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to be fair u didnt say what year so it could still happen

I remember back in January of last year telling my friends happily Lana was dropping on my birthday (September)

The discord bot being this era’s most reliable insider 

What if we’ve really been the insiders all along? 

just saw a tweet saying that ACCORDING TO LANABOARDS, henry will come out wednesday 

Well, I’m back, and the only thing that happened while I was out was that there was news of Lana visiting her nail salon today  It’s something at least, a sign of life if nothing else. & That’s actually a good reminder for me as I need to get mine redone soon. Anyway, will try my nap/walk news manifestations again tomorrow xx

I can’t believe Henry is finally coming this week this is so crazy

I hope Prettiest girl in country music will be excluded and no covers for this album, she made us wait forever and all i want is all-fresh new 13 tracks, original from her. 

Now to the bigger question - will Aha music recognize Roses Bloom For You and Prettiest Girl In Country Music as well then? Or even Stand By Your Man cover 

at this point, the French Husband will stay 

I still can’t believe she married an alligator tour guide. 
 
and somehow this era is so boring that even her marrying the most random of people is still somehow very boring. I have been excited for every era before, this is the first one when I really don’t care. I just hope she takes the UK shows seriously as I’ve paid good money for the tickets. 
 
please someone help me get excited 

I kind of feel like there's going to be seven unreleased tracks we've already heard on this album.. it's very much giving blue banisters slapdash whatever get the album released vibe..
 

I have a feeling this should have been posted last month because she starts it off “excited to see everyone in April” as if that’s not the month we’re currently in 

She usually posts in 3’s manifesting we finally receive something tangible today cmon Henry I want to download you to my phone today

standing BAYOU ❤️
 
 
 
yk what this question intrigues me more than infos about the album tbh

She’s gradually yassifying him by osmosis 

Waiting for the 2025 version of the infamous Ultraviolence Vancouver live premiere youtube video we would like to play Henry for you tonight OH MA GAW NEW SONG *shaky footage* *gorls pissing themselves in the crowd* *lana yodeling I MeAn HaNrY CaMawnn* 

the short film had me crying 

If he's a ceo killer then what's the worst that can happen to a girl whose already hurt... I'm already hurt.

Insurance keeps denying my dad the medication he needs for his low white blood cell count. These roaches simply exist for profit. Not an ounce of sympathy from me if these people get popped.

i can't believe i'm saying this, but... gorgeous, gorgeous feet

Not gonna lie, A Star For Nick is probably in my top 10 favorite unreleased songs, so I agree as well. It's so haunting, so eerie.

Okay but after TRPWS I am DONE with acoustic stripped back folk piano whatever lana music. I think we all (or well most of us) can agree that while her writing since NFR is phenomenal, her production however has taken a hit .
That's not to say I'm not seated for this album tho, (hopefully) one last hurrah of supposed acoustic folk music will be amazing (hopefully)
 
Edit: also no pointing the finger at Jack we all know the real reason is Lana

Miley is having a fun rollout why can’t we have that 

its probably just me but i literally could not care less about "the mirror" i literally think it was just made as a interlude for the tour and i think yall are dumb for thinking were actually getting this on the album. i think some of you guys just crave for lanas more mainstream pop sound and thats why you want it so bad but i didnt even think it was that good and id be annoyed if that wasted a track slot on the album. maybe my words will bite me in the ass and it will be on the album as a banger but i highly doubt thats ever coming to fruition