White Hot Forever

THIS IS FUCKING EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED FROM HER OMGGGGGGG I'M UGLY CRYING YALL

THIS CANT BE REAL

I cannot get over this look she looks stunning 

Omgggg wtffffff

No actually, Coachella, everything isn’t good!! People keep screaming and we don’t know why, the audio is glitching, the Lipsters are losing their minds… x
 

Coked up and ready to rumble baby!

About an hour left, idk if I should go for a walk or take a shower. I'm still drinking my choccy milk

pretty when you cry on your coochie 

Also, it seems that Young & Beautiful and Pretty When You Cry have been soundchecked too. All the songs so far:
Summertime Sadness
Without You
Young & Beautiful
West Coast
Pretty When You Cry
Doin’ Time
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
Jealous Girl

I just know this coachella set is going to be absolutely mindblowing. Like, her best show ever hands down. 

shes going to shoot down all the gays in the crowd Omg……

When she performs GBAATBWII and performs the gunshots irl

The lights go out, thunder strikes, the crowd goes silent as they sense the presence of sometbing omnipotent. Through the speakers a haunting voice begins to reverberate across the desert... "Now that  Doja Cat, Ariana, Camila, Cardi B..."
A ghostly horse whinnies, Arcadia starts playing.. then the gunshots  begin

i just want her to do something that will confuse the FUCK out of the tiktok stans like i want her to start reading random excerpts of poetry and sing something out of pocket like ave maria or resistance all whilst riding a mechanical bull with nikki lanes face whilst also wearing skims

*coachella starts playing. Super glitchy “I was at Coachella” *
 
lights flash 
 
Lana appears 
 
“I took a flying lesson on my 33rd birthday, instead of calling you. Did you know a signer can still be looking like a side piece at 33?”

when she starts reciting her scariest piece of work (bare feet on linoleum) then what??

I have no idea what to expect in terms of setlist, but I feel like she has to add West Coast and do some version of Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind since this is her first real show in California since October 2019. I could see her maybe doing Let the Light In or Margaret since they’ve had their moments online since the end of her fall tour. And hoping for a new song from Lasso if there’s gonna be a horse 🐎🤞🤍

Imagine Lana does this for Coachella…
 
 

if taylor shoehorns her way into LANAS moment i will actually be annoyed. bring out some interesting artists that actually deserve the coachella spotlight like fjm, syml, even nikki lane 

baby this the same woman who had every single artist featured on tunnel in the same venue as her on the same day (BST london 2023) and chose not to bring a single one of them out during her set 

Really???? why does toylet have to steal the shine again 

while I don’t disagree that would be a little dark/heavy for Coachella 

Sorry but she doesn’t need guests she has enough solo hits and stage presence to do a full headlining show herself 

« My next album will be digital only » 

This is a crime. The production and selling of this vinyl should be illegal and the designer should be put behind bars.