Velvet Elvis

Thank you Truly horrible songs

i think paris + puppy love/marilyn Monroe are so cringey

I often facepalm at Lana's lyrics (but I have some tattooed on me as well...) LOL.
 
I fucking hate every reference to "your golden grill."  I also think the lyrics to "Stoplite Delite" are dumb, especially:
 
"Fly body, dope in the face."
 
I thought the song was really cute and catchy till I caught myself singing that godawful line.

Baby, say goodnight
Text me when you get home safely
Like you always did when we was first dating
 
I'll cook you breakfast
Coffee on your desk, yes
I might burn your toast, but baby
I'm still the bestest
 
All that grace, all that body
All that face makes me wanna party

Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother
Jesus is my bestest friend
 
He used to call me DN
that stood for Deadly Nightshade
 
With your big eyes
and your big lies
 
I'm living like Jim Morrison
 
My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola
 
 
And anybody  in this thread who was going after Flipside or ITH is a mess and half. Easily, in the upper half of her best ever recorded songs. 

"Make me uncrazy like you did."
 
Lana, please.

I'm pretty sure that when writing soundtrack pieces she needs to relate the song to the actual film, you know, and it's actually quite suiting.
 
Other than that, I love the song "Backfire" but the but when she says "ain't no way to live, let me show you how" always made me feel uncomfortable ._. Kinda creepy, eh Officer?
 
Also you can't exactly slate her chorus' for following the same repetition pattern. It's only for emphasis, and a lot of the imagery is quite pretty.

You smell like a million roses bathed in rock and roll 
 
     

Even though "Guns And Roses" is one of my favorite Ultraviolence songs, the "you got game boy" line is pretty embarassing.

All lyrics from Young & Beautiful

Sad Girl is terrible when written down but it works in the atmosphere of the song so w/e
 
Big Eyes is truly one of her lowest points with all the a/a/a/a rhyme schemes and the whole "I saw you got hard in summer/Your face was somber/Your shirt was cotton/You had no comfort" stuff. I Can Fly is no better with all the summer references too.

Dark Paradise -
 
Your soul is haunting me and telling me/That everything is fine/But I wish I was dead (Dead Like You) .    
 
Sad Girl -
 
I'm a sad girl/I'm a sad girl/I'm a sad girl/I'm a sad girl/ I'm a bad girl/I'm a bad girl 
 
Being a bad bitch on the side/Might not appeal to fools like you   

Don't fuck with me
Don't fuck with me
You're not a gangsta
Don't fuck with me
 
Yes, yes, yes (repeated)
You're not a gangsta
Fuck!

Of released songs
 
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights

I got that summertime, summertime sadness
S-s-summertime, summertime sadness
Got that summertime, summertime sadness
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Kiss me in the d-a-r-k dark tonigh
D-a-r-k do it my way
Kiss me in the p-a-r-k park tonight
P-a-r-k let them all say
I want my cake and I want to eat it too
I want to have fun and be in love with you
I know that I'm a mess with my long hair and my sun tan, short dress, bare feet
I don't care what they say about me, what they say about me
Because I know that it's L.O.V.E.
You make me happy, you make me happy
And I never listen to anyone
Let them all say
Hey, Lolita, hey
Hey, Lolita, hey
 
Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother
Jesus is my bestest friend.
 
(Yes, I'm a film buff and I know it's supposed to be surrealist and cinematic...but it doesn't work)

You were like so sick, everybody said it
You were way ahead of the trend, g-get it
 
Elvis is the best, hell yes
 
My pussy taste like Pepsi-Cola
 
Don't treat me rough
Treat me really niceys
 
He drives a Chevy Malibu (I don't mind it...and it's supposed to be playful, but it doesn't work in such a serious song)
 
I'm a dragon, you're a whore
Don't even know what you're good for
Mimicking me is a fucking bore
To me
 
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, (roses), roses, (roses)
Roses, roses, roses.
 
Yayo, yayo, yayo,
All the Floridians say,
Yayo, yayo, yayo,
All the Colombians say,
Yayo, yayo, yayo,
And all my girlfriends,
Yayo, yayo, yayo,
That's how we do it like.
 

"With your big eyes and your big lies" ????? really
 
"Throw me in the sky like a pizza pie" and "favourite sweater" lyric always stressed me out

"Crying tears of gold like lemonade"

everybody knows that i'm a good girl officer~~~
 
makes me cringe and laugh tbh

I love her hair! It symbolizes how this era fell short of my expectations. Jk but she looks lovely 

I am my mother's child I love you till my breathing stops
 

 
No
 
Lol I don't always mind people singing along but its the worst on quiet piano songs when the artist wants to pull out some ad-libs, lengthen lines, and you just hear Jeremy going the hell off behind you, a jumbled ass mess coming in at the wrong time and sounding 100x worse than during any other song

Well you can't go to a concert expecting everybody to stay quiet or expecting that they remain in silence. I don't think this is such a bad thing to do. I also don't like people who screams and stuff but I don't think singing ruins the concert at all

This is stupid, I think that if it's beautiful to sing along to a song when you're in the car or at home, it must be even better to sing it with the fucking singer. Also it pleases the artists when they see everyone singing their song, i think it's a cute way of letting them know that we love and appreciate their art. Some of them even ask for the crowd to sing for them in some parts it's just stupid saying that everybody shouldnt sing at a concert. Screaming stupid stuff it's lame but singing along its not.

Lana is like : Bitch don't touch my new cheeks

stop stop please stop. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah                                 

Preeeetty sure she says Im lying in my party dress.