plastiscguy

This is why you should've watched Looney Tunes as a kid, sis. Yosemite Sam!

I heard someone say Yosemite yesterday when I watched Lana's performance at the Ally coalition and I always thought it was pronounced Yoh-Seh-Might 

I’d say wait and see if she’ll have her own tour again or their lineup.

she hates us

Bro, seriously ... try occasionally typing something that doesn't involve you having a go at someone else. Fuck.

November 2020

She loves torture. “this next song........ it’s one of my favorites on my record........ I really hope you like it........ it means a lot to me & I... I just loved making it.”
 
*blue jeans plays*

Bad news for all of us because the album’s never coming out

If we don’t get Harvey Fucking Weinstein before September I’ll unstan

When blue jeans played she said “sing along with me”
Sis was like can you just sing it yourselves at this point

She's really into white lace atm huh. 

That comment was more interesting than the argument people are having with each other now on the thread. If it ain’t Lana news can you guys stfu

I'm probably the only one thinking that but Lana making an album full of piano ballads is like a dream come true. And produced by Jack Antonoff? I could've not asked for something better

Lettuce pray that she feeds us some Norman Fucking Rumpelstiltskin news

We have two shows one today and one tomorrow We are getting fed

I’m laughing so hard at just everything. I can’t wait to hear the whole song & see if they really did her as dirty as this trailer did
 
And those god awful jingles I’m fucking having an asthma attac

we only hear lana at the end of the trailer singing “angel”, im

dont call me angel omg

Let's not forget the 'collab' Lana did with Jonathan Wilson and all she did was whisper one word over and over again JFHJSFHG

Ikr she probably sings like five words

such complaining for one song for a f*cking sountrack
lana's fans are worse than sublime's comfirmed 

I heard the clown alarm noise that Lana uploaded on her IG first thing when I woke up and it was very disturbing. For a moment, it felt as if I was in clown school and they play that sound every morning at 6am and I get up and put my clown makeup on. I experienced every emotion I had felt since the start of NFR in 10 seconds. It chilled me to the bone. 

mangoes and lana are the same .. LIARS. FULL OF EXPECTATIONS THAT WILL NEBER BE FULLY MET.. SO GOOD BUT SO UNATTAINABLE. I WANT FROM THEM WHAT I CANT HAVE!!!

I feel you. I've eaten Mango in cubes before but I never have cut the fruit myself, last month I bought a mango and sticked a knife into it without even knowing that mangoes had a hard center.
 
I fought like 30 minutes, trying to get some solid fruit pieces out of it, mango juice all over my counter, at the end I switched the knife for my own hands.
 
At the end I had 1/2 cup worth of fruit and a whole mess in the kitchen. Worst experience ever. I just wanted Mango cubes like those cut mangos that I'd seen on the internet. It wasn't even that good.