Blue Velvet Crowbar

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To the lipsters attending Friday's performance. Let's rehearse the questions that should b asked. Let's the game plan going:

Do:
- Ask about the record. We've waited all thread for this, what's a sentence more.
- Ask about the S Klein shoot.
- Record the performance of MAC and VB, those'll b heavenly, but we'll need evidence but ofc. *bonus points for a livestream
- Act accordingly, we get that it'll b exciting, but odds are, when u think about it, the crowds can scream for u so u might as well save ur voice for when u get to ask questions about the record, like how horrible would it be if ur voice was hoarse bc u scream sang songs from BtD?
- Ask for an encore/ flirt with the band/ get selfies w the kween (those are always pretty amazing, u could ask her about the record should she choose to take em selfies).
- Have receipts for everythinnnnng, what's reality w/o receipts?


Don't:
- Scream sing into the camera at least. We're a family now here so don't give anyone the chance of ridiculing u for an impulse that'll b recorded forever. 
- Harass anyone or block anyone's view if u can (also bad for the camera oop) 
- Insert proper festival etiquette and street smarts here*

This concludes our meeting, if u feel like you've missed anything, the peeps on this forum will b discussing these points before the show in diff tones and vernacular. But the messages'll come across deffo in flavors of either, regret, disdain, and definite frustration.

Have fun vintage kids, we're counting on u



This concludes our PSA, ty

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Imagine just a fat picture of her head spanning across the album cover. That's it. Periodt.
 
Or like honestly just a picture of her doing normal things
 
 
I love humble

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

Happiness is the damn album

We had five minutes of celebrating Steven Klein and then it went swiftly back to unstanning, dragging Lana, and suicide pacts

lana remembering NFR:

At this point I think you guys are a little masochist still posting on this thread every day and stuff 

And then people say Lana will be a good mother even though she treats her album children like garbage lmao I feel bad for Patchouli Ventura Del Rey

I heard Lana is personally burning each copy of NFR onto blank cds that she bought at her local Walgreens and is drawing the cd art herself. She is also going to be delivering a couple copies to her local mom and pops shops, that’s why it’s taking her a while to release the album. So we have to be patient.

this chick doing more promo than Lana herself
 

A soft poem would have fitted nicely into Lust For Life.
 
Wow wigg

I honestly love 'Burnt Norton - interlude'
It's a masterpiece, and a great poem by T. S. Eliot.
And Lana reading it gave me a breathe of life.