Ivory Cricket

Cop influencer is the long way of saying propagandist 

"Stealing police cars with the senior guys"

Finally a boyfriend with a great job. Love it

Yes there are... there are good people and bad people everywhere. Do people really think a country can function without authority? 

The Bartender choreo is so terribly distracting... It would be so much better if they just sat that one out.
That was probably one of the best highlights of this show. The fact that the audience was dead silent just bad it that more fabulous.

That last comment is meant as a joke... Right..?

i've voted for her about a 100 times so far, hope she wins, she deserves it

An F1 race? She better sing burning desire

And “you fucked me so good that I almost said I love you” lmao

Is this confirmed? The girl is gonna get arrested the moment she sings "let me fuck you hard in the pouring rain"

Lana Del Rey will be performing live in Abu dhabi this November as part of F1 after race concert.

I just listened to her cover... oh wooowwww, she hasn’t sounded that good live for what, years??

@mer8

Because they are trying to dance to songs that aren't meant to be danced to. If you look at some of their videos on instagram, you can see they are actually good. 

i'd like to apply to replace b*ron

The dancers aren't going anywhere, for better or worse. 
 
I do wish there'd be some attempt to coordinate their outfits with Lana's, though. I don't necessarily mean that they should wear long floral dresses if sis wears one, but there should be some sort of uniformity. The fact that their outfits are so different just makes them seem more out of place, imo. 

The little choreography they have for Bartender is so freaking embarrassing. 
 
They are wasting their dancing talent on Lana's shows. They should be dancing for the likes of Madonna or JLo, not Lana. What do they care anyway, their getting paid to dance to songs that aren't meant to be danced to. 

That sucks. You didn't say anything wrong but the truth. He probably blocked other people too because other comments are gone. 

Get rid of the fucking dancers, bring back the strings and some real backup singers. Jesus Christ! If she can pay $100,000 for a private plane trip to her shows, she can afford some damn string players and backup singers! Then to add a Joni M. song instead of a NFR song into the set list is stupid. Hello - CALIFORNIA! CINNAMON! Come on now. Unless Lana was planning on being on stage for a full 2 hours, there's no reason to add another cover song on her set list. 
 
I adore the woman but she frustrates me. 
 

Honestly, Lana's choreo doesn't match her music at all and I wish she never added it. I miss when her shows were just her singing audibly with no backing track and doing her few moves here and there (like when she used to drop it while singing Body Electric, but it looked natural and not forced).

Let me start this ramble by saying I have nothing against Alex and Ashley personally. I follow both of them on IG. They’re both successful, talented, strong women and I love that Lana has friends like them in her life.
 
Since they’re not going away anytime soon, I just wish they added more to the show as a whole. To me, they’re more of a distraction rather than an enhancement. And maybe that’s a part of why they help Lana’s nerves while performing...they distract from her
 
Example: I recently saw MARINA live. She has 4 backup dancers. I was initially skeptical of that many dancers, thinking it would be way too much going on, but I was pleasantly surprised how much I loved them! Their dancing and stage presence helped elevate and translate the music and lyrics, while never distracting from Marina and always letting her remain the focus.
 
There were times at my Lana show last year where I couldn’t even see her because Alex or Ashley were standing in front of her. Some of their dances are cute and fit the music (OTTR, Serial Killer), but in my opinion, a lot of their choreography feels disconnected from the music. A majority of Lana’s songs have a vulnerability to them, so to have two confident-looking women wearing less than the singer drop it low to “I fall to pieces when I’m with you” or writhing on the floor to a song like PWIC feels off. (Sry to sound like a grandma.) They’re professional dancers...surely they can portray themselves and choreograph dances that don’t feel so disconnected to the music they’re translating.
 
Anyways, I’m wasting my breath, because we all know as long as Lana likes it (which she obvs does), nothing will change. Just my two cents to whoever from Lana’s crew is perusing these threads.

private jets are so bad for the earth

Her hair was everything. The color, the length, the style...just gorgeous. Her makeup too. 

Right? Total waste of money at this point.
 
Yeah, she's in the Win Edwards clan, the stans that buy VIP packages for the whole tour, get front and center each time and get in the way of other fans so they can have their millionth selfie with Lana. Creeeeeps.

Endless Summer tour setlist stays winning

also fun facts...
UV tour: 5 UV songs
LFL tour: 7 LFL songs