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Guys ok I hate these fucking “I have inside info” posts because they’re obviously fake but please you have to listen to me, I can’t even believe I’m fucking typing this because I’m always like “that’s such bs” but my best friend’s ex boyfriend’s cousin’s mom’s coworker’s deceased’s uncle’s neighbor was about to piss themselves so they ran to the nearest building to take a piss and that building happened to be interscope and in the restroom she overheard Benjamin say “ugh lana doesn’t want to releas albom bekos someone on lanaboards said something mean about her ears” and also that she’s planning on releasing it the 3rd of March of 2020 since its international ear care day.
 
Believe it if you want but these are my fax

You little trouble maker. I did this yesterday and instantly regretted it. But to answer your question, it’s going to be a really yellow piss color to symbolize how she’s taken a piss on all of us & how she hasn’t been drinking enough water bc she’s too busy driving & doing sex with chase

It doesn’t let me quote LanaFlowers but good sis you are so on point. This is the shit I was talking about at the beginning of this era but even with L4L I already had the feeling she wasn’t the Lana we knew anymore. She doesn’t care because she isn’t trying to make it anymore. Very sad, disappointing & honestly quite heartbreaking for those of us who have loved her for so long. I’m not mad about her changing, I accept it although it’s sad but what’s upsetting is the way she’s treating the people who literally make it possible with our love & support for her to continue making her art. I’m over it at this point because it’s been a while now & I’ve gotten used to this new person she is or, maybe, this was her all along & she’s just now showing it. With an era like this, what more can we expect for the future? Remind yourself it’s not about the wait or wanting to take a break, it’s about the kind of treatment she’s giving us, I’m sorry but the teasing is becoming mockery at this point. She could’ve been happily living her life without dangling new snippets at our noses in a “oop just kidding” manner. Just sad is all. And I don’t want to hear she doesn’t owe us anything just shut up u little slimy worms let me and my gurls n gays be sad. This too shall pass

been reading some of the posts over the last few pages and it's funny cos i remember when she was promoting BTD she said she "may not bother making another album" after that in an interview (or words to that effect), which in hindsight was incredibly premature for someone who cared so much. then she released ultraviolence and honeymoon and said she released those albums "because she had things to get out of her system and needed to make them" (or words to that effect) and... yeah after LFL and her reluctance to release NFR i kinda feel like she's running out of things to say and it simply doesn't matter to her anymore 
 
i'll be shocked if she's still making music in 10 or even 5 years. she just does not seem into it, she's lost that sparkle to me 

Just like the 9999 snippets she teased... I hate her (not really)

Reported.Thank you.

Don’t forget the new Eau De Parfum .

We started to stan Halsey now. God help us all in these dark times

yes that emoji 100% confirms lead single this week, with preorder, tracklist, cover art, world tour, TV shows, interviews, poetry book, clothing line 

this decline in active promotion or mentions of the album make me believe this is her last one. 

Why would she give a fuck about sales and if she's flopping or not. She already made her mark, she already had her impact, she already made her money and she'll always have that strong fanbase who will buy tickets to her shows. She's at a point where she can just do whatever, and that's exactly what she's doing.

Yo soy la princesa, comprende mis putas

Ok maybe I'm tweaking the house down right now but like holy shit what if Lana dies before she gets to release NFR. Her driivng is fucking atrocious. Sjhes gonna fucking Paul Walker guys omg

I'd like to believe you, but you're trusting a woman who drives like this:
 

 

 
No wonder we haven't heard anything else about her pilot's licence; she probably attempted to fly the plane in a similar manner.

Lana being asked why she delayed the album for months and let the fans lose their minds
 


 

title is supposed to say offshoots lmao i'm an idiot
 
in cooperation/collaboration with @@RormanNockwell here are my stick figure versions of miss del rey and her various escapades, beginning with a walmart version of the remote vogue cover:
 
 
 
 
vogue goldfingers cover:
 
 
 
 
vogue knocker tits cover:
 
 
 
 
gucci guilty:
 
 
 
 
doin' time:
 
 
 
 
marinara parts shop contest:
 
 
 

From this article: https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/news/musicnews/mid-year-report-20-most-anticipated-music-moments/11278256
 
Norman F**king Rockwell, Really F**king Soon Plz, Lana!
Dear Lana Del Rey, we've been on the hype train for Norman F*cking Rockwell, your sixth album, coming on 10 months now. 'Mariners Apartment Complex' first got us amped for the idea of a Jack Antonoff-produced LDR record, and that excitement didn't subside with the release of 'Venice Bitch' and some sad-ass country songs. We loved 'Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It' but the rumour of a March release date that came and went bummed us out. Youve found time to cover Sublime and get into a Charlie Angels collab with Ariana Grande and Miley Cryus, to which we're grateful, but we need this new album, Lana. 2019 deserves this album. Yours truly, the music world. - AN
 
Everybody's so sick of her bullshit lmaooo 

nfr album: are you ready for it?
nfr era: this is how to disappear

everyone: release the album you dumb bitch!!1!!   
 
 
 
Lana: "blue jeans, white shirt.." 

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It irks me how she's always avoiding to say the actual names of her albums when talking about 'em on stage. She's like: my first album, from my album that I put out a couple of years ago, my last one, this next one that's coming out, this song's from an older record of mine, jdhjfdsbfjikolujsdawpbvf  BITCH say the names of your albums so people that are not fans and are just jamming at a festival know what's up

Two months > a few months > in a little bit > it's coming out
 

why. cant. i. just. quit. checking. for. news.
 
oh god i need NFR on my playlist
its me, your dumb little faggot bitch who keeps wanting to unstan but somehow keeps coming back to lanaboards.
 
legalize euthanasia

she posted me meeting her on ig i-