Cherry on Top

I mean.. She can do homemade videos with her own camera but can she bring things like this
 

 
 
 
And not like this
 
 

 
This is lazy and disrepctful..

sis...it's a blurry iphone 4 crusty musty picture of some trees I-

why is lana so boring nowadays

Kinda hope MAC and VB aren’t on the album just because I wanna hear 2 entirely new songs in their place

Yeah and VB has some of her worst released lyrics but the instrumental/sound makes it bearable

ffs i thought this might legit be something good, why is she posting pictures of MCDONALDS

Chucks pictures are just so mediocre. I can take the pictures/videos she does on my fucking PHONE if i wanted to. they're just unoriginal and lousy. no exaggerated effort of trying to capture an atmosphere for the model. 

Watch she scrapping everything she teased so far and doing a new album about the fire with Rick

VB does not touch SoC in any realm

I hope we get a music video with an actual budget (and preferably without Chuck's involvement) this era 

the odd thing about lanaboards is how like, the less of a song weve heard, the better people think it is... theres users here who swear on their life that "blank six-second unreleased track snippet muffled by background noise no. 439" could be the best song of her career when its like... maybe the reason we didnt hear it is because lana recorded it then realized it sucked and she could do better so she scrapped it 

The worse thing is that SHE is a danger for other people and sets a super bad example for her teen-stans (and before someone tries to go bUt wHo SaYs sHe hAs tO bE a RoLeMoDeL - she OBVOUSLY has those fanatic stans, a lot of them are underaged and open for shit like that. I remember fans on the board here boasting about how they drove to a tinder date while being drunk)

Imagine waking up one Sunday morning & reading that the headline "Pop Singer Lana Del Rey get's roadkilled while filming on her phone during driving. Thoughts & prayers pour in from across the world. Read below what the celebrities have to say about this tragic loss."

not saying names but if lana were to collab with one of those "alternative electronic pop girls" whose entire careers are based around the late 90s/early 00s revival trend of the 2010s... that would age, like, horrendously
 
by the time that trends dead in a few years that type of music is gonna sound so corny and dated. dont want my poor lana to have to go through that especially when i know she can create wonderful, timeless-sounding music

No, she shouldn't 

it's ok <3
 
I hope we get a proper clean album, with replaced lyrics and shit. (I wanna hear "venice chick" on the official song.)

Ya'll are really getting brave saying Venice Bitch is top 5 in her discography

ew. im gonna go wash my laptop now thnx

White Mustang is one of the only good songs in lust for life actually..

Seriously as much as I love summer bummer and groupie love, I could have lived without them and the other collabs are straight trash. Pls no more

I can't believe people actually seriously want Lana to collab on this album. Lana is NOT a collab artist oh my GOD the bad taste certainly jumped ouT

We don't want any collab.

I would really love that but...
Everytime I read ''Yosemite'' I sigh heavily and roll my eyes. Wtf guys? Yosemite is dead, sorry to say it (it didn't even sound that good)    

I’m proud to be one of the few bitches dragging lust for life since the very beginning