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CANDY NECKLACE GLITCH POP VERSION
 
 

I get triggered everytime she says Rosemead on A&W now 

a russian bot must have made this list

i can sense lana doing absolutely nothing tomorrow 

fantano giving the album 8/10 i'm calling it

fantano giving the album 8/10 i'm calling it

fantano giving the album 8/10 i'm calling it

fantano giving the album 8/10 i'm calling it

Why do we always have to call women we don’t like hags, it’s so gross to me

a russian bot must have made this list

a russian bot must have made this list

a russian bot must have made this list

a russian bot must have made this list

a russian bot must have made this list

a russian bot must have made this list

she's running from the cops right now but at least she has the album

ROSEMEAD
1. A&W
2. Let The Light In
3. The Grants
4. Taco Truck x VB
5. Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing
6. Fishtail
7. Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd
8. Kintsugi
9. Candy Necklace
10. Sweet
11. Margaret
12. Peppers
13. Paris, Texas
14. Fingertips
(15. & 16. Judah Smith and Jon Batiste Interludes)
Not a fan of the interludes, Fingertips, Paris, Texas, Peppers, and Margaret, but praised the rest of the tracks and literally said that Kintsugi and Candy Necklace being in the middle of his ranking order doesn't mean anything at all, because he adores both songs and we have nothing to worry about in terms of their quality. He also really likes Sweet which he called "cute next to gorgeous". 
 
FLORIDAKILOS
1. Fishtail
2. Taco Truck x VB
3. A&W
4. Fingertips
5. Paris, Texas
Not a fan of the interludes and Margaret (because of Jack's voice, lmao).
 
BRIGHTSUN
1. Kintsugi
2. Let The Light In
3. Margaret
4. Taco Truck x VB
They consider this to be Lana's best album. Not a fan of Paris, Texas!
 
KINTSUGI (no official ranking)
1. Kintsugi (duh)
+ highlighted A&W, called Candy Necklace massive, thought Margaret is actually great, called Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing excellent, praised Let The Light In and Taco Truck x VB's outro ("one for the books"), and generally raved about the tracks 8-16 sequence. The only tracks that he didn't like are the two interludes. 
 
BOZ (no official ranking; an ATRL member tried to guess/predict BOZ's ranking order, and BOZ said that it's pretty close)
1. Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he's deep-sea fishing
2. A&W 
Also praised The Grants, Let The Light In, Paris, Texas, and Fingertips. He really likes the Jon Batiste Interlude and has kinda warmed up to the Judah Smith Interlude (which he called eerie and psychotic). He also said that Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd is possibly a top 5 track on his ranking order. Not a fan of Margaret (he called the song "cute", but he doesn't like Jack's voice at all in general) and Kintsugi (he praised the lyrics, but found the track way too slow for his liking). 
 
 
 
The rankings are all over the map, and this is the sign of a great album! I love the fact that Margaret is at the bottom of BOZ's ranking (and Rosemead doesn't like it either), while Kintsugi said that it's great and it's also made Brightsun's top 3. Ditto Paris, Texas (very high on BOZ and Floridakilos' ranking, very low on Rosemead and Brightsun's ranking) and even Kintsugi (#1 (!!!!) song for both Kintsugi and Brightsun, near the bottom of the ranking order for BOZ) and Fingertips (Rosemead's least liked song, while praised by BOZ and floridakilos). It really looks like there's something for everyone. The only tracks that haven't appeared on top 5s etc. seem to be Peppers, Sweet and the two interludes. I haven't listened to any of the leaks/snippets, but I adore all of your wildly diverse reactions to the tracks so far. I am so excited about the new album! 
 
And based on floridakilos' tea regarding the fact that most insiders/leakers don't have Candy Necklace, this is definitely Black Bathing Suit redux (last-minute addition to the tracklist + similar spot on the tracklist (track 6 v. track 5! right after an interlude!) + similar length (5:14 v. 5:18)! lol).
 

I have therapy in ten minutes and I’m going to make him go over this thread with me in excruciating detail

That sounds like an everyone else problem, I've never had the quality of a Lana record decline because of leaks. If you get bored of music that quickly, idk what to tell you because 95% of Lana's music is timeless 

it's blue banisters welp

it's probably just gonna be ME! 16 times