sodaserialkiller

The seond cover is good. It's giving me Rocky Horror X Twin Peaks librarian vibes.

He could be talking both Lana and dua

im just confused still bc didnt steven tag v mag on his original post when he said he was gonna shoot her? 

what about the snippet she deleted ? she was wearing red nail polish and looked so different from the photoshoot ? also the snippet seemed very recent

Lana is serving low budget sci-fi porn parody. she is an adult playing dress up in her niece's middle school's theater's costume closet. this whole photoshoot is giving me an alternate timeline where Star Wars was made in some nerd's mom's house on a camcorder, and Lana is where Padme Amidala joined the Sith

Nabokov Whitman ( the last names of her two fav poets/authors - Vladimir Nabokov and Walt Whitman)

I’m pleased with the covers. I shan’t make any disparaging comments until we know the contents of the issue. I just want her to name drop NFR. That’s it. Lana please just give me that.

the photoshoot makes me want lana to do something handmaids tale inspired 

i mean i loved it but i think we probably need to accept she's moved on and isn't 50s beauty queen anymore. was a key part of her initial 'brand' sure but she's effectively and boldly telling us it's absolutely dead with these covers

K I already love you 'cos your username makes me LMAO

Every night I pray that she releases Normal Fockin Roswell from captivity

This was going to be the 4th photo from her photoshoot with Steven Klein but Vogue Italia scrapped it. It's the same outfit as the one from her now deleted IG post
 
 
(P.s. I've been following this thread since mid April and this is my first post! I'm so happy to join in on the clownery and meltdowns)

Oh my god, he manages more artists, y'all are so exasperating

OT : I hope she is working on new stuff, and the album NFR leaks 

Cinnamon...in her grave
 

Large mood

That means it's the only photoshoot we are gonna get this era yay

so is she just tryna say she only did this bc it was vogue italia and dislikes shoots... well... its over

yep.....

Basically she said “I only did this cover cause I’ve loved Vogue for a long time but don’t get too excited you little fuckin stinkers I’m leaving you again”

She did this shoot (and stopped being lowkey for a moment) because she has loved Vogue Italia since she was little.

I'll never marry a gemini if this is what life would be like, I just won't be able to handle these mind games

I think she's just saying she hasn't been doing much (we been knew) but hopped on this because it's been her fave mag since youth, maybe suggesting she wouldn't have done it otherwise?

she can’t even release one album why would we get 2