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LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

OMG iconic! She is just fucking DONE with everything. Burn it down, Lanz!
 
New album incoming: "Not Through Love, But Through Revenge"   I have this mental image of Giant Lana from the Doin' Time video just stompin' everything in her path.

OMG I am dead, you win the internet 
 
#fuckoff ...you little fuckers
 
 
What's completely killing me though are the comments like "so does this mean we get some new slutty songs? Or nah...?"   
 
Never come between a woman and her dream (even if I am kinda confused about what her goal is here??) 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

In the COCC in the COCC in the cockpit I'm your baby... Maybe it was a sign after all . ..

I’m so glad she’s announced a second book. Her first one was so good!

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

she needs to slay with preppy fits like these

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

Me moving into this thread
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

LITERALLY my first thought! She was reading Slim Aarons and she got to thinking..."fuck off". 
 
Do we know this is the album title and not a song title though? On IG she said "the record" and I never know which she means by that.    Apologies if that's already been covered here somewhere. 
 
I think the title is genius! Glamour tainted with pollution. Poison-green vinyl. 
 
I want National Anthem visuals but apocalyptic...I'm picturing that scene at the end of The Virgin Suicides with the debutante ball where everyone is wearing gas masks...an image like the one below as the album cover. Glamour and paranoia in the age of Covid. 
 

I'd love if it was like Conan's... Transparent with grey/black smoke
 

This title calls for a Slim Aarons style album cover with chemtrails in the sky...
 

I keep thinking about this article from 2014 that was prob the truest thing I've ever heard said about Lana: https://www.gigwise.com/photos/91560/
 
"Almost every interview with Del Rey includes at least one quote that you have to go back over three times because you think you must have misread it. You haven't. These quotes aren't arrogant or obnoxious - they're just... perplexing. Strange. Other-wordly. Never before has a woman so perfectly trod the line between profound and nonsensical."  
 
 
 
 
(Then it talks about her iconic statement that women and tigers can't be in the same room   )

I think, in her confusing Lana way, she's giving a heads-up that her next album will be a return to her earlier persona (   ). Sounds like behind the scenes someone (producer? industry people?) might have criticized that, and she's like, "no, things have changed in 10 years, all these other women can write about the topics I've been criticized over and it's not a big deal anymore, in fact they have great success with it, so why shouldn't I?" It really sounds like she is responding to someone in particular, but she put it out there with zero context. 

I keep thinking about this article from 2014 that was prob the truest thing I've ever heard said about Lana: https://www.gigwise.com/photos/91560/
 
"Almost every interview with Del Rey includes at least one quote that you have to go back over three times because you think you must have misread it. You haven't. These quotes aren't arrogant or obnoxious - they're just... perplexing. Strange. Other-wordly. Never before has a woman so perfectly trod the line between profound and nonsensical."  
 
 
 
 
(Then it talks about her iconic statement that women and tigers can't be in the same room   )

She finally snapped, and even if it came across messy, I love that she's done trying to please critics. I think losing the Grammy to an actual child (which must feel like Lorde 2.0) was the last straw. When I think about something like Lust for Life Demo vs. LFL album version...it's clear she's better when she's not trying to be safe or have a radio hit or whatever.
 
 
No idea why she's doing this TODAY, but if she's working on her next album, it might be something tiny, like Jack or somebody saying "Lana are you sure you want to do GoGo Dancer Part 2 on this album?" and she's just OVER IT and like "I will do whatever I fucking want RAWRRRR!"     
 
 
I hope this album is nonstop old school Lana.     

Goddamn, girl child...! 
 
Between this and the Mother's Day post, she clearly is fresh out of fucks forever, and I'm here for it. Raw, unfiltered Ultraviolence 2.0 incoming Sept 5.  
 
 
"I'm just a glamorous person" yes, queen
 
Her father issues were always strong
Our Mom's glamour lives on and on