Liz Taylor Blues

next good review is coming from trump's new social media 

theres ur answer. wwafawdwg isnt a mature record nor does it try to be.

I want him to produce ldr9

only if elle and the mods don't mind if we shitpost and gifgate  

but she should receive some backlash for it. 
None of the parents are going like "OMAGAAA THIS BLONDE GREEN ALIEN IS SPOILING OUR KIDS".
 
but alot of them, including certain female alt singers jumped on the hate LDR train when she debuted with BTD

Depends on how bad the reviews are. If they trigger her, it will continue. If they don't, I can see her pushing forward. 

Isn't it wild how much time we all spend together, like I feel like I know some of you so well even though I don't at all 
 
This pre-release has been so fun, I truly love this place. If any of my besties are ever in town, just hit me up. 

Yes!!! I love her whisper vocals on
 especially when she whispers
 

Lmao same, that article remains the height of absurdity 

Agreed. Tumblr warriors have migrated accross all social medias and sometimes they really don’t hit the mark when they try to be woke. Like that Harper bazzar article about gentrification of Brooklyn like what? Still has me scratching my head 

I don't think they're referring to Lana's "wokeness" but society's wokeness as the reason why she gets so much abuse.
 
 
Ya I agree, that's how I took it. Obviously general "wokeness" is a good thing and super important for the world to be more inclusive and good for everyone, but there's a line that's often crossed by many, and it becomes just an excuse to attack others.

maybe it depends on the kind of "wokeness", maybe it's not the kind of "wokeness" which is geniunely wanting the world to be a more inclusive & better place for everybody, but the kind of wokeness who gets offended over the way lana buttons her flannel or criticizing her for not talking about the gentrification of brooklyn in "brookyn baby", a song about brooklyn hipsters
 
if that's what they meant by "wokeness neurosis"

The funniest thing is that Lana's "wokeness" has always been half-baked, even on this album. I'm not shading her - I actually love that she owns her ~problematic~ qualities. The "BLM" line eventually gets eaten up by the "masks off!" vibe of Violets for Roses. So to critique her on "wokeness" in any way would be very weird. Although I'm not surprised reviewers would get lazy and resort to that, since Text Book is Track 1.

Idk how I feel about a German reviewer calling wokeness neurosis  

i'm still thinking about the very unprofessional review we discussed earlier and i just want to say, why do people think lana's vocals are "whisper" vocals? she literally doesn't have a whispering vocal style... even in her earlier albums, she used a variety of different ranges & singing styles, and i wouldn't consider any of it a "whisper", i feel like they say this because they haven't actually listened to any of her work and they just base it off of a select few songs, like video games (which isn't whisper-y, it's just very calm & low), they say it to dismiss her as a genuine artist & talented singer who can pull off a lot of ranges & styles, billie eilish is whisper-y, yet she hardly gets criticized for her whisper singing style! 

Jenny
JUMPED
into the
POOL!

Or “ lana come to BRAZIL” like she isnt always there

who thinks we should ignore bad reviews and talk about positive reviews instead. i for sure agree 

So it’s really coming tomorrow already? 
 
Setting my expectations very low considering I didn’t really care for any of the pre-release singles, but I’m excited anyways.

or the one that's like lana isn't just a human she's the reason i breathe lol 

Lana’s voice is so powerful and complex and to reduce it to merely a “whisper” is so ………. Incredibly ridiculous and couldn’t be further from the truth. Like open your fucking ears. 
 
people really say things just to say things 

lmfao not me I can't take this anymore  

who's ready for "my girlfriend's back, and she's cooler than ever" on every comment section on every blue banisters uploads tonight?  

So who wants cedric gervais to remix bb

I‘m waiting for someone to mention Boom Like That as an exclusive track