Liz Taylor Blues

girl I know.....it's willpower alone keeping me up

Of course I'm falling asleep when we're one hour away...

One… hour… we’re in the final stretch, Lipsters!!!!
They’re setting up her stage -
 

Coked up and ready to rumble baby!

I can't even imagine how she's feeling right now 

when she opens up the show with “MY PUSSY TASTES LIKE PEPSI COLA, MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES” 
and officially brings back cola to the set list.. THEN WHAT???  
(coachella doesn’t deserve AKA treatment leave it for when she does a personal concert for lanaboard users at a smaller venue so we can listen to her sing pawn shop blues and for k pt 2 in its proper setting  ) 

Which episode did she talk about Lana on?

When the set opens with "Do you wannnaaaa..... jump jump jump"

when all the lights go dark and then u hear
Caught up in a blizzard yesterday...

It’s actually a bit pathetic how I’ve been trying to sleep for 4 hours now and I can’t because I’m too excited for a concert I’m not even attending…. This stan stuff is a disease 

His band Bleachers is scheduled to perform tomorrow.. I'd honestly be really surprised if he wasn't one of her guests. Margaret is a current local fave, so the crowd would go crazy for that one. They could also do Mariners or Venice together though like they did at Newport Folk & All Things Go x

nobody liked 

I know her team didn’t make a whole lasso themed live chat to not debut a Lasso song! 
 
those emojis cost money, the artwork costs money, and whoever made the new LDR logo had to be paid. 
 
they wouldn’t have done all of that for this to just be a Coachella thing 

me when I try to convince myself 
 
 

I'm already so freaking tired cause I barely slept last night (stayed up listening to Courtney Love's Women on BBC6 which is very good and complimentary about Lana) and worked all day and will work all day tomorrow. That said I'm not missing this for the world.

me every time I opened that
 
ANYWAYS so excited <3

get hypeD 
 

when lana comes out and it starts with
 
"WALKING IS AN ART, FLACCID IS MY BAWDY"

gross. I've met him irl and he's just a regular old dude who likes deep sea fishing and apparently 7-Eleven

gross. I've met him irl and he's just a regular old dude who likes deep sea fishing and apparently 7-Eleven

not someone saying they want rob inside them STOP

not someone in the chat pretending to be chuck and calling someone a “y*ast infection” 

I'm already so freaking tired cause I barely slept last night (stayed up listening to Courtney Love's Women on BBC6 which is very good and complimentary about Lana) and worked all day and will work all day tomorrow. That said I'm not missing this for the world.

I'm already so freaking tired cause I barely slept last night (stayed up listening to Courtney Love's Women on BBC6 which is very good and complimentary about Lana) and worked all day and will work all day tomorrow. That said I'm not missing this for the world.