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  1. Nicolas377 liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in FONT "Ocean Blvd" by Crazy Husband Stealer + Maleo Font Family   
    As working with Turista has proven to be an utter pain in the ass, I have decided to modify it to match the actual font used for the artwork.
    All the lower case Ys used on the cover have been customized. I have reconstructed and included all three of them. The font in general has been narrowed by 5%, so it's a little slimmer than Turista.
     

    The width of the font for her name has been altered slightly on the cover. All letters except for the y are increased by 7%.
    The y is a bit more complicated. I have attached a screenshot for easier understanding:

     
     

    In addition to that, the target cover with the red font also uses a customized version of the font for her name. The letters have been taken from Futura ND Display and look very similar to Turista. I have modified them to match with the rest of the font and also added them als alternate options.
     
    I have also included the full Maleo font family that is used for the subtitles.
     
    ENJOY!
     
    https://krakenfiles.com/view/SIfgxbySLm/file.html
     
     
  2. heroindealer liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in FONT "Ocean Blvd" by Crazy Husband Stealer + Maleo Font Family   
    As working with Turista has proven to be an utter pain in the ass, I have decided to modify it to match the actual font used for the artwork.
    All the lower case Ys used on the cover have been customized. I have reconstructed and included all three of them. The font in general has been narrowed by 5%, so it's a little slimmer than Turista.
     

    The width of the font for her name has been altered slightly on the cover. All letters except for the y are increased by 7%.
    The y is a bit more complicated. I have attached a screenshot for easier understanding:

     
     

    In addition to that, the target cover with the red font also uses a customized version of the font for her name. The letters have been taken from Futura ND Display and look very similar to Turista. I have modified them to match with the rest of the font and also added them als alternate options.
     
    I have also included the full Maleo font family that is used for the subtitles.
     
    ENJOY!
     
    https://krakenfiles.com/view/SIfgxbySLm/file.html
     
     
  3. Sunnies liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in FONT "Ocean Blvd" by Crazy Husband Stealer + Maleo Font Family   
    As working with Turista has proven to be an utter pain in the ass, I have decided to modify it to match the actual font used for the artwork.
    All the lower case Ys used on the cover have been customized. I have reconstructed and included all three of them. The font in general has been narrowed by 5%, so it's a little slimmer than Turista.
     

    The width of the font for her name has been altered slightly on the cover. All letters except for the y are increased by 7%.
    The y is a bit more complicated. I have attached a screenshot for easier understanding:

     
     

    In addition to that, the target cover with the red font also uses a customized version of the font for her name. The letters have been taken from Futura ND Display and look very similar to Turista. I have modified them to match with the rest of the font and also added them als alternate options.
     
    I have also included the full Maleo font family that is used for the subtitles.
     
    ENJOY!
     
    https://krakenfiles.com/view/SIfgxbySLm/file.html
     
     
  4. aquamarie liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Pink Champagne   
    This is why Jack deserves to have his balls crushed.
  5. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by viv in Pink Champagne   
    has put them back on the chopping block lmaooo
  6. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by ultrabanisters in Pink Champagne   
    the janky a&w instrumental transition at 5:57-6:00 has put them back on the chopping block
     
    but pink champange the woman that you are... the mother you have become... the lives you have saved... one of her best demos 
  7. bogdan liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Pink Champagne   
    This is why Jack deserves to have his balls crushed.
  8. Coloringbooks liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Pink Champagne   
    This is why Jack deserves to have his balls crushed.
  9. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by Life in Pink Champagne   
    Haven’t listened to this in a while, but fuck this is peak Lana. 
  10. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by Venice Jesus Whore in Pink Champagne   
    I can’t get over how much better this version is compared to the released. I know she probably felt like she was in a very different headspace for Chemtrails and obviously the production didn’t really match the rest of the album, but damn, this is just so much more effective and powerful. 
     
    LMLYAW just sounds like your pretty standard love song but with a bit of a conservative anti-feminism sounding title which isn’t the best look.
     
