Lanas honey pot

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

This forum is literally popping off harder than my p*ssy on the 4th of July rn

all this hacking shit confuses me... props to y’all who are smart and understand it.

i obviously can’t read the code but i’m 90% sure it just a variable designed to expire itself two months after implementation and considering we don’t know when this site was run we don’t know when that is - unless it either says that in the code OR someone can use the internet wayback machine to show when there was a change in the store.
 
that’s just my guess from someone who can’t read the code

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

my ass is doing the tingle thing 

It's two months from whenever anybody gets redirected to the thank you page.
var twoMonthsFromNow = new Date(Date.now()); This is the code that creates that variable. Note new Date(Date.now()); That means a date object is created from "now" date, aka the moment the code loads on the thank you page. And then a + 2 makes it so it's two months:
twoMonthsFromNow.setMonth(twoMonthsFromNow.getMonth() + 2);

In 3 years
 
@randomlanadelreyfan: umm lana what the hell happened with the password on your shop
@lanadelrey: Passwords are like riddles that God uses to prove our faith in each other. Norman Fucking Rockwell is coming next month babies xx

It's when the cookies from the website expire if you are redirected to the "thank you" page. The variable is created only if that function is called. So the cookies expire after two months lmao

someone post the source in a spoiler and I’ll try and read it (I’m on mobile)

This is what happens when you release your best song in your entire catalog (Venice Bitch), then proceed to tease your fanbase with snippets and nonsense tweets for almost a year...we become unhinged with conspiracy theories
 

The cherry music video leaked already it was just a loop of her dropping her matcha on the floor with the filter and the Minecraft “ooof”

i’m freaking out what does this mean am i crazy that i think this looks Very Deliberate
 

 
a normal code wouldn’t know what TwoMonthsFromNow is unless you give it a value right???? i’m very low level python don’t drag me
 
edit: wait they did add make it a variable BUT it’s still sus

OMG maybe she is hiding the Cherry music video there     

It's the poetry book guys 

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

okay so who is gonna do it 

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but
 
the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com
maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

Actually after watching a bunch of quick tutorials on hacking sites, I could access the website. Lana is now selling merch with minions everywhere. Minions! We should have expected this since she liked that video of Gru on YouTube. Also, the password was: iamsecretlycardib

Let’s all join hands and pray, I’ll draw up a pentagram, one of y’all light some candles and get @@salvatore up in here to chant some random nonsense shit about Yosemite and once we have opened up the portal from which Satan can reach us, I’ll ask him what the password is. This is our only hope, girls

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

the password is SMACKCAM