boom like that

This is HILARIOUS.
 
I can't with this bitch ...

I want my first post to be something I can look back to in Winter 2021 and remember the sweet times when we thought it was coming in 2020. 
 
OMG!! So excited can't wait to hear this in exactly 12-13 months as a surprise release from my favorite artist, Lana Del Rey, who always keeps her word!

Only Lana would announce a new album on the day she releases one

"To be released in 2020"
 
Bartender voice:
 
HA HA HA HAAAA

GUYS!!!!!!!!
 
I’ve already written parts of it,” the artist told The Times. “It’s called White Hot Forever. I feel like it probably will be a surprise release sometime within the next 12 or 13 months.”
 
https://www.google.pl/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/lana-del-rey-new-album-white-hot-forever-norman-fucking-rockwell-release-date-tracklist-a9084746.html%3famp

can i just say...when i first pressed play on how to disappear via the leak i literally thought it was a joke. like it genuinely sounded like someone had replaced the file with some kind of circus abomination and slapped the title on there...i really truly thought i was being trolled till she started singing
 
and the apple event version is one of my favorite songs of hers ever 

i knew bartender was going to be a cutie as soon as lana mentioned her

Maybe other people complained about it but I honestly love piano ballads haha. If I remember everyone complained about the first snippet of cinnamon girl because they found it boring while I was bopping to it. I personally think that a stripped back version would've made the song better but in time I think I'll like the official release. It just took me by surprise that they took another direction with the song LOL.

Here are my thoughts
 
Norman Fucking Rockwell: shes cute
MAC: Literally still one of the best songs on the album I love it
Venice Bitch: I love Venice so fucking much its still like the best on the album
Fuck it, i love you: Its a really cute song I really like it
Doin' Time: It doesn't fit honestly but like whatever
Love Song: I'm really sad because it disappointed me the most, I found everything past the snippet boring
Cinnamon Girl: I think its really good the very end gives some BtD vibes honestly
How to Disappear: Literally the worst production choice for the song ever LOL. Its an emotional song, it should've been stripped down and raw like the apple performance. Literally so bad
California: I honestly didn't care for it at all, whenever I hear the the pre-chorus I keep catching myself expecting her to start singing fuck it i love you 
The Next Best American Record: She should've kept the original 
The greatest: I honestly found the song boring when it first came out and I still feel that way oof
Bartender: My absolute favorite song from the album that we hadn't heard yet, its so fucking good I literally creamed
Happiness Is A Butterfly: Not the biggest fan but I love the second half of the song, mostly the ahhh part before the 'happiness is a butterfly' part
hope is a dangerous: I think it could've been a good closer if I liked the album more but I wasn't feeling it by the time I came to end of the album
 
I wasn't really feeling this album but I bet it'll grow on me eventually like any other album, I'm just disappointed on my initial listen. Maybe I was expecting too much? idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I really hope the rest of you guys liked the album a lot more than I did cause it was like a year long wait LOL

Yes!!! Digital version and a physical version!! The physical release is missing the surf drums from the digital version! No lyric changes though

Oh I see and I get that too. Maybe you can make an NFR album on iTunes with different versions of the songs. So that would be songs like the alt. version of FIILY and HTD and make it maybe a demo or alt. album with the alt. cover? That way you can enjoy the song better. Could even use the LFA from Instagram. I put that into a demo album for NFR just bc the lyrics were different in that

Maybe other people complained about it but I honestly love piano ballads haha. If I remember everyone complained about the first snippet of cinnamon girl because they found it boring while I was bopping to it. I personally think that a stripped back version would've made the song better but in time I think I'll like the official release. It just took me by surprise that they took another direction with the song LOL.

I’m literally throwing up, I’m so fucking full. Every time I try to drink my Pepto Bismol she feeds me more food

Guys I think she just remembered she’s a singer, that’s why she didn’t say a peep for fucking months & now is actually working.
 
She was like oh shit! Yeah I can sing I forgot jajaja

I don’t know why but I started to think Lana would go on a musical hiatus after NFR, but this new snippet gives me hope that SHE STILL HAS MORE TO COME THANK GOD

“So excuse me for having an opinion”
 
This bitch LMAO petty kween

This puta seriously just wrote that damn song and RECORDED IT in a few hours...like its nothing?!? We truly do not deserve this legend.
 
The song is stunning.

She really did that

Eclipse: I inTerRuPteD mY hoOkUp tO leAk lAna LyrIcS
 
Lana: Let me just release a beautiful meaningful song to shut this mess up

Looking for my version of Coachella,
Without the trap beat, and just piano and guitar

The cover is produced by Jack again. She found her new Rick Nowels for years to come

I knew this shit was gonna go off. 60’s rock & Lana? Straight to the heart please
 
 
The Chrysler’s Angle song they can keep

Lana: You've got to pick up every stitch
Beatniks are out to make it rich
Oh no, must be the season of the witch
 
Me:
 

talking about Lana's appearance in this thread when we are being fed with the tracklist, album cover, and a new song