alienprincess

My thirst has been quenched ever since Atomic studio leaked, but tbh the only revolutionary leak I’m in need for is the one & only, the iconic missing title track True Romance!!! 
I think that’s one we all deserve 
 

I forgot how godly Cake is...

The Attic is my favourite, it sounds like a Grimes song, especially during the verses 

KEYBOARD FUNK IS ELECTRONIC! 

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i think about this a lot. her writing was so much better when it was just her and her guitar. there are some lines in the new album that are well written, but it's really nothing compared to her earlier work. it's very strange 

i know shes been through it, but she really needs to work on how she talks to fans.

Oh and I almost forgot to mention the part where this bitch just bought a $2M house in the Hills. 
 
If she's not a millionaire maybe she should be more responsible with her money and stop spending the millions of fucking dollars she saved.

Wow, BYE lol. She may not literally make millions at once, but she is/was a millionaire, and if she's going into debt that's probably her fault for not making better decisions after Cry Baby(K-12 was a $6M failure) and spending so much money on weird shit.
All the clothes, vacations, accessories worth thousands of dollars that she's bought over the past few years cannot have all been gifted to her, and she just made over 18K from her fans on Depop alone. She's not fucking broke.
She seems to whine a lot about money though, even when Cry Baby boosted her onto the top charts and made millions when she was just a teenager. I had a lot of respect for her but this era has tanked that entirely.

restock the Cry Baby perfume next

That's basically been this whole era in a nutshell. Could've, should've, would've been great, had so much potential, but here we are. 
The perfumes are especially weird. The expense of them with the inability to buy bottles separately is a stupid idea to begin with, but to throw such a boring and ugly design on it, then make it a fucking FOOT TALL is actually ridiculous. I'm over this era and the constant defending of her bad decisions. I feel like she knows she could do better, but just decided not to.

oh my god the bottle is so ugly im cackling 

This bottle is fucking atrocious.   
And this whole era is just the ugliest missed opportunity compared to what she could've done with all of this. Like.. what the fuck?

The "blinking eyes" CGI for that teaser was so bad, too, holy shit. This era is just too ugly for the budget it must be demanding.

Yep. She constantly goes beyond her means and pushes for the most from her label. That attitude often gets labeled as "determined" and "artistic", but it's really just unrealistic at this point.
 
It's not like Atlantic doesn't back her with millions of dollars for all of her projects, pay for all the videos she insists on making, and go along with her demanding behavior. So she's got plenty of funding- she just doesn't know how to use it. It's ruining her chances at the success she should've had.
 
I really hope in the future she learns to commit to quality over quantity instead of cutting up her ideas to cram into a budget just because she can't compromise. If $6.5M wasn't enough to make K-12 work, I don't even know what she expects out of Portals. 

PLEASEEE not art with substance 😭
 
Just make a pop song girl

This bitch crazy

she turned out to be so different from who she appeared to be back in the day and it's so sad. she got too pretentious about her art, which is not necessarily a bad thing, but girllllllll, you're doing everything wrong! just make your albums, have a normal rollout like every other pop girl and move on. enough with the expensive films, horrendous perfume bottles, overpriced cheap jewerly, nfts... wtf girl. make GOOD music and goooo.

i thought her little grandma hoarder apartment/townhouse was so cute, and she seemed really happy there 

i hate when celebrities undermine their own wealth. idek especially in times like this in America where the wealth gap is rising horrendously it just feels like a cop out-“i have to pay my bills too!” well yes of course, but you have so much more wealth to your name than many other Americans today, a HUGE house (thats going for sale so maybe a downsize) and an established name. it’s not like we’re supporting a small business. she can make more money if she tries hard enough- but Portals will probably not make that happen. P.S who the hell wants that alien creature perfume bottle fr. 

Not her selling her house, it's beautiful and fits her aesthetic but like girlie.....
 
Maybe it is time to put the stand cards away like the siren said 

Maybe she should put less effort into being all artsy fartsy and spend more time learning how to manage her finances and investing her money properly. It’s like you can tell she doesn’t know how to market herself anymore. She’s way to stubborn and over ambitious; yet, it’s gotten her nowhere sadly. 

I've been a fan of melanie since 2016, and have followed her career for a long time. I used to love her, but I'm kind of over her now. The only reason I am still sort of tuning into her is because of my friend, and because portals have a couple great songs. She feels super passive aggressive to me when she talks to fans recently, it's rubbing me the wrong way. A specific example I'm thinking of is when she commented on this girl's post about Oliver Tree, saying that the song wasn't about him- but in a very rude way. Earlier that day, she had also added an insta story about it too, but not about that specific song or any song in general tbh. Everyone started attacking the fans(even though everyone thought the same thing) and Melanie has been here long enough to know that her fans are capable of doing that. I still am iffy about the whole timothy situation as well, but I'm not going to dwell on it right now. I'm not sure if anyone will care about my two cents, but here it is.

it's giving when people raised concerns that the Cry Baby era spent a little too much time sexualizing its preschool-aged characters and being inappropriate with its subject matter (which is even more true after K-12 and songs like "Wheels on the Bus"), and Melanie's response was a salty post like "you just don't GET it"

"art with substance"
> nearly plot-less K-12 film
> NFTs of "edgy" versions of old toys
> stolen artwork merch
> awful green-screened "M&G" photos
> tacky half-baked songs like Moon Cycle coming out while decent songs like Needle & Thread fall to the wayside

1189 pages of..
 
Abuse
Bargaining
Begging
Cuts
Death
Delusion
Denial
Depression
Emotional Bruises
Hoarding
Homosexuality
Hopefulness
Hopelessness
Leaking
Lies
Lust
Masochism
Masterposts (my masterpost!)
Pain
Prayers
Prey
Sadism
Sadness
Sickness
Starvation
Torment
Torture
 
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