plastiscguy

In 3 years
 
@randomlanadelreyfan: umm lana what the hell happened with the password on your shop
@lanadelrey: Passwords are like riddles that God uses to prove our faith in each other. Norman Fucking Rockwell is coming next month babies xx

Thank goodness I bought an extra paint palette to paint my clown face on with! 

"twoMonthsFromNow" obviously means she has two more months to promise the album is coming before suddenly disappearing and leaving us with nonsensical tweets

The cherry music video leaked already it was just a loop of her dropping her matcha on the floor with the filter and the Minecraft “ooof”

i’m freaking out what does this mean am i crazy that i think this looks Very Deliberate
 

 
a normal code wouldn’t know what TwoMonthsFromNow is unless you give it a value right???? i’m very low level python don’t drag me
 
edit: wait they did add make it a variable BUT it’s still sus

OK, here's something I noticed. Back on June 7th 2019, the favicon (the little icon you see next to websites' titles in Chrome, Safari on iPhone, etc.) for the shoplanadelrey.com website was this:
 

 
Now, it's this:
 

 
(Yes - "No Image")
 
I think this might mean something 

OMG maybe she is hiding the Cherry music video there     

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

ok maybe this is a very stupid idea but
 
the registrar of shoplanadelrey.com is domains@interscope.com
maybe we can email and ask whats going on cuz we wanted to buy the LFL boxset or smth

Actually after watching a bunch of quick tutorials on hacking sites, I could access the website. Lana is now selling merch with minions everywhere. Minions! We should have expected this since she liked that video of Gru on YouTube. Also, the password was: iamsecretlycardib

Btw with my little to no experience w tech I made it in. Once it opens it’s just a giant coupon for $5 off your first 5 sessions of soul cycle. The password is: matchagurl123x

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

Win Edwards hacked the site and will sell his neverending pics of Lana with him in there

Omgomgomg I just recalled the Honeymoon hotline and my delulu mind wants to believe that this password site is something cool and mysterious as well??

The password is "TRUMATIC" and it gives you a code to have a discount for matcha tea

I have a theory that makes more sense than it actually dropping.
 
Her managers ask her “why are you so mean to them? You’ve been teasing for months”
 
Lana: “you wanna see why? Let’s test them. Do a mock up on my website & ask for a password”
 
*fast forward to all of us trying to hack into that shit*
 
Lana: see why I won’t give these stinky motherfuckers jack shit?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Maybe Lana's finally deleting her entire discography 

What if they’re just fixing the whole gods & monsters issue snakksmskssj

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?

Guys If the website is locked it has to be for a good reason. Stop going crazy. Stop trying to find a way in, just be patient & in time, someone will hack it and we will have access
 
 
I bet you thought that sentence was going somewhere else

Have u tried MatchaChaCha, BaddieBish1985, 1234, etc?