itsfuckinghot

This must be how Madonna and Christina stans feel huh 
 
But you’re fully right, and that’s why my expectations are so awfully low 
 I’ll settle for something above Cocc and it’s ugly sister without expecting UV/HM levels of quality or her best album. Hope she’ll prove me wrong tho and makes a genre bending, universally acclaimed magnum opus again 

are these interesting song descriptions in the room with us right now?

I’ll reserve judgement until I hear it myself.
These insiders have offered us interesting song’s descriptions and a variety of taste. I don’t know what they consider good or even a masterpiece .

When all she announces next week is her retirement

not the mods cleaning up all the mess and us returning to 800 pages

I think we'll get an announcement + single and pre-order on the 7th 

not amused .

No old leaked songs for this album pleaseee 

Lana getting ready to post scat on LB as soon as she finalises her announcement dates
 

Guyssss this must be the first album in ages that Lana hasn’t told us the title of like months before its release! 

HOLA TV, where the REAL news is 

DEAR LORD IT'S TIME
 
OK DELULUS NOW LET'S GET IN FORMATION. 

Now who is that Hola TV interviewer and do they need their ass ate. 

see u all on the pre release 

her lanita era is coming

MUST BE THE SEASON OF THE SCATTTTTT

HOLA TV being the real insider all along 

IT'S TRUE IT'S REALLY TRUE WE DID IT. EXPRESS LANE TO THE PRE-RELEASE THREAD PLEASEEEEE 

MY HEART IS FULL, I AM LIGHTER THAN AIR, TRUE HAPPINESS IS WITHIN OUR REACH 

It has to be real omfg another person tweeted it!!! https://twitter.com/homelittlew/status/1598473178220843008?s=46&t=T5VxUfNQuQHYbusoFhElzw

cmon grandma lets get u to bed

something about this color palette is very 2005 nick jr. blues clues 

in before Lana returns back to having cars in the album covers!!!! This time she’s getting ready to flip the car entirely

manifesting an embrace of similar visuals like these from Neil Krug:
 
a dark, sickly sweet dreamworld full of contemplation and anger

so me may have a week wait