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I was expecting ARTPOP too, but I was pleasantly surprised that it wasn't! It's some chick who sounds like 1998 and has a shitty graphic designer, but a more pleasing album than ARTPOP I can already tell.

expect an artpop copy 

I'm surprised he isn't censoring the lyrics from the songs we haven't heard yet.
 
 
 
EDIT: OH WAIT HE IS

I'm surprised he isn't censoring the lyrics from the songs we haven't heard yet.
 
 
 
EDIT: OH WAIT HE IS

does he seriously think that by not leaking it, he will dramatically improve the sale of UV???? it's gonna leak regardless. this makes his claims of having it seem very dubious.

goody two shoes twitter fans are so boring and useless. No one begging you to leak it right now didn't pre order it, stupid.

She sounds like she's speaking as some sort of twilight zone Jessica Rabbit jfc, Lana stop. 
 
I notice she says stuff like this more in international interviews? Like she's really "girl next door" when she talks to the American press, but then she goes to Europe and she's some weeping siren.

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

Hopefully it's just the shitty quality, but I'm just not quite as excited by these snippets as the first ones.
 
MPG should play when suckers people buy that overpriced box set from her web site. Alleluia! I want to take you for all that you got. Alleluia!
 
C'mon guys, Lana's not being anti-feminist with the word "whore". Maybe she's just a big GOT fan.
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I am a dragon

You're a whore
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It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

I am throughly amused omg. You were expecting..better?
On one hand, yeah it's boring and old hat to call out someone as a whore (not that female singers don't do it all the time) butI don't know, we all heard So Legit right? That wasn't even or tasteful either. The song is called Fucked My Way Up to The Top...Like anyway you spin this, the song wasn't gonna tick any empowerment checkboxes. It sucks that Lana isn't more engaged in that particular aspect of her work, but we all accept that its very personal, and as we know she just doesn't give a shit about feminism. You should not be looking for Kathleen Hanna teas from the new LDR record. Maybe she'll change her tune one day, She wouldn't be the first to do so.
 
 
Tbh it sounds really great, Sonically, lyrically.

I am throughly amused omg. You were expecting..better?
On one hand, yeah it's boring and old hat to call out someone as a whore (not that female singers don't do it all the time) butI don't know, we all heard So Legit right? That wasn't even or tasteful either. The song is called Fucked My Way Up to The Top...Like anyway you spin this, the song wasn't gonna tick any empowerment checkboxes. It sucks that Lana isn't more engaged in that particular aspect of her work, but we all accept that its very personal, and as we know she just doesn't give a shit about feminism. You should not be looking for Kathleen Hanna teas from the new LDR record. Maybe she'll change her tune one day, She wouldn't be the first to do so.
 
 
Tbh it sounds really great, Sonically, lyrically.

lmao
 
 
lmao x2
 
& this entire thread 
 

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

It's not dumb, "teas" is just pop diva fan internet slang (well it has a lot more background than that, but for this purpose anyway)
 
In this context it means "it reminds me of". It can also mean gossiping or insulting ("spilling the tea")

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

That lanashadeofcool person just uploaded 3 seconds of "Roses". What a tease 

It would explain a lot, but honestly she's probably just putting some sauce on a weird cult she spent hours reading about online as a teenager and got into. Lizzy Del Grant probably did not live in some weird commune with other teenage girls and a big charismatic "daddy" figure.
 
Do you know what UV is? a 60's/70's throwback album. Do you know what was a "thing" then? Being in a cult. She's the best fanfiction writer tho. 

I'm almost certain that this album is due to leak tonight, so I guess it doesn't really matter since tumblr will be filled with instagramish quotes from all the songs soon enough but I feel like people (in other places) are getting up on a bit of a high horse for liking the "slower" snippets than the singles we've heard, to which I say get ooover yourselves. We get it, not all of lana's fans are 15 year olds in flower crowns and cutoff shorts who's fav track is the SS remix 

If you listen to the snippets for songs we already know, they are the first verses from each. Most of the songs we have heard change tempo when the chorus hits. The amount of people here judging harshly based off of 30 second clips is sort of hysterical.
 
Anyway, I think they sound incredible. I'm very happy that Lana went into this direction and will have such brilliant production for each song.

But they probably would dress up like 90's latino stereotype for a somewhat hamfisted glorified EP sampler 
 
Now that I think about it, Kanye probably loved Tropico, and they probably really are friends 

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