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12 minutes of Lana on a black stage, perched on a giant swing while slowly sipping from a big ass can of Pepsi-Cola and watching the crowd. Alex and Ashley are on either side of her, dancing to literally no music. Chuck is on the side of the stage, taking photos. Then at the end, Lana leans into the microphone, says "you're welcome kiddos," then rides off into the sunset on a tiger. 

This will be done, of course, during the performance art phase of her career. 

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12 minutes of Lana on a black stage, perched on a giant swing while slowly sipping from a big ass can of Pepsi-Cola and watching the crowd. Alex and Ashley are on either side of her, dancing to literally no music. Chuck is on the side of the stage, taking photos. Then at the end, Lana leans into the microphone, says "you're welcome kiddos," then rides off into the sunset on a tiger. 

This will be done, of course, during the performance art phase of her career. 

LMAO  :lmao:


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12 minutes of Lana on a black stage, perched on a giant swing while slowly sipping from a big ass can of Pepsi-Cola and watching the crowd. Alex and Ashley are on either side of her, dancing to literally no music. Chuck is on the side of the stage, taking photos. Then at the end, Lana leans into the microphone, says "you're welcome kiddos," then rides off into the sunset on a tiger. 

This will be done, of course, during the performance art phase of her career. 

Ur on a roll, keep going tho  :lmao:  :flutter:



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So I was thinking Lana should do the halftime show, I mean it’s not Pop/Rap but she does put on a really good show. She is Americana & Pepsi is usually the sponsor, It’s like meant to be.

And her guests “We already know Nikki will be there”, Maybe a duet with Father John Misty? A different halftime.
Discuss…

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And sadly I know damn well I’d do everything within reason to get a ticket, And sit through a football game, for a 10 minute performance…

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1. Mermaid Motel demo

2. Heroin 

3. Every version of Yayo at once 

4. Boom Like That 

5. Sweet Carolina 

*Lana walks off stage, being replaced by Rob doing an hour long set of random songs he wrote on piano. He goes on to win a Grammy. Good for him*


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since it's very americana & sponsored by pepsi, i'd suggest she perform...

 

queen of the gas station

hawaiian tropic

gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven)

mermaid motel / trash magic / pin up galore (medley)

coconut & key lime pie (live debut!)

& yayo!

 


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Realistically speaking, if she were to perform at the half-time show, she'd have to do bops & the likes:

1. Cherry

2. Off To the Races

3. West Coast

4. Video Games

5. Venice Bitch

 

Some might say this is safe, but I think those are the songs she's most comfortable performing and make you bop your head a little. :umadney:
 

ETA: She'd start the show with the intro to National Anthem ofc :judgingu2:

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Lana Del Rey + Stevie Nicks - The Halftime Show

 

1. Norman Fucking Rockwell / Sara (duet)

2. Stand Back (duet)

3. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems (duet) - cause it's a song they have together

4. Landslide / Silver Springs (Stevie solo)

5. Cola (20 second acapella version sung as Stevie leaves the stage)

6. Born To Die / Video Games / Summertime Sadness

7. West Coast (with elements of Shades of Cool, Brooklyn Baby & Freak)

8. California (with elements of Nectar of the Gods & Wildflower Wildfire)

9. Mermaid Motel (with elements of the demo version, Golden Grill, Wayamaya & Maha Maha)

10. hope is a dangerous thing... / Doin' Time (with elements of Honeymoon, Summertime Sadness, Venice Bitch & Violets For Roses)

 

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edit: added cola due to popular demand


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8 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

 

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also pepsi is no longer sponsoring the half time show so </3

 

such a missed opportunity for her to sing Cola and then crack open a can of Pepsi :/


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13 minutes ago, Dominikx4 said:

 

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also pepsi is no longer sponsoring the half time show so </3

 

That sucks, It really would’ve been perfect for a pg-13 cola.

4 minutes ago, The Siren said:

such a missed opportunity for her to sing Cola and then crack open a can of Pepsi :/

Yes!!!

:lange:
EDIT:

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My Pepsi tastes like Coca Cola…

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but for the setlist, id expect wish for

  1. Born to Die / Off to the Races - shortened mashup
  2. Shades of Cool - shortened
  3. Tulsa Jesus Freak / Freak / Groupie Love - mashup
  4. Dealer / Architecture (the superior demo version lyrics)
  5. Coachella / When the World was at War We Kept Dancing / Hope is a Dangerous Thing / Looking for America - shortened medley into a 3:00 bit
  6. Interlude - The Trio / Doin' Time
  7. Young & Beautiful / Summertime Sadness - both, the CG remix versions :sideeye:

assume that these are shortened by a minute or two (or some cases three minutes) and that mashups arent just a medley.


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I guess this will become a full Americana show 

 

1. she sings the national anthem 

2. then the song National Anthem 

3. American 

4. Oh say can you see 

then it turns into anti-war 

5. Looking for America 

and finally 

6. God Bless America and all the Beautiful Women in it

 

 

 

 

 

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