Neptune-Avenue

Y'all scarier because you seem to know A LOT of Satan and rituals and stories like, it's creepy wtf

Too many people on this guy's Facebook are asking for sympathy and compassion because he's mentally ill. Sorry, I'm not going to feel sorry for a stalker who could've killed her if she was there. I'm not going to go out of my way to harass him, but I'm not going to feel sorry for him either.
 
This guy is honestly only a few steps behind Mark David Chapman.
 
I hope they keep him locked up for a while and that they still keep monitoring him after he leaves, because this is the type of psycho who will eventually find something to feel betrayed with by Lana and then drive or fly across the country to shoot her.
 
This is what happened with MDC. He idolized John Lennon for years until he started feeling betrayed by shit like the "imagine a world with no possessions" line in Imagine because he felt it was hypocritical for rich man like Lennon to say that.

ok, this is hitting me now  , I can see this happening. She not going he's way and he having a mental breakdown omg. Lana could have actually been on danger omg. I'm suddenly sad and scared because I just remembered she was a human too, just like the rest of us. Man, this is so dangerous. She better get some type of FBI security 

Lana is #5 most listened to female for the entire year on SPOTIFY for 2015

http://www.rollingstone.com/music/lists/50-best-albums-of-2015-20151201
 
Mess @adele's artwork
 
HONEYMOON #12 on Rollingstone

painfully hipster yet I lowkey want it

The last cassette tape I purchased was ...Baby One More Time and I plan to keep it that way! Haha!

waiting for high by the beach to be released on tooth tunes tbh

Satan bless the universe, Satan bless the ocean. Satan bless you and Satan bless me.

https://www.instagram.com/p/SSORBSAyMg/ This guy himself is a satanist I think......If this Illuminati/MK Ultra assassins theory et al is real then I'm extremely scared and worried about Lana's safety!!! God please keep Lana safe !!! I hope this guy doesn't get out of jail!!

The Satanic Temple in Detroit has done some A+ trolling lately, commissioning this awesome Baphomet statue (my favorite detail is the children) with the intent of getting it displayed alongside the Ten Commandments on the grounds of the Oklahoma State Capitol: 
 
 
They also had a "snaketivity" displayed alongside a nativity scene at the Michigan state capitol.

Yeah what do you want to hear? What do you want me to say? I feel like nothing I'll say will help my case I shouldn't have said it

I'm literally perched with popcorn reading this thread/going through is FB profile. 
More hype around two cars and a book than there was for HM. 

Would you still love me if I was stalked and satanist

Yeah if I start opening about why I hate myself everyone is going to hate me too so I'm gonna keep my mouth shut
 
Edit: whatever I'm being childish sorry for what I said

I find the whole thing so random and hilarious like   this kid spilled more info than any song leaker could
 
and that girl had the Burning Desire to steal BOTH cars 

i would write stuff on her driveway and leave notes around for her to find lmao 
 
maybe she figures her fans would do that type of shit. not too far fetched for the woman that came up with the idea for the honeymoon hotline; its sort of along that same plane of -weird- 

I can see it now random fans showing up lighting candles and leaving flower crowns to appease the Lana god

i was just thinking what if she purchased this property as some sort of novelty piece; basically another topiary pony in the backyard (of her head). not necessarily a place to stay and definitely not a place for privacy (because why the fuck else would she film HBTB throughout and around the entire place). kind of like the prada store in marfa; a large and unusual installation piece for random bouts of creative insight (her own or otherwise) and eventual vandalism. later on it might become some kind of off-kilter monument for fans to visit (or camp out in, apparently). it already kind of is, in a way. i'd visit if i were in the area. i mean i wouldn't break the fuck in but i'd still scope it out like a mid-level creeper 
 
or if that wasn't her intention i'm inclined to think that she finds this kind of thing funny and endearing rather than terrifying; i'd keep the place just to see what happens to it over the years, but i'd never stay there (or park my jaguars) 

This fan is doing all the promo for Lana that she won't do herself. 

Also, I just want to point out that Satanism isn't a religion about worshipping Satan. It's more of a troll religion created by atheists. They don't even believe that Lucifer exists. Just wanted to throw that out there.
 
Edit: specifically, Anton Szandor Lavey's branch of Satanism was atheist trolling.

Anyway anyone have plans to become a satanist now that we know our fave is one? Will they make us a discount if the entirity of LanaBoards join?

God and Lucifer are the opposite sides of one single coin, and Lucifer is, after all, the bearer of light and knowledge, therefore, positive figure (a fallen angel, he was once one of the fair feathery gang up in the Elysian fields). The church itself glued the alarm of evilness to the so called Satan in medieval times, untill now.
 
And this book, "Satan Witch", is actually charming, harmless text about saucy, foxy seductresses that tease and manipulate men slyly and ingeniously into doing what those capricious little asses want them to do - to lick their feet and the ground they walk upon. I mean, just look at the subtitles of chapters:
Cartoon Cuties
Stockings versus Panty Hose
The High Heel
Accessories
Color Clues for Witches
How and When to Lie
Learn to Be Stupid :teehee:
 
etc.
 
There are some spicy advices on how to cast spells and practice real, spoooky witchcraft, but they are in the cathegory of lite, sugar cotton Disney movies (at least for the people who were baptized by serious and tempestuous pains and troubles).
 
It's a fun manual for ambitious chicks who want to be the whole world's girls or lethal femmes fatales that grab everything life offers in its cornucopia and who seek material, mundane, teluric pleasures (money, adoration, power and hot, sweaty screw). And, after all, "lies can buy eternity".
There is no trace of bloody ritual carnages or eating little babies or placenta. C'mon, who takes satanists seriously, or at least their today's naive admirers?
Once you enter into their narrative, you discover they are actually hypersensitive creatures who find their guidance and guru in worshipping Devil because they need an iron spine and someone omnipotent to rely on, in their wavering life whereabouts (because they are too insecure and scared to wander around stormy waves of existence themselves, or they undergo an identity crisis).
 
 
Here is the gem to download:
 
http://www.e-reading.club/bookreader.php/130868/LaVey_-_The_Satanic_Witch.pdf

Am strongly considering buying that book on Amazon, as I can't have my spiritual connection with Bae Del Rey weakening. 
 
Never mind, thank you @@LoreleiLee for that pdf link. 

For personal reasons everything about this events is making me severely uncomfortable. I'm researching and writing a lot about stalkers and ultra stans and all and I feel like the implications are going to be huge, I wouldn't have thought this would happen with Lana idk why. I wonder if and how she's going to react. I didn't even saw about the cars, I feel like the situation is going to be anything but better, sorry to be this negative, it's probably not that deep but I can't help but feel really bad 

 
She's quoted saying she is in several interviews but none are recent so I think the more she gets into science the more she's agnostic, of course this is pure speculation I'm not in her head