Distantly

I made another album cover (yet again! LOL) - heavily inspired by the NFR cover.
I edited her look to match the way she looked in the video of the Tulsa Jesus Freak snippet!
 
 

I can tell that the mood in this thread has drastically changed from this morning. 

Honestly maybe he was counting down the days until he works with Lana on a shoot? And we all got the wrong impression (bc mental illness), and it wasn't meant to 'trick' us?

J... Jhemtrails Over the Country Club 

Lana is probably laughing at us

COCC IS COMING TODAY LADIES! We won, we are winning and we will always win. Negative Nancies won't spoil our fun 

Wish I may, wish I might 
find news about COCC tonight
do you think that we’re all delu? 

“Annual Discussion & Meltdown” is in the thread’s OP for a reason I suppose

today's the day we find out for sure 

Skkk okay you guys really played yourselves here though  there wasn’t a concrete promise of anything, we’re not even entirely sure what that “countdown” was for! My money was never on a single announcement or anything to that extent, and especially not something to happen right at midnight. Personally, my best guess was for the next time the two linked up for Sheridan to style her hair for a photoshoot or something. For all we knew, it could’ve been a countdown for their next coffee date, we really had no idea. Nothing was promised to anyone, so we can’t feel too let down here. So please, I ask you from the bottom of my heart, please please please don’t give him hell & harass the poor guy if no info comes through today  please  be good kidz x

Ok so we're all clowns, Joaquin share your Oscar. HOWEVER, I think we all know our insanity is fueled by the knowledge that. THIS.IS.HAPPENING. we just don't know when for sure........unless we do and it will be here, in full, next week, and September will be saved.

in all seriousness... the album is most likely coming on september 5th /4th which is only ONE WEEK AWAY! i know it's disappointing that nothing seems to be happening tonight, but look on the bright side... this just gives us more time to have fun in this thread, and experience this album cycle together <3   

Awh, ily back - I do my best to handle the mess!

The way Sheridan probably burnt lanas hair by mistake so she decided to get revenge by telling him to announce something that wasn’t happening just so we’d all attack him.. yup she’s evil

I still don’t exactly understand what you all are expecting to be birthed into the world in 2 minutes.. a single? an announcement? Like, what are we waiting for.. x

If it doesn't come at midnight we need to pretend its coming tomorrow during the day so we can keep the hope going

I wish Lana had the streaming power that these rappers and Taylor Swift have. She would have it she promoted her music every era bc during the Ultraviolence era her streams were great for no promo her sales were amazing too she had the hype of the born to die era 

OK remain calm. I know a guy who knows a guy. Turns out this hairdresser has been leasing a salon and has a lot of his equipment there. He wants to move but he can't till he finishes his lease. When is his lease up? You guessed it, 3 days and 4 midnight's.

Ben if you're reading this, I want the COCC rn, I want to be on my knees when I get the COCC, I want to feel the COCC in me.
 
Thank you x
Shanice

Umm hunnie why would we trust Ed when we have Dave the local record store manager 

I can’t believe you uploaded the call on dbree 
LMAO

I'LL SEE YOU ALL IN THE POST RELEASE + DISCUSSION THREAD LATER TONIGHT
 

 
ME LOGGING INTO MY SPOTIFY ACCOUNT SO I CAN LISTEN TO 17 TRACK MAGNUM OPUS CHEMTRAILS
 

 
WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

I didn't think we were going to reach NFR's level of desperation but here we are ladies 

The way we will all be cussing Lana out in 6 hours calling her an unprofessional bitch because of the thousands of conspiracy theories we invented in our own minds
 
truly the best fan base

Lana, Shanice and the record stores all coming together to discuss COCC secrets without telling anyone: