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i think this was about 3 or 4 weeks ago now?? it felt forever ago and i definitely know it wasn’t last week. so maybe two weeks ago minimum. either way, it’s been a minute so it’s given the album more time to be mastered. it’s definitely done being mastered by now. 

5 minute thing i did. the title is not even aligned lol. anyways
(also i'm a photoshop noob don't go hard on me)

omg its coming

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise. 

The way we haven’t even heard the songs, yet this is already so accurate 

I’M SORRY  I’m probably wrong and just thinking real wishfully but can you imagine? 

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise. 

I’M SORRY  I’m probably wrong and just thinking real wishfully but can you imagine? 

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise. 

lanadelrey.com/norman-fucking-rockwell leads back to her old homepage from August 2019, which is now replaced by Violet's promo by default.
I could imagine lanadelrey.com/chemtrails-over-the-country-club will be a new url soon

These all  redirect to album-related content so you may be onto something...
 
lanadelrey.com/ultraviolence
lanadelrey.com/honeymoon
lanadelrey.com/lustforlife
lanadelrey.com/norman
 

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise. 

The way we haven’t even heard the songs, yet this is already so accurate 

I’M SORRY  I’m probably wrong and just thinking real wishfully but can you imagine? 

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise. 

I know when Taylor sent signed CDs to stores it was the morning of so even the stores didn't know about it until it was there. I can see her maybe sending a couple copies of something to a couple stores. If I didn't live on the other side of the country I'd probably be at the record parlour when they open on Saturday. 

YOU ARE RIGHT!! It was 404 yesterdey I checked. It means that they are doing something with the links. With NFR There was same situation and we were just a few days before the preorder. OMG IT IS REALLY COMMING.

lanadelrey.com/norman-fucking-rockwell leads back to her old homepage from August 2019, which is now replaced by Violet's promo by default.
I could imagine lanadelrey.com/chemtrails-over-the-country-club will be a new url soon

These all  redirect to album-related content so you may be onto something...
 
lanadelrey.com/ultraviolence
lanadelrey.com/honeymoon
lanadelrey.com/lustforlife
lanadelrey.com/norman
 

she could literally tweet that the album is cancelled and we would be like "omg yas kween ty for tricking us so well. clearly its coming tomorrow. manifesting."

lana has a large, devoted fanbase, her work will sell no matter what. it may not reach the top spot on the billboard charts, or be the highest selling album of the week / month / year, but it will be successful because of her fanbase. at this point in her career, she doesn't need to worry about her work selling well.

The sudden silence on her Instagram has to mean something is really coming 

why do people still care about whether her albums go number 1 or not

One word please ; Lush

MY THEORY ON THE NEXT FEW DAYS - 
 
Because albums are released at 9 pm Thursday PST / midnight Friday EST, I wouldn’t be at all surprised if tomorrow morning she posted to her social medias “surprise - my new record Chemtrails Over the Country Club is out at midnight” or something, and then the morning of Friday, August 28th, at maybe 5 AM PST / 1 PM BST, the physicals could be available for pre-order. And then on Saturday morning she drops a music video. 
 
That would make sense to me because Sheridan posted on August 25th “3 days” which would be August 28th for the album and then “4 midnights” which would be August 29th for the video or something else.The rabbit and hat emoji that implies surprise has to be purposefully included on his part to indicate a surprise. 

I also don’t know if her label would even let one of their artists release an album on a Saturday - every album comes out on Friday - and the September 5th date could’ve been a decoy and when she was adding 7 days to August 28th, she likely could’ve forgotten there were 31 days in August, not 30. 
 
Plus, that link on her website that redirected to 404 and now redirects to her homepage must mean something is coming soon. 
 
I don’t want to get anyone’s hopes up and let down, but if my hypothesis is correct, then we could be listening to the album in 28 hours and 17 minutes. I really don’t think it’s the case, but I also do lol. It would really make sense as a surprise.