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This is all Billie's fault.

lana could literally have billboards up in times square announcing march 29th and she'd still be ghostin.mp3 us

People tomorrow: omg where is NFR @@Lana please release it we're begging you everyone said the album would be out today where's cinnamon where's in your car omg Lana please say something we're dying here we're thirsty for news you should clarify the situation you dumb ass bitch we hate you rot in hell you're canncelled we're unstanning born to die is better anyway
 
Lana:
 

Yes we are, you're just too busy stanning untalented Melanie Whortinez
 

Okay I'm gonna be delusional af for a moment but consider this:
 
- Lana tells us she 'doesn't know' when the album will drop. Idk about yall but that seemed strange to me, because she was so nonchalant about it like 'meh whatever idc'
- Ben tells us she's still working on it, then Lana confirms shortly after that it's done. Seems to me like they're both trying to come up with their own reasons for why it isn't released yet.
- Sources like MTV, Billboard and others have said it'll be released March 29th and although they're not 100% reliable, it still makes u think about who told them it would be released on that exact date.
- She could drop the album 12pm LA time instead of releasing it first in Australia/NZ etc.
- She did a shoot with Neil (for a magazine) which indicates that in the interview she could either talk about what's to come (with the music) or talk about the music (which has already dropped, hypothetically)
 
The only thing that wouldn't make sense about a surprise release is that she'll be up against Billie, which wouldn't make sense at all. But consider this: Lana clearly doesn't give a shit about topping the charts, and although her label do, she probably put her foot down and said "look, this is when I want to release it. Like it or lump it. I don't care about charts blah blah blah" and she could kinda fly under the radar with NFR and let Billie have the spotlight, but Lana wouldn't care.
 
Now I'm not saying it's coming tomorrow, in fact I highly doubt it. But just think about it.
 
 
 

One more day til we're fucking crying from either of 2 diff reasons. 

This is the Norman Fucking Rockwell Pre-Release Thread not Felony Martinez’s thread! just reminding y’all x

I'm pretending it's a surprise release tomorrow bc the joy of that is worth the disappointment lol

to be human sounds alot like handmade heaven but i like it

to be human sounds alot like handmade heaven but i like it

To Be Human snippet shared by MARINA -
“If there is a god they’ll know why it’s so hard to be human. Still, I don’t know, don’t know what it means to be human…”

to be human sounds alot like handmade heaven but i like it

Who?

At least we know it’s not another “album for the fans” because this time she 100% doesn’t give a shit about us 

WHERE MY EUROPEANS AT? afdksjfd I'm wheezing at this https://twitter.com/cosmiclimb/status/1108817604574097410

if we've lost her im holding a funeral

girl it's been an entire goddamn year to the day since she's teased a song from NFR with no album anywhere in sight 

where is she......missing her..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nee7m-SrNng

GUYS IT'S PROBABLY END OF THE EARTH
I uploaded it to YouTube but didn't get any title, sadly
OH NO, IT'S BLOCKED NOW, I MAY FIND THE TITLE
 
 
EDIT: MY VIDEO WAS BLOCKED AND THE TITLE GIVEN WAS "TBC 8_M"; track 8 is End Of The Earth

y’all have no taste...
if cinnamon gets scrapped, i’m blaming all of you florida kilos haters.

I know her strap is big I know it

I nearly threw up.

MODERATORS.... where are the fucking mods

That 4chan stuff is bullshit.