Trinity

this is my absolutely favourite
i always text my friend on a friday morning after sexy times
"I just rideeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! the dick"
 
this is so great hahahabshfbnjga

you're 5. don't read her twitter 

She really does look gorgeous tonight. 
Proud of her. I was scared after some of her previous public appearances but she really nailed it tonight (although I'm sick of that hairstyle already -- it really does frame her face well)!

What you do to me is indescribable,

Got me sparkling just like an emerald.

Set my soul on fire, make me wild,

Like the deep blue sea,

 

No other boy ever made me feel beautiful,

When I'm in your arms, feels like I have it all,

Is it your tattoos or golden grill,

That makes me feel this way?

 

Got me spinning like a ballerina,

Feelin' gangsta everytime I see ya',

You're the king and, baby,

I'm the queen of disaster, disaster.

 

You got me spinning like a ballerina,

You the bad boy that I always dreamed of,

You're the king and, baby,

I'm the queen of disaster, disaster.

 

Got mascara thick, I get emotional

You know I was more than just a party girl.

Isn't hard to see what's goin' on,

I'm so far gone, (mm, so far gone!)

 

When I saw your face it was incredible,

Painted on my soul, it was indelible.

('Cause you're the one) We'll celebrate,

Our twisted fate, we're the broken ones,

 

Got me spinning like a ballerina,

Feelin' gangsta everytime I see ya',

You're the king and, baby,

I'm the queen of disaster, disaster.

 

You got me spinning like a ballerina,

You the bad boy that I always dreamed of,

You're the king and, baby,

I'm the queen of disaster, disaster.

 

Ladies and gentlemen,

For the very first time!

 

You got me spinning like a ballerina,

Feelin' gangsta everytime I see ya',

You're the king and, baby,

I'm the queen of disaster, disaster.

 

You got me spinning like a ballerina,

You the bad boy that I always dreamed of,

You're the king and I'm the,

Beauty queen of disaster, disaster.

~Ride~
I feel your dick inside of me
I cum fast
Fuck me with all your might
Your dick's so hard that I might explode
But I, I like it really tight
 
So I just ride (your dick)
XXX LDR

~Ride~
I feel your dick inside of me
I cum fast
Fuck me with all your might
Your dick's so hard that I might explode
But I, I like it really tight
 
So I just ride (your dick)
XXX LDR

Someone post this in the Lana's Ass Appreciate thread ASAP.

I don't even drink and I really want to make these.

oh mai, what hav i just read

so pretty ... SO PRETTY 
 

 
all the women standing so far ... TIWMUG  
 
 vs
 
2012 vs 2013 ... 2012 still better, but that was probably her best ever. at least she knows how to dress properly for cannes, and not wear like fucking smocks from the geriatric section at chanel lol

Her and Barrie 

Hmm, another shallow song about alcohol. I think American radio has enough of those, haha. I don't think I'll be a fan of her.

You can tell by the swagger and the lips.
I think that she should. They look really good on her and like someone else said, they're iconic. They're her 'thing'. But also at the same time, I kinda feel like that era of Lana is over, but no matter what she decides to do, I'd still bang her.

Ata requested cover art, and I happily obliged.
 

Also in TIWMUG, it says "high heels in her hand". I always thought it said "flyers in her hand" and had this image of a drunk girl passing out flyers for something on the side of the road while Lana just leans against a chain link fence and smokes a cigarette..
It's a beautiful image, I tell you. It really is.   

Just saw this on my Twitter feed. This girl thought that in TIWMUG, she says:

"Stealing bully scarves with the senior guys"

instead of

"Stealing police cars with the senior guys" 

Just thought of another "National Anthem" lyric I used to mishear.

"Take me to the Hamptons, pick out your favorite rock," instead of "Take me to the Hamptons, Bugatti Veyron."
 
Which, as a Long Islander, it seemed to work out for me, since I was thinking of a beach out in the Hamptons with rocks to sit on, or maybe the love interest was telling her to pick out her favorite ring at a jeweler...wuteva wuteva i hear wut i wahn

RIDING HIS WHITE PONY NAMED KEVIN.
WAIT, MAYBE KEVIN IS K. OMG.

I love when this kind of stuff happens, and I have nothing to do with it. I'm here chilling...
 
We are going to get it tho, I hope it's good tho

My signature <3

As a wise man once said:
 

We Rot in my pants.
 
My pants are sounding like a hideous place to be in this thread tbh.

Can I pick Without You? I've never understood why Without You was a bonus track tbh. It could've had a really cinematic and glamourous video imo. The melody is beautiful and the core message of the song is accessible and easy to connect to. 

I know Serial Killer's unreleased but SERIAL KILLER

Every time I see this Yayo hate I just sigh and shake my head. Then I remember that Lana likes what she's done to it just as much as I do and I feel better.