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I haven't done a black magic spell in like 5 years, but I'm willing to do one if that means Norman Fkn Rockwell would be released...

I haven't done a black magic spell in like 5 years, but I'm willing to do one if that means Norman Fkn Rockwell would be released...

I haven't done a black magic spell in like 5 years, but I'm willing to do one if that means Norman Fkn Rockwell would be released...

what the fuck did you just fucking say to me you little rat? you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the YosemiSeals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Lana's harddrive, and I have over 300 confirmed kills and over 10,000 confirmed spells. I am trained in gorilla warfare and illegal skinning tactics and I’m the top surveyor and cultist in the entire global armed forces of Yosemite. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies and cultists across the universe and your IP and digital membrane and time-coiled legacy is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life and afterlives. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands and twenty three tendrils. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Yosemite Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the perceivable plane of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

actually sweetie her best song is from 2016 and remains unbothered and pristine so bug off muah

I can't believe we're really 6 hours away from March 29th and we have 0 news besides a tweet off her missdaytona twitter telling us it ain't coming lol

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

that pitchfork critic saying BTD is equivalent to a faked orgasm 

anywho BTD is equivalent to a REAL orgasm and so will be Norman Leaked Rockwell

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

wow can't believe lana was the original soundclout rapper

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

Can she just release however many albums she has left in her contract and then go independent. At least she would be able to actually release her music the way she wants to. It seems to be working for Iggy sooo..

this has to be interscopes doing period! i saw on this thread that they held UV for 6 weeks and we all know the problem she had w/ releasing it how she wanted. this is obviously happening again thats why she has no idea when they are gonna get let her release it. seriously fuck them. i dont think lana is doing this clownery all on her own. 

Because we aren’t getting the album in 2 months....

I'd LOVE an album with songs like She's Not Me
SNM is a BOP

So, now we’re going to have to wait until this entire Eyelash era is over for NFR’s to begin again.

Only a straitjacket can force me to stop checking this theard once per 10 minutes 

I disagree. A lot of Born to Die and Paradise is baroque pop/alt-pop as Peroxide said. Her 2009-2011 unreleased stuff also proves she is or at least was at one point perfectly capable of writing good pop music. Dynamite, Live or Die, Queen of Disaster, Break My Fall, Stoplight De-lite, Prom Song, Afraid, Because of You... I could go on. Lana is more than capable of writing and delivering great pop music. I’d love to hear more stuff in that vein though admittedly it would be different from the sounds she’s established for herselfAlso: Reported. Thank you.
 
Also since Lana has remained completely silent about anything album related today I’m officially team #LeakNFR

I'd really love to listen to full version of metamphetamines one day... Not gonna happen tho... But a guy can dream

I would love an album.

her best song, her magnum opus, the pinnacle of her achievements...that's a hill i'll die on btw. i am HERE for this concept