Lavender Sunshine

Ok peeps it’s 00:12 here in Italy I’mma hit the sack and I look forward to waking up tomorrow to no news and a full blown Lanaboard civil war - good night 

I’m on mobile and don’t know how to add screenshots on here... but on the topic of threatening fans. Her dad posted something about being in a Forrest and someone said “now shhhh and listen Rob, tell lana to release sum about COCC or you won’t be walking in the forest again ;)”
 
like that’s fucking sick.... why in the world would someone write that to her dad that’s so disturbing and sad

Sheridan is doing a countdown to show fans her new AUBURN hair as a symbol of Lana coming full circle with Paradise being the main inspiration for COCC omg we have to stan!
 

 

J... Jhemtrails Over the Country Club 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

I'm the COCC next door, let me come in
I know I'll be delayed but I do it for kicks
I'll never be released 'cause my mommy is rich
I'm partying all night, sitting in the hard drive 

Tbh I'm not expecting her hairstylist to post anything album related, but then again I don't see why he would give us a countdown and hype people up over literally nothing! So I'm guessing it's about some magazine cover or smth hair related idk 
 
I hope I'll be proved wrong, but if nothing comes then I'll stay optimistic for September 4th/5th

Thank you for articulating what I am too lazy to write lol. 100% yes to all this. We know Lana never asked to blow up and didn't even like it (as evident from her early reactions to fame/performing) so to say she owes us anything is... absurd

I just spent some time reporting hateful comments under Sheridan's posts, I honestly feel so bad for the guy. If any of you have the time I would suggest doing so too

I told my friend who works at JB HI Fi to look it up for me tomorrow and he will tell the truth no NONSENSE
If it's not on their system, then there are probably no physical copies coming on the 5th, at least.
I remember last year with NFR all the stuff arrived two weeks early and they locked it in the manager's office so they wouldn't have a Cassette Girl situation. I encouraged him to break in but he refused. Great FRIEND.

Tbh I'm not expecting her hairstylist to post anything album related, but then again I don't see why he would give us a countdown and hype people up over literally nothing! So I'm guessing it's about some magazine cover or smth hair related idk 
 
I hope I'll be proved wrong, but if nothing comes then I'll stay optimistic for September 4th/5th

To all those keeping delusion alive and breathing 

Tbh I'm not expecting her hairstylist to post anything album related, but then again I don't see why he would give us a countdown and hype people up over literally nothing! So I'm guessing it's about some magazine cover or smth hair related idk 
 
I hope I'll be proved wrong, but if nothing comes then I'll stay optimistic for September 4th/5th

Tbh I'm not expecting her hairstylist to post anything album related, but then again I don't see why he would give us a countdown and hype people up over literally nothing! So I'm guessing it's about some magazine cover or smth hair related idk 
 
I hope I'll be proved wrong, but if nothing comes then I'll stay optimistic for September 4th/5th

Tbh I'm not expecting her hairstylist to post anything album related, but then again I don't see why he would give us a countdown and hype people up over literally nothing! So I'm guessing it's about some magazine cover or smth hair related idk 
 
I hope I'll be proved wrong, but if nothing comes then I'll stay optimistic for September 4th/5th

Tbh I'm not expecting her hairstylist to post anything album related, but then again I don't see why he would give us a countdown and hype people up over literally nothing! So I'm guessing it's about some magazine cover or smth hair related idk 
 
I hope I'll be proved wrong, but if nothing comes then I'll stay optimistic for September 4th/5th

Well... nothing new nothing changed same old shit ?
We gotta entertain ourselves somehow if miss Del Rey doesn't!! 
NOOOFJFKDKSJ 
 
 
Anyway COCC vinyl will glow in the dark 

I just woke up to 40 new pages of delusions, can anyone sum it up for me? Did anything actually happen? I'm too impatient to read through all the Michael Jackson gifs hehe