DeluluKing

You said he deserves it a few posts ago lmfao? "Getting people's hopes up" isn't a valid reason to go ballistic on a hairdresser. Why the hell would they be announcing things through her hairdresser? This whole thing was completely delusional from the start. I'm very, very critical of the way lana, her team, and people who associate with her treat her fans. Particularly the way B&E encourage parasocial relationships and then are useless when alerted to stalkers and actually dangerous people but have a lot of time to talk about her beautiful soul to angry children in their comments. But looking at things like this and people like you who don't see what's wrong with how fans are reacting makes me thing yeah, I also wouldn't give a shit about fans this shitty. I'd be taking my money and cutting them high and dry too. 

omg his last liked tweet wtf im dying  

hallucinations from a lack of a good COCC.

What do you mean lol his Twitter is @robgrantdotcom it’s his latest post and there’s only 6 comments at the moment so it won’t be hard to find 
(unless you thought I meant Instagram, then I see your confusion, I should've specified I guess lol) 

Remember: it’s not Lana who hates us gays, it’s god. 

Okay, twelvie

I’m on mobile and don’t know how to add screenshots on here... but on the topic of threatening fans. Her dad posted something about being in a Forrest and someone said “now shhhh and listen Rob, tell lana to release sum about COCC or you won’t be walking in the forest again ;)”
 
like that’s fucking sick.... why in the world would someone write that to her dad that’s so disturbing and sad

Amazing... I wish the real one was that good 

i just remembered when i commented on bens post that hes a bad manager and he dragged me so bad, you had to scroll down few times to read the whole comment. That was funny. 

it leaked on dbree

Lana Jack and Sheridan reading today's hate comments. 

Wow Did you see the comments under sheridan's post? What a cancellation... I don't belong to this fanbase I just like COCC's...    
I LOVE these comments - iconic... I mean cringe but iconic but cringe but iconic... 

The answer is to not trust a fucking hairdresser for news about an album, not act like complete psychos when a random countdown doesn't turn out to be what some randoms online guessed it could be lmfao. 

Yeah no you need to go sort yourself out

why are we acting like he doesnt know shit about her releases... they are together for hours on sets... obviously he is informed

BEAUTIFUL

Did you read the insta comments? Some of them want him to die 

why do you find this funny? It’s not a laughing matter at all

people are actually losing their damn minds over this
 
first of all the day isn't over, he did not only tag cocc he put lana related tags we chose to make it about the album, he could've been confused (maybe thinking the album is coming out this week instead of next) and lastly he is not her manager
 

This is amazing! Probably going to be better then the real cover!

Oh yes spamming harassment is so iconic. 
 
Go fuck yourself 2.0

Knew it wasn’t true but guess who checked 

Both Ben and Ed literally reply to ig comments all the time lol. One of them called lanaboards users fake fans in an ig reply. There's zero need to try and come for users on here who share what they get. This is half of why there's such a culture of secrecy in this (and other) fandoms - you share what you get from flaky but reputible sources, the info they give falls through, you get called a "fake bih" by some rando on a forum who thinks they're hot shit and types like it's 2008. 
 
 
Anyway the whole hairdresser thing feels like another case of the people around Lana fucking with her very volatile fandom. I really wish she'd get some people around her who'd tell her that no, toying and teasing and treating her fans like shit isn't a good thing to do. Remember when her band flipped on people who paid out the ass for NFR concert tickets only to hear the decade old BTD playlist sung half-heartedly? Yeah. 
 
I get that messiness is part of her charm or whatever but there's a reason people laughed at her "question to the culture" letter - it made it sound like she thinks she's on the level of the artists she mentioned, and she never will be when her roll-out style and general communication is such a mess. I lowkey hope the album flops and this is a sign to her and her team that this half-assed poorly communicated shit doesn't fly if they still want to make bank. But my hopes aren't high lol. 

OMG!!!!! GUYS WE WON!!!!! LOOK AT LANA'S INSTA SHE POSTED AN ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! FINALLY OMG THE COVER IS EPIC AND YOSEMITE IS ON TRACKLIST!!!!
https://www.instagram.com/lanadelrey/