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Chucks iPhone-the witch under the house

lana del rey - dorothy
blake, bryon, tom - scarecrow, cowardly lion, tin man
charlie - the wizard of oz
chuck - glinda (the good witch)
spooky (chuck's dog) - toto
ben mawson - the wicked witch of the west
ed millet - the grumpy tree
 

Grace Kelly, Kim Novak, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Elizabeth Taylor, Jackie Onassis, all the famous models of the period like Suzy Parker and Dorian Leigh, international figures like Brigitte Bardot and Sophia Loren--we're still seduced and drawn in by them today.  I don't think she was automatically aware of the "faults" of the era; that was something she had to learn by educating herself. Few, if any, can see right through an entire complex era full of artifice and enormous success 'just like that.' 

Based on recent information she’s given us and what other stores are saying*: 

- I think LMLYLAW is coming in the next 2 weeks
 
- I think she’ll have the pre-order/ post the cover/tracklist/album trailer in 3 weeks with the title track as a promotional single 
 
- I think we’ll have a few magazine covers with interviews scattered about over the next month 
 
- the music video for the title track will come out second week of October 
 
- album drops third or fourth week of October 
 
She made it seem like both LMLYLAW and the COTCC video will be out before the album. 
 
The album probably started being mastered in mid-July and 3 months from then would be mid-October, which is when the album will probably come out. I think she wanted to have all the formats be available at the same time if she could for a more traditional release; with LFL she added songs right before her deadline and that’s why she had a delayed vinyl release, but she hasn’t really started any promotion with this record yet so she could afford to just wait a month so everything would be ready at once.
 
*Holding onto this ONLY once September 5th passes and when we don’t get the album, until then, #TeamDelusional 

Ok y’all. I don’t know if this has been said yet, but here’s my theory re: the alboom:
 
I think Lana is, at least partially, going to make a political statement with this album. Specifically, I think the title “Chemtrails Over the Country Club” is a jab at the political right - specifically, middle-to-upper-class, predominantly white and wealthy Trump supporters. From the beginning of Trump’s presidency, his most ardent supporters have been proponents of a wide variety of conspiracy theories - the Obama birther theory, the “Deep State”, the Clintons having a body count, just to name a few. And, most recently, the conspiracy theory that COVID is fake, over-exaggerated, or a government hoax to achieve totalitarianism. 
 
Furthermore, country clubs are generally associated with the white and wealthy - in the same general category as yachts, white picket fences, huge houses, etc. It’s a rich white people thing, and plenty of rich white people are right-leaning or Trump-supporting. I think this might be the idea Lana’s getting at - chemtrails over the country club. Conspiracy theories enrapturing the white and wealthy, drifting over the country club where they lounge. Entertained at the expense of other, very real political and social issues. Used to avoid addressing those very real issues, perhaps. 
 
Idk, I might be reading too far into it, and I don’t know if Lana would make a political statement like this. I know she’s been vocally anti-Trump in the past. This was just what I thought of when I heard the title. 
 
(I’m not looking for a political argument, or to argue about the veracity of certain conspiracy theories. I don’t mean to disrespect or offend anyone. Just wanted to share my two cents)
 
EDIT: oh fuck this is a novel of a post. sorrryyyyyyy

To Born Die 
 
 
Jk, it's To Be Determined

Its not the depression that made BTD iconic. Its how dedicated she was to the aesthetic and grandiosity. BTD title track video was glamorous and was a metaphor of a dying relationship as told through her literal death. NFR title track video was recorded with an iphone vintage filter and was her sitting around her house singing 

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

I don’t know how to upload an image but I DMed Qobuzusa on insta and they just told me they have 9/5 as the release date. I asked how they got the info and they said it came from UMG. I’ll copy and paste their message below!
 
“We got 9/5 from UMG, but big releases have been shifting ever since the pandemic. I would say that the album is still TBD with no secured release date.”

THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
THE COCC MV WILL NOT HAVE A GRAINY FILTER SLAPPED OVER IT
 
 
yall manifest with me...

This is literally the exact what I’m thinking! Every piece of info we get seems to make this theme more and more believable too. I’m loving that slowly we’re all jumping on the Wizard of Oz theory (because it’s right lol)

2 days to go

Lana Del Rey: The Wizard Of Oz Edition confirmed

I don't know if this has been said before, but I feel like there is some Wizard of Oz aesthetics going on. While Lana isn't exactly dressed like Dorothy in the movie, I feel like Wizard of Oz & Chemtrails Over the Country Club share that 'chaotic' concept. Lana is also shooting on a farm (Dorothy lives in Kansas). Tornadoes are frequent, and perhaps this is where the Chemtrails concept comes into play (weather modification)
 

another announcement at noon LA time, BOOKMARK ME ON IT NOW
 
if I'm wrong yall can bully me

Yeah, like that time when she filmed a MV for BAR but the song was latter cut from the album and the video was reused for White Mustang 

Poor Lana. Whenever she talks to someone at  Interscope someone else in the room mouths, "I'm not here".

then she should just have them pay for the videos... and leak everything