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It irks me how she's always avoiding to say the actual names of her albums when talking about 'em on stage. She's like: my first album, from my album that I put out a couple of years ago, my last one, this next one that's coming out, this song's from an older record of mine, jdhjfdsbfjikolujsdawpbvf  BITCH say the names of your albums so people that are not fans and are just jamming at a festival know what's up

Okay ladies so this Charlie’s Angels thing is giving me hope that this mess of an era could still be successful. Here is my ideas for how the era goes from now on:
Charlie’s Angels single drops. It sounds pretty radio friendly and usually soundtrack leads do well so let’s assume it goes Top 10 (not unrealistic considering how Ariana has slayed the charts recently). Then, a ‘reliable source’ which will in fact be the Hillsong priest and/or one of her basic white hoes ‘leaks’ information to TMZ that Lana sucked Jack’s dick and the reason for NFR’s delay was because all their studio time ended up being just sex. Lana is now in the news, Azealia gets involved and the whole mess blows up. TMZ catches Lena off guard and starts asking her questions about the Lana-Jack scandal. Lena initially denies any knowledge of the affair but paparazzi pester her so much (said paparazzi is in fact LanaBoards stans playing dress up) to the point where Lena breaks down and pretends she knew about it all along, in an attempt to snatch some attention from all this. She threatens to leak Jack and Lana’s sextape which was in fact given to her by Lana’s team because they knew how she would react. But then Lana pulls a Bella Thorne and decides that she won’t let her personal stuff be held against her, so she releases the lead single for NFR, Cinnamon, with two music videos. One is the exact sextape that Lena was threatening to leak, and is released exclusively to men.com because gay rights, but only for a day. The alternate music video is a censored version of the sextape. Both have Cinnamon playing over it, with the ‘eh-eh’ post-chorus playing at the perfect moment  Now Lana is all the news and some are praising her for taking ownership of her body, but some are slut-shaming. The Charlie’s Angels song gets a new breath of life (this whole mess has been timed with the release of the actual movie) but most importantly Cinnamon gets the meme effect, the phenomenon which pushed OTR to #1, and many other meme songs to Top 10. Lana continues to ride the hype and releases more singles, eventually culminating in the release of Norman Fucking Rockwell, her most successful album to date.  
Boom. Hire me Lana.
 

HM was truly her best era. 2 months from the first song to the album!

Alexa stream Burnt Norton.mp3

oh didnt even know she mentioned it a third time.. at least shes being consistent 

Can someone leak No Surprises already :/

July 2nd is the fragment of hope I’m still holding on to

HI ANGELS ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEST DELUXE EDITION OF THE YEAR?????? IM SO HAPPY TO BE FINALLY RELEASING IT UGH I CAN’T BELIEVE I DID THAT YOU’RE GONNA BE SICK OF ME!!!
 
Charli (Deluxe Edition)
16. Gone (ft. Christine and the Queens) [bloodpop Remix]
17. Gone (ft. Christine and the Queens) [umru Remix]
18. 2099 (ft. Troye Sivan) [Dylan Brady Remix]
19. 1999 (ft. Troye Sivan) [Easyfun Remix]
20. 1999 (ft. Troye Sivan) [Acoustic]

i said DOES ANYBODY KNOW THIS FUCKING SONG???????????''
 

please don't let the bonus track be remixes 

If there is a 'deluxe' edition or bonus track version (probably in Japan) I really hope we get some of the 2018 monthly drops tacked on or new / unreleased material. I've said it before but my dream deluxe would be:
 
16. Focus
17. Party For You
18. 5 In The Morning
 
It's unlikely we'd get Party For You but I'd rather that than Dream Glow or Spicy tbh.

You know, i think Venice bitch may end up being the song that's the MOST different from the rest of the album. It's seeming very out of place but also so iconic and life worked out so right by putting her in there... Like David Hasselhoff in the SpongeBob movie

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that  . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

Cinnamon is THAT bop, but you better relisten to In Your Car a few times and come back when you get everything together

leave

No, she shouldn't.

That’s nothing compared to this one @@HoneymoonDaddy did a while back
 
https://picosong.com/wJFUq/

Lana: Don’t call me an angel
 
Charli XCX:
 

Maybe July 2 will be the day the single from Charlie’s Angels gets released...
i’d Honestly prefer NFR stuff though.

It's honestly giving me low-key anxiety how she's not announcing it... like just take ONE MINUTE to tweet it.
ALBUM COMING AUGUST 16 XOXO LANA FUCKING ROCKWELL

Both Dazed and Fader are running articles about her "two months" and both say they've contacted her people for comment. 
 
Imagine how grumpy Ben is rn 
 
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/45013/1/lana-del-rey-says-new-album-norman-rockwell-released-in-two-months%3famp=1

I'm just real excited to see the cover and what UO will do with its vinyl 

1. Norman Fudging Rockwell (You Fudged Me So Good)
2. Serial Killer
3. Happiness Is A Butterfly
4. In Your Car -I'm A Star And I'm Burning Through You
5. Cinnamon -In My Teeth, From Your Kiss (Violet Blue Green Red)
6. Yosemite Pt. 2 (We Did It For Fun, We Did It For 10% of Your Income)
7. Crashed My Tesla Mom Car -Because I Was Fucking Dancing Instead of Driving
8. When They Screamed For Us To Stop We Kept Driving
9. You Sort Of Have To Go Faster Than My Fastest Cars -Because I Don't Have A License Anymore
10. Crying Crustacean (Cancer Kween)
11. Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For a fuck it i give up
12. How To Disappear
13. Hill Song

if it comes out and this isn't the tracklist i will cancel my spotify