Lavender Sunshine

arranging a meeting with Jack for our good sis Jared 

i thought that the chicken tasted witchy.

Sharing one of my favourite philosopher’s quotes regarding one of the most important principles of stoicism - I think some of our more disgruntled friends could use it right now. Hang in there! 

Wow Lana that metaphysics degree really teached you a thing or two huh 

manifesting the album announce (cover, tracklist, release date) for next Wednesday (5 days after equal hours tweet - just like in 2019 before Norman)
 
July 26th 2019 - 3:33 make a wish          ->             July 31st - Norman announce  (Fri -> Wed)
Sep 4th 2020 - 12:12                                  ->             Sep 9th - COCC announce (Fri -> Wed)
 
not delusion. facts! 

let's make a deal and only complain if nothing happen tomorrow, it's still sept 4th 
today we manifest our asses off 

If she doesn't give us at least LMLYLAW and a "big sorry for the delay" tomorrow, I'll be so disappointed and I'll never get hyped up for an album of hers EVER again.
 
Sis is breaking my heart 
 
 

I love how it looks like it's filled with water
 

her last cryptic time tweet.... posted just FIVE days before NFR! cover reveal, tracklist, and preorder
she is coming
 

lana came up in an age where the standard female pop star was a Boss Bitch™ Lady Gaga was the feminist gay icon, Beyonce was all about Girls Running the World, Nicki Minaj was a muthafuckin monster, etc. It was all about girl power and crazy fashion and not needing a man lol. 
 
Now then there's poor lil Lana who wears her heart on her sleeve, doesn't really have much media training, and writes songs about how much she loves/misses her boyfriend(s). She doesn't take much of a "stance" on things- she writes a song like Ultraviolence about abusive relationships, but rather than condemning them and writing some empowering anthem about leaving, she just kind of describes what it was like and leaves it at that. 
 
so people picked on her like crazy cause they didn't understand her (or pretended to not understand her) because she wasn't the cookie cutter girl power pop star they were used to. and of course, the cringey "SJW" culture that arose on the internet around this time didn't really work in her favor lol. so while other girls were "sex symbols" and "bad bitches" and "sexually liberated, empowered women"- lana got called a prostitute and a cokehead who slept around in hollywood and was a doormat to shitty men.
 
tbh it was really fucked up the way they all just ganged up on her, so no wonder she's so resentful of it now

Why judge a song that isn't even released yet... 

I think it’s quite unfair to Lana to assume that LMLYLAW will be problematic; I think there’s something very empowering about Lana striking a more traditionally feminine stance and thematically playing around with that “fragility” she discussed in May, especially in a time where women are often disassociated from their own hyper-femininity - and that’s not at all a bad thing, necessarily, it’s just the way the culture has evolved currently - and I think Lana, with or without realizing it, is being inclusive of all women by shaping her own narrative and giving herself room to be more vulnerable in regards to her fragility, which is a strength in and of itself - and shows people of all walks of life that as humans, we contain layers, multitudes, etc. that allow us to confront the darkness and the lightness of our deepest selves. 

I can't believe I missed that moment, I only saw the reactions this morning 

Also from a business point of view releasing COCC too close from Violets would be bad for the book because the album would overshadow it. My guess is that if she doesn't release the album in the next two weeks we'll probably have to wait until the end of october...

#teamdelulu on their way to the chemtrails over the country club post release thread this weekend 

sooooooooo?
 

What I love about it is that its production is super harsh and heavy but her vocals are angelic, which makes the track overall feel dreamy and more grounded at the same time, if that makes sense!

Might as well go in the unpopular opinions thread, but since we're on the topics of vocal style: I wouldn't mind if Lana would go back to breathier/sharper and more reverberate and layered type of vocals in the style of 'West Coast' on COCC. But then again, that's the psycheledic-rock stan in me that wish or COCC to emulate that.

Of course non of you fags like my comment because you don’t even care about a live band or noticed she no longer has a bass guitarist.

Only hot bitches can truly understand Summer Bummer  can relate

I'm #Teamdelusional too but please don't jinx it lol 

I had an actual NIGHTMARE about this album last night: "Let Me Love You" leaked and it was an electronic-country song, sort of like the Charlie's Angels song (without Lana's bridge part) crossed with, like, Cotton-Eyed Joe. It was so vivid and so awful. I have never been so relieved to wake up! Clearly this album stress is in my brain. 

Where are the team delulu members!! Here is some champagne for you all
 

 
 
We will win!! Let's celebrate that!!
 

 
 

I'm #Teamdelusional too but please don't jinx it lol