    Pink Champagne isn’t really a love song, it’s kind of a desperate plea for a guy to let Lana love him as a form of escapism for how miserable she is. I mean, the line about getting hard to stay sober really gets me considering she actually has been sober. Plus the context of her dreaming of being a famous artist all her live and her dream not living up to what she thought she wanted. And then there’s the production. It’s just all around such a more interesting song. LMLYAW is gorgeous, but forgettable. And the title wouldn’t even sound cringey with the context of how the song was originally written. 
  11. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by Mer in Donald Trump & JD Vance Win 2024 US Presidential Election   
    First sign of the night: Trump just claimed “massive amounts of cheating in Philadelphia”. His internal data must be making him sweat. 
  12. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by Alison by Slowdive in Dragonslayer   
    i still kinda think she's trying to say "hija de la luna" but fast and wrong ("hija lo lina") - i am attached to the idea that it's daughter of the moon given the siren line and am stretching it to fit my view so hard rn lmao  i can't wait for someone who understands what she's actually saying to put me in my place tho <3
  13. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by motel six in Your Top 15 Never-performed Lana Songs   
    heroin, bel air, guns and roses, california, sad girl, swan song, god knows i tried
     
    can’t believe how many honeymoon and nfr songs haven’t been performed, i hadn’t realised, it’s more understandable for chem and bb, but also ocean blvd has a lot that haven’t been played regularly enough or at all considering that’s her newest album and she’s done soooo many shows since. my show this year had one ocean blvd song and it was A&W
  14. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by Embach in Your Top 15 Never-performed Lana Songs   
    Heroin, The Blackest Day and Art Deco are my holy trinity for sure!
  15. Cult Leader liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Your Top 15 Never-performed Lana Songs   
    Out of all the officially released songs that Lana has never performed on tour (not counting a capella snippets or teases), which ones are your most desired ones?
     
    List of songs:
     
    You can list your top 15 but feel free to name more.
     
    Bel Air Art Deco The Blackest Day Religion Heroin Fuck It I Love You The Greatest Happiness Is A Butterfly Love Song White Dress Black Bathing Suit If You Lie Down With Me Thunder Fishtail Taco Truck  
    Also:
    A&W (in full)
    Peppers (as a regular)
    Flipside (as a regular)
    Brooklyn Baby
    Cinnamon girl (as a regular)
    Florida Kilos (as a regular)
    Black Beauty (in full)
     
     
     
  16. Embach liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Your Top 15 Never-performed Lana Songs   
    Out of all the officially released songs that Lana has never performed on tour (not counting a capella snippets or teases), which ones are your most desired ones?
     
    List of songs:
     
    You can list your top 15 but feel free to name more.
     
    Bel Air Art Deco The Blackest Day Religion Heroin Fuck It I Love You The Greatest Happiness Is A Butterfly Love Song White Dress Black Bathing Suit If You Lie Down With Me Thunder Fishtail Taco Truck  
    Also:
    A&W (in full)
    Peppers (as a regular)
    Flipside (as a regular)
    Brooklyn Baby
    Cinnamon girl (as a regular)
    Florida Kilos (as a regular)
    Black Beauty (in full)
     
     
     
  17. cheaptrailertrashglm liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Donald Trump & JD Vance Win 2024 US Presidential Election   
    I find it rather scary and embarrassing that it took someone as politically silent/neutral as Taylor Swift to get all those straight white girls to care about politics and their future. It goes to show how narrow-minded many of her fans are.
     
    No offense @Mer!
  18. cheaptrailertrashglm liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Donald Trump & JD Vance Win 2024 US Presidential Election   
    I will also say:
     
    If the only thing you care about regarding this election is the Israel/Gaza conflict, then your vision is extremely narrow. There is far far more at stake, not only in the Middle East but also in the US itself. From an entire ban on contraception to an actual dictatorship...everything is on the ballot. Please Please Please.mp3 reflect a bit and consider that MAYBE the things that are currently trendy or viral in the Stan twitter bubble are not the only things that matter. It's always good to get informed beyond that scope of things. Like I already said: THERE IS SO MUCH MORE AT STAKE.
  19. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by bluechemtrails in Tough - 2025 GRAMMYs Submissions   
    Best Rap Song
    Best Melodic Rap Performance

    The only promising category would have been that of a duo, but exactly such is not included.
     
  20. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by GeminiLanaFan in Judah Smith Interlude   
    Zodiac would have been wayyyy better instead of this interlude. 
    Great instrumentals though. Although they could have been on a spoken-word poem 
  21. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by Chickacherrycola in Judah Smith Interlude   
    I thought Fingertips would have been great as a spoken word poem. 
  22. Crazy Husband Thief liked a post in a topic by dexter in Judah Smith Interlude   
    awful interlude awful person speaking 
  23. GeminiLanaFan liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Judah Smith Interlude   
    But...it literally doesn't even properly transition into Candy Necklace. It does not fit thematically or sonically. 
  24. GeminiLanaFan liked a post in a topic by Crazy Husband Thief in Judah Smith Interlude   
    Judah Smith haters unite! 
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