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And I will never sing again,
You won’t work another day
I will never sing again,
With just one wave, it goes away
 
It will be our…
Swamp Song… 

So my redneck wedding pictures from yesterday weren’t too far off LMAOOO also I’m not sure if anyone said this already but I was kinda gagged at how the venue tour was Airboat Tours By Arthur this is so Lana SKSKDNDJFB  
 

 
The pictures are also sending me when I zoom in like why is there a canoe on a table 😭😭😭 and why is this plate floating 😭

 
Anyway this is crazy I’m still processing this turnaround time between finding out about the engagement and now the wedding but I ultimately want her to be happy so I hope she finds that here 

Wait... is this their newlyweds "car"

Told my 6-year-old sister Lana got married and she lost her minddd. She was so excited and proceeded to tell everyone in the house "Lana had her white dress on tonight" She said she looked like a princess

Elizabeth Woolridge Grant Dufrene

So happy for her the pic with her siblings made me lowkey emotional. The best looking 280p bride ever
 
Need to know which song was the first Dance. I just KNOWWW that playlist was playing Jimmy Buffett, Beach Boys & Harry Nilsson all night.

Gramma said that "somewhere out there, there's a good man waiting for me"

"see you later alligator" - she knew +++

I think so because it's more alligator-ish than "Lana" or "Elizabeth"
Lizzy > Lizard > Alligators

the way this forum is genuinely incapable of NOT talking about unreleased songs in any ocassion needs to be studied, i fear strangelove had made some points with the unreleased syndrome, when is the harvard study happening
 
 

blond hair was for this 

He probably doesn't even know how many albums she has, how many platinum singles and big-budget music videos. This was clearly her criterion in relation to him  

Again, this guy must have the biggest 
in the world. Because I don't see the attraction.
 
That said, I'm happy for her, as long as she's happy. And it fits with the southern gothic so well.
 
Let's just hope it also doesn't mean the album will come out 2 years from now because she's dickmatized

I hate that shes married to a trump supporter, but I fear her getting married in a swamp to an alligator tour guide at the peak of her career is kinda too iconic of a pop culture moment for me to be mad at her…

It would depend on what Tessa DiPietro advised

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AI. AND WHEN I WAKE UP TOMORROW EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL. 

Wait how do I book one of his airboat tours 

I do love though that she said we were getting Lasso in September and instead was like, nah I met somebody, gonna get married in September instead 

This wedding must have been rushed. I don’t even think Nikki Lane was there. 

Every Lana song leads to this moment I guess…

I WONDER WHAT HER EX'S are thinking HA

I wonder if they used the Fine China

Someone check up on dat1guitarguy…

didn't expect this at all tbh 
hope she is happy , she looked so pretty with that dress and bow 

as it is i already have not been paying attention to lana for months now, have barely been on lanaboards, and the one day i’m active on here all of this happens…overstimulated is an understatement 😭 it doesn’t feel real