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how about NO collabs whatsoever

I think it’s more possible we’ll get a cherry video

its sad bc at this pt w Lana this does sound believable....

Prepare the clown noses in case she put it on anyways

Yeah I’m sorry but after this wait, I don’t want any fucking covers lmao. Trust me I have a list with a few songs I’d kill for her to cover but right now? No ma’am. Noooo ma’am.

Y'all chill lmaoo =))))))
I admit tho, the fact that she posted that instead of an announcement... She's THE clown

yall acting as if lana won’t put a long ass title like Smells Like Bourbon On Your Penis (The American Women’s Suffrage Movement) on the album

She always says "my new record" or "my new album" and she never mentions the name. She does the same with LFL. When she's performing songs from this album, she says " from my last record". Those fan accounts like to hurt themselves :')

Not her addressing us as “girlies” when 95% of her fans are homos.

VB as track 9 has always made sense with my fantasy.

I’m happy that this might mean that the surf rock/guitar-driven songs are still on the record.
 
I’m still dreaming of VB being the middle track and the song’s break into electric guitar being the transitional moment of the album.

She could have put those books on her story.. but noooo she had to make a whole ass post about her reading preferences

is it just me or is it harder to wait for the album NOW that we know it's coming in August?

i got so hype when i saw her instagram notif

it's going to be so strange listening to In Your Car with a different name ... I've grown attached 

I still can't get over her man... Like for real, imagine if she serves her best album cover to date, her best record, the double music video (with a budget!), then the Happiness music video and who knows we might even get more visuals. Plus the promo videos for MAC and VB! Ugh, gimme some vinyl variants and I am sold. The wait was still an absolute mess but like imagine if we had gotten all of this but in a reasonable timescale. Imagine this era if it was on this release strategy...
 
 
17/05 - Doin' Time single release (do a promotional interview about Sublime and confirm new music is coming this summer)
 
11/07 - Mariners Apartment Complex single release and promotional music video premiere (Beats 1 premiere and confirm an album is coming)
 
15/07 - Venice Bitch single release and promotional music video premiere (Annie Mac premiere, interview about the upcoming album and tease an announcement this week)
 
20/07 - Norman Fucking Rockwell album title and cover art announcement
 
09/08 - Fuck It, I Love You! and The Greatest double single release alongside Norman Fucking Rockwell pre-order (Beats 1 premiere, talk about the album process and touring)
 
13/08 - Fuck It, I Love You! and The Greatest double music video premiere
 
30/08 - Norman Fucking Rockwell album release
 
16/09 - Happiness... music video premiere (maybe coincide with a magazine interview and talk about the upcoming poetry book)
 
06/11 - a special fan event, signing records, performing songs from the album and premiering a final music video at a theatre

Are you like pregnant in this

1. Mariner’s Apartment Complex
2. Norman Fucking Rockwell
3. Bartender
4. In Your Car
5. Happiness is a Butterfly
6. Fuck It, I Love You
7. The Greatest
8. Cinnamon
9. Venice Bitch
10. Hope is A Dangerous Thing
11.
12.
13. How to Disappear
 
this makes sense with my fantasy

you should search with the word "tracklist" cause I think we didn't discuss the tracks in it
 
I remember that picture, it's not mandela shit

Imagine...
2 MVs for NFR
1 MV for doin time
And dont forget charlies angels MV!!! we bout to get real fed

pretty sure y'all mean "Glorious" from that one fake tracklist and are misremembering it, Mandela-Effect is real

If she got the Sublime tour van it probably is for a Doin Time MV. I mean, the song’s been doing pretty good on the charts for an artist like Lana, so....
This means we might be getting the double MV ~and~ a MV for Doin Time... wow, end me
I mean alternatively it could just be something for the latest MV but idk, seems sketchy

YES!
How much time does it take to publically leave a comment on an Insta post saying: "Things are crazy rn. Album is happening after the tour. It's worth the wait"? We'd all be able to sleep at night instead of conspiring. I'm tired of giving attention to """"insiders""""" + it's not like it's out of place for signed artists, lots of them just damn talk to their fans!

daaaaaaamn. I remember that there was a "fake" tracklist witch "the greatest" and "Fuck it, I love you". Where is this....

"- Will be released early 2019 (most likely between January - March)"
 
"- Could contain collaborations with artists such as Marina and The Diamonds, Florence and the Machine, FKA Twigs, Wiz Khalifa, etc."
 
we love our delusion.