West Coast

yeah she called two people one of which was w*n

I am so grateful for this thread and forum in general because if I was just stanning alone and not involved in any online Lana community I'd be going through all this in private, wondering where the cherry and change music videos are, wondering what happened to the pwyc and west coast homemade videos, wondering if I just imagined her saying all these things. Thank God other people are concerned about it and remember all these little things. 

still questioning wtf neon windbreakers have to do with being a baddie...

Saying she wouldn't release BAR without Yosemite........ yet here we are

Here we have pictured Elizabeth Grant, either age 45 or 46, professionally known as Lana Del Rey, a former American singer, songwriter, record producer, model, music video director and gay icon for Millenials born in the mid-1990s to early 2000s. Her music has been noted by critics for its stylized cinematic quality; its preoccupation with themes of tragic romance, glamour, and melancholia; and its references to pop culture, particularly 1950s and 1960s Americana.
 
Following numerous projects including her debut studio album and the unreleased Sirens, Del Rey's breakthrough came after the viral success of her debut single "Video Games" in 2011. Following her breakthrough record Born to Die, she released a follow-up EP and later on 4 other albums within the span of 8 years before eventually retiring to pursue her life long dream of becoming a poet, rather than continuing her career as a performing artist.
 
She released her first poetry book Violet Bent Backwards Over the Grass in 2020 which was only available at various independent bookshops located in LA, even though the poetry book had gained worldwide demand early on ever since it was first announced. Due to the book's limited print and high demand, the prices of original copies sold online skyrocketed, also making various bootlegs easier to find for purchase. Since then she has released two more poetry books with even more limited prints.
 
Del Rey still lives in Los Angeles and some of her hobbies include long walks on beaches, studying varities of tea (matcha being her favourite), charity and some religious activities. She is known for her soirées, in which she also sometimes performs some of her oldest hits for the elite of LA and her friends from the entertainment industry. To her ordinary admirers, she holds readings of her poems and also meet and greets in the heart of LA every now and then, other than that she lives a solitary everyday life, just like your regular Los Angeles based aunt. 

Goes to church on Wednesdays so she can tell lies on Thursdays

A lie, explained through illustrations:
 


ETA:

"Tigers and women can't be in the same room. Even if the tiger is a female. Because the pheromones a girl puts off - the tiger will eat them."
 
I mean, obviously I get why you wouldn't be in the same room as a tiger, and I'm not a zoologist, but I do not think that is the reason. If it was, tigers at zoos would never have female handlers, and they do.
 
It is therefore my conclusion that that was 100% Lana Del Liar.

I can't believe this thread is only 6 pages long; there are so many lies. I think of a new one every day.
 
Technically the video for LFL is a lie because there is no ladder or platform on the H of the Hollywood sign (or on any of the other letters, for that matter).
 
Has to be one of the most upsetting lies.

She has broken my heart for the 457th time. 

The triple-video for NFR, Bartender, and HIAB

Next she'll be singing Cola acapellas

Okay this isn't a complaint but it IS a lie.
 
I seem to recall her saying she wouldn't sing "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" every again, yet:
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UtRNyHE0r/
 
K LANZ.
 
(Idc because I love Ultraviolence, though)

"If I'd known we were being photographed, I would've worn something different."
 
May I present: Lanz's Favourite Shorts: A Collage
 

ibn4 supposed covers album 

"Fuck it I love you isn't about me"
 
K Lanz.
 
It either is, and she's lying due to some ... controversial lyrics, 
 
Or it isn't, and as she acknowledged, it's her most "dishonest" song because it isn't about her despite the fact she sings it in first person. 
 
So either way there's a lie involved. 
 
Fuck it I lie (to) you

'' Never had a persona, never needed one, never will. '' - Lana del Rey AKA Elizabeth Wooldrige Grant 
 
   

Not just on streaming services though, on CD, FLAC files and even on Vinyl this album just has this sort of muffled/flat and tinny tone about it. The production/mastering process of this record gives me anxiety.

I'm sorry Ma'am, but I won't take this bitch seriously. He disregarded/overlooked her entire discography up until she released her most subued record (much like all these so called critics that now claim to revere the musical genius Lana is/has become? ), the one on which she sounds less like "Lana Del Rey", probably why he likes it so much though. Anyway, Fantino Rice can rot. 

I don't know if this is the right thread, and it's probably been adressed before somewhere. But does anyone actually have a theory or maybe some tea so spill about what happened with Lana and Stella's personal (and professional) relationship?

Welcome to LanaBoards, if you don't like an album you're a "Stupid bitch". Simple as that, no explanation, did I get it right? 

Not just on streaming services though, on CD, FLAC files and even on Vinyl this album just has this sort of muffled/flat and tinny tone about it. The production/mastering process of this record gives me anxiety.

Oh wow people on this fucking website, why do you guys feel so damn threated by fucking Opinions?! You literally have nothing better to do or say, no better arguments, just "Stupid bitch" like???
 

The fact some people are taking this seriously... IM CRYING