosemite
4 Change
5 Tomorrow Never Came
6 Happiness is a Butterfly
7 Salvatore
8 American
9 Honeymoon
10 How to Disappear
11 Ride
12 I Can Fly
13 Mariners Apartment Complex
14 The Greatest
15 Venice Bitch

 

and the rest in spoilers for future reference

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16 Terrence Loves You
17 13 Beaches
18 Off to the Races
19 The Blackest Day
20 West Coast
21 Cinnamon Girl
22 Old Money
23 Guns and Roses
24 Flipside
25 Brooklyn Baby
26 Pretty When You Cry
27 Is This Happiness
28 Radio
29 Black Beauty
30 Cola
31 Body Electric
32 The Other Woman
33 Florida Kilos
34 Summertime Sadness
35 Million Dollar Man
36 Without You
37 Big Eyes
38 Lust For Life
39 Wait for Life
40 Wild at Heart
41 White Dress
42 Tulsa Jesus Freak
43 Dance Till We Die
44 The Next Best American Record
45 Groupie Love
46 God Bless America - and All the Beautiful Women in It
47 hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it
48 24
49 Norman Fucking Rockwell
50 Dark But Just a Game
51 Not All Who Wander Are Lost
52 Carmen
53 High By The Beach
54 Born to Die
55 Music To Watch Boys To
56 Cherry
57 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
58 Gods & Monsters
59 Freak
60 Art Deco
61 National Anthem
62 Shades of Cool
63 Bel Air
64 Yayo (Paradise)
65 Cruel World
66 Video Games
67 Dark Paradise
68 Blue Velvet
69 Religion
70 Sad Girl
71 Swan Song
72 Lucky Ones
73 For Free
74 Doin' Time
75 Heroin
76 Bartender
77 California
78 Lolita
79 This Is What Makes Us Girls
80 Burning Desire
81 Fuck It I Love You
82 Let Me Love You Like a Woman
83 Summer Bummer
84 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
85 When the World was at War We Kept Dancing
86 Love
87 Looking for America
88 Money Power Glory
89 Season of the Witch
90 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
91 Young & Beautiful
92 Blue Jeans
93 God Knows I Tried
94 Love Song
95 You Must Love Me
96 Diet Mountain Dew
97 Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
98 Fucked My Way Up To The Top
99 White Mustang
100 Once Upon a Dream
101 Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood
102 Summertime (The Gershwin Version)
103 Breaking Up Slowly
104 In My Feelings
105 You'll Never Walk Alone
106 Some Things Last a Long Time

 

 

On 3/23/2021 at 5:25 AM, Super Movie said:

here's my top 20:

 

 

On 3/23/2021 at 7:52 AM, blackestday89 said:

 

 

 

On 3/24/2021 at 3:45 PM, rightofjupiter said:

top 25 after COCC update:

 

 

loving these yosemite additions! lets keep this up lanaboards <3

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My top 50

Rank Character
1 West Coast
2 Venice Bitch
3 Pretty When You Cry
4 Get Free
5 The Blackest Day
6 Heroin
7 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
8 Gods & Monsters
9 Off to the Races
10 Music To Watch Boys To
11 Million Dollar Man
12 Art Deco
13 Body Electric
14 Freak
15 Fuck It I Love You
16 Doin' Time
17 Cinnamon Girl
18 California
19 The Greatest
20 Born to Die
21 Cola
22 Diet Mountain Dew
23 Ride
24 Salvatore
25 Video Games
26 This Is What Makes Us Girls
27 Without You
28 Carmen
29 Radio
30 High By The Beach
31 Terrence Loves You
32 Ultraviolence
33 God Knows I Tried
34 Honeymoon
35 American
36 Burning Desire
37 Bel Air
38 Yayo (Paradise)
39 Fucked My Way Up To The Top
40 Florida Kilos
41 Black Beauty
42 Money Power Glory
43 The Next Best American Record
44 Mariners Apartment Complex
45 Norman Fucking Rockwell
46 Young & Beautiful
47 Once Upon a Dream
48 Religion
49 How to Disappear
50 Sad Girl

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I'm pretty happy with my list

 

1

West Coast

2

California

3

Heroin

4

Cruel World

5

Ride

6

Off to the Races

7

Chemtrails Over the Country Club

8

The Blackest Day

9

Freak

10

Tulsa Jesus Freak

11

Love Song

12

Venice Bitch

13

Cherry

14

Fuck It I Love You

15

Change

15

Mariners Apartment Complex


I'd be lying if I said I wasn't sick of it

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mine isn’t completely accurate, but close enough.. (yayo forever has my soul) ∞༺♥༻✧

Rank Character
1 Yayo (Paradise)
2 Carmen
3 Video Games
4 Pretty When You Cry
5 West Coast
6 Sad Girl
7 Florida Kilos
8 White Mustang
9 Burning Desire
10 Off to the Races
11 Chemtrails Over the Country Club
12 Born to Die
13 Brooklyn Baby
14 Cherry
15 Ultraviolence
16 Salvatore
17 Cinnamon Girl
18 Heroin
19 In My Feelings
20 Ride
21 Gods & Monsters
22 Art Deco
23 This Is What Makes Us Girls
24 24
25 American

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I never see anybody in this thread doing the unreleased one, so here's my unreleased top 25:

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01. Put The Radio On

02. You Can Be the Boss

03. Velvet Crowbar

04. Is It Wrong?

05. Best American Record

06. Hit & Run

07. Ridin' (ft. A$AP Rocky)

08. For K Part 2

09. Break My Fall

10. Wayamaya

11. Your Girl

12. Trash Magic

13. Yes to Heaven

14. Backfire

15. Every Man Gets His Wish

16. Butterflies

17. Jealous Girl

18. Daytona Meth

19. Meet Me In the Pale Moonlight

20. Lift Your Eyes

21. Raise Me Up

22. You & Me

23. Dum Dum

24. Hawaiian Tropic

25. Because of You

 

 

And my top 25:

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01. West Coast

02. Brooklyn Baby

03. Shades of Cool

04. Off to the Races

05. Born to Die

06. Blue Jeans

07. Cruel World

08. Video Games

09. Diet Mountain Dew

10. Freak

11. Art Deco

12. National Anthem

13. Ultraviolence

14. Sad Girl

15. Black Beauty

16. Music To Watch Boys To

17. Honeymoon

18. Cola

19. Gods & Monsters

20. Florida Kilos

21. White Mustang

22. Lolita

23. Radio

24. Pretty When You Cry

25. Fucked My Way Up To The Top

 

 

 

what can I say, I'm basic as eff

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hi @Elle by morning i'll be ready to rank :ma:

 

*jk take as much time as you need to process 


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"You can't be a muse and be happy, too.

You can't blacken the pages with Russian poetry and be happy." - Blue Banisters

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I asked Asmodeus (the demon of lust) to make Miley Cyrus suffer. I am not happy with these new developments. After Miley rips off Lana's aesthetic, she bullies Lana into changing her release date. It is infuriating. 

 

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6 minutes ago, Thunder said:

hi @Elle by morning i'll be ready to rank :ma:

 

*jk take as much time as you need to process 

 

Just updated the Released Version to include Blue Banisters songs! I'll have to do my re-ranking again soon after I've fully processed the new album! x


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Here's my current top 20, although this'll probably change after I spend more time with Blue Banisters

